A collection of jokes about trash cans!

First, only garbage will go into the trash can.

When I first entered the university, many students in my class were unbalanced. Many boys are addicted to the virtual world of the Internet, chatting and playing games.

A month later, the counselor said at the class meeting that from next week, students who are absent for three times will not get any results at the end of the term. This means that in addition to paying a considerable decoration fee, you may be ordered to drop out of school.

Some people ridiculed that what about going to such a rubbish school? Just listen carefully. Many people are talking at the bottom, and the response is great.

For a long time, when all the arguments subsided, the counselor looked at everyone calmly and said, "The world is fair, and only garbage will go into the trash can."

By next week, no teacher has used the attendance sheet. The whole classroom is crowded with people.

No one in this world really wants to be rubbish.

Second, the oversized trash can

The car at home has been driving for many years, and my wife and I discussed changing it.

The youngest son heard it nearby and asked, "Dad, what about the old car when you buy a new one?" 」

I replied, "Throw it away! 」

The son looked worried and asked, "Where are we going to find an extra-large trash can to hold our old car?" 」