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Is there a fantasy novel similar to the strongest pretend-to-punch system?
Click!
Lightning and thunder.
Dong Qi straightened up slowly from the bed. She was awakened by a burst of urine. In the middle of the night, it was raining and windy outside, and the thunder sounded like someone was playing drums outside the door.
Click.
The window suddenly turned blue.
hoop
She took a few slow breaths, turned over from the bed and put on her shoes.
Gently open the door, Dong Qi's bathroom needs to pass through the living room of the house. At night, the wall lamp lanterns that were originally on were also extinguished because of the strong wind.
She stood at the door, tugging at her collar, feeling a little cold.
"Come back soon." She thinks so.
Out of the bedroom, she hurried into the living room and walked towards the toilet.
Suddenly, she was surprised to find that the lantern in the living room was on.
Under the dim light, the whole purlin living room was blurred.
Squeak.
Dong Qi slowly closed the bedroom door behind her, her eyes scanning one by one in the living room.
"Did the servant forget to blow out the lantern at this late hour?" She changed her mind.
Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she noticed a person sitting quietly on the desk and chair facing the door in the living room.
A tall, slightly fat, middle-aged man with a straight back.
Due to the dim light, Dong Qi is far away, and some people can't see who that person is.
Suddenly, from a distance, she saw the man turn his head stiffly and slowly, looking at himself.
Far away, she couldn't see the man's face clearly, but vaguely, she seemed to see his eyes were black, like two holes.
"Who? Who's there? " Dong Qi's heart suddenly broke, and she didn't remember knowing such a burly man.
The right hand quickly pulled out the dagger from behind the pajamas.
"Tell a joke." Suddenly a voice came from the man.
"! !"
Don't laugh, master.
Dong Qi body suddenly stiff, and the voice is not coming from the front.
She slowly turned her head and saw the wooden door of the bedroom that had just come out. I don't know when it was opened.
A man with the same appearance stood at the door. This time it was very close, and she finally saw what the darkness in men's eyes was.
They are simply two black holes, with no eyeballs in their eyes and nothing but two blood holes. The black one can see the hole in the body.
Dong Qi was a quiver, almost didn't hold the knife in his hand. She was pale and cold, and sweat soon wet her underwear.
Take two steps back slowly.
Ah! !
With a sudden scream, she turned and ran towards the door.
Outside the door, in the middle of the yard.
Lu Sheng slowly held the knife stuck in the ground and stood up. Looking at the tall body slowly approaching behind him.
I've been waiting for you for a long time, Long Chao.
"Use people as bait?"
Click.
A sharp blade similar to armor automatically pops up on the dragon's arm, and the silver sharp blade shines in the moonlight.
Hey!
Two people disease move almost at the same time.
The knife and the arm bring out two black lines at the same time, and they cross fiercely.
"Red pole, great power! ! "
Liu Sheng backhand a knife cut, red light spread on the blade. In a blink of an eye, it became a big red knife net, covering the whole yard with overwhelming power. Walking towards the dragon cover.
"We don't need to fight. This is meaningless. "
The dragon retreated quickly and jumped out of the blade with a somersault. But his skirt was still flashed by the knife and ignited a small flame.
He reached out and held the flame to make it go out. Smoke came out of his face and was blown away by the wind.
"What's your purpose?" Liu Sheng closed the knife and stood quietly in the courtyard, as if he hadn't waved the knife just now.
Even in this cathode state, his weakest state, he can wield a knife at will to reach the power of full explosion.
"purpose?" The dragon is stupefied.
The moonlight fell from behind the moving clouds and lit up his face. This is a strong man who looks dull.
I can't see his age clearly, but I can see his muscles that are strong enough to almost explode. He is nearly two meters tall and has muscles like steel. In the middle of the short gray hair, there is a Y-shaped symbol all over the scalp.
"Now that you already know the strange here, you should also know the rules of the three holy doors. This passage is our spiritual journey. " The dragon said in a low voice.
"channel?" Lusheng paused, completely don't understand what he said.
"yes." Suddenly, the dragon seemed to think of something, revealing a sudden color. "It is no wonder that at that time, the man would say so, he wants us to make a promise, actually here ..."
Suddenly, he looked at Lu Sheng's eyes changed a little. Become a little more indifferent.
"I take the liberty of asking."
Lu Sheng narrowed his eyes. "What do you want to ask?"
The dragon took two steps forward slowly.
"This place used to have three holy mirrors. Did you break it? "
Lu Sheng was stupefied, and then he quickly thought of the bronze mirror he got from the tea gang.
See his expression, Long Chao seems to be more sure.
"It seems to be you. The three sages intend to re-establish their position here, so they have their reasons. "
"The channel is mine. If you want to compete with me, I have to kill you first ... "The spike on his arm suddenly popped out and became longer, almost reaching his heel.
At that time, Dong Qi stumbled out. When he saw Lu Sheng and Long overtime, he ran to this side ecstatically.
"Wang, help! ! ! "She shouted.
In the room behind him, the two smiling owners flashed and immediately overlapped into one. Then deadpan rushed to the door.
Without looking, Lu Sheng jumped back and rolled to the owner without a smile, with a knife cut down.
"My! The passage is mine! ! "Roar at the dragon.
When he stepped on his foot, a cloud of white fog exploded behind the whole person, which transformed into a new image, and also appeared in front of the smiling master, and the sword on his right arm was suddenly put down.
Bang! !
Two people at the same time in mid-air, toward each other mercilessly kicked out.
This foot just stepped on the other person's sole, and a mass of more white ash exploded between the two people. The huge impact made them fly out at the same time.
"I didn't mean to rob you of any channels!" Lu sheng is puzzling. I thought it was Long Chao who was playing games, but now it seems that it is the Three Sages who sow discord behind their backs.
"Then get out of the way, and I can give you some compensation when I solve the strangeness of not laughing." Dragon cold track.
"You can do it, I will never do it!" Lu Sheng took two steps back. Judging from the reaction of the other party, there seems to be some misunderstanding in this trip.
"Are you serious?" Squint at the dragon.
"Of course." Lu Sheng really turned back two steps, just blocking behind Dong Qi.
The dragon looked at him intently and slowly walked towards the owner who didn't laugh.
Oh! !
Suddenly, the dragon body flashed, the ground collapsed, and the figure instantly appeared beside Lu Sheng.
"But I think it's safer to kill you before receiving the channel! ! ! "
Bang! !
The two men held hands and made a scene.
This weird and silent way of moving again! Lu Sheng almost didn't react. At the last minute, he used the mixed blood net of the blade to forcefully carry the puncture of the other party.
He was completely unaware of the hidden way in which the Heart Travel Agency sent him a message last time, and now this dragon will move in a similar way.
The dragon's arm rotates at a high speed, and the blade on the arm is like a whirlwind. It cuts dozens of knives in one second and falls on the blade of Lusheng block like a storm.
The two men attacked and defended, moving quickly, and with a bang, they directly hit one side wall of the yard.
There was a huge gap in the wall, revealing the pavilion in the rockery garden next door.
Boom!
In a flash, there was a loud noise, and the dragon that had just knocked Liu Sheng out of the yard flew out at a faster speed of terror, slamming on the ground, kicking his legs on the ground, and the whole yard roared.
"Kill me? With you, a shadow slowly emerges from the dust of broken walls.
Impressively is Liu Sheng who has just been beaten out of the yard.
At this time, his body began to distort and expand, and his delicate and delicate body seemed to be released. Muscles, bones and skin began to swell violently, turning black and hard.
A large number of muscles grew and piled up, squeezing his whole upper body bigger and bigger, and even two huge muscle balls appeared behind him.
His temples on both sides arched, forming a long and short bulge, like two horns. The muscles behind him expanded, and a row of dark gray muscles like backstab quickly pricked out.
The height and body shape also changed from the ordinary body shape, getting bigger and higher, reaching five meters in an instant.
Psst!
The corners of the mouth on both sides of Lu Sheng cracked, revealing sharp white teeth that had changed inside. The dense rows of fangs are completely unlike human beings, like some fierce carnivorous dragon beast.
"Come on. Let me see how you plan to kill me! ? "
Bang! As soon as he came out, his huge feet stepped on the yard, and the whole yard seemed to be shaking.
Oh!
Suddenly, a shadow came from the side, but he didn't laugh at his master. He was expressionless, and one paw grabbed Lu Sheng's back.
"Get out of here! ! "Liu Sheng patted the smiling master with the hand like a cattail leaf fan. His huge body suddenly rushed at the dragon.
"Come on, don't you want to kill me!"
Boom! !
He pounded the ground where Long Chao was.
The land crashed and burst, and a lot of mud and gravel splashed out, leaving an empty impression, suddenly disappearing like a dragon and appearing behind Lu Sheng.
"thrilling! ! "With a growl, he dashed forward with his hands folded and won the vest in the middle.
Unfortunately, today's Lusheng, the weakest cathode state can also have more than five strengths. This also led to today's transformation, and even more frightening is that it directly broke through to the snake level.
And this transformation is not as balanced as the integration of yin and yang. The strongest part of this form is not speed, reaction or explosion, but defense and strength.
Poof.
Like stabbing wood, the dragon's face changed greatly, and he was horrified to find that his hand could only pierce each other's skin a little deep.
"Stupid!"
Lu Sheng's huge body suddenly elbowed and turned back.
Boom!
The huge elbow struck Long Chao as thick as his waist, almost turning him into a U-shape.
The power of terror exploded in mid-air, and coils of corrugated dust dispersed.
The dragon hit the ground in the blink of an eye, and a huge pit several meters wide exploded in the thunder.
"This is what you said to kill me? Journey of the Dragon of the Heart? " Lu Sheng went to the pit and looked down.
"If you can, I don't want to use this form, because this form is too ugly. Unfortunately ... you forced me. "
Lusheng stretched out his hand and touched it in the pit. Soon, a broken body was carried out from the inside.
Impressively, it is the dragon that has just been smashed and fainted.
"Compared with Chaohu Lake, which is also the vice president of the Heart Tour Association, you really let me down." Liu Sheng recalled ChaoHu, which made him look like a cyclops. He could even fight to the death with the bustling Red Square, but this one had only seven vertices and didn't even break through the snake level.
"What shall I do with you?" Liu Sheng hung the dragon in front of him, and the other side was close to two meters' body. Compared with him, it is the difference between an adult and a baby.
"cicada slough!"
Suddenly the dragon shook, and his body took off a layer of skin with a whoosh. A smaller dragon slipped out of Lu Sheng's hand and fell to the ground.
Shua, outside his arm, a lot of blades as thin as cicada wings suddenly popped up, translucent blades, like crystals.
The dragon's face, especially its mouth, turned into a slender black barb, extending to its chest and abdomen.
"I was going to save my strength to deal with the passage, but now it seems that there is no way ..." Long Chao opened his arms, and his eyes suddenly lit up with a faint green light.
"Cicada dragon, nine days! ! "
Hey! !
A lightning-fast green mountain flashed across Lu Sheng's chest.
Bang! Bang, bang, bang! !
Lu Sheng's huge body retreated several steps, and a lot of sparks splashed on his chest. On the black skin of his chest, there is a shallow blood mouth.
He was not badly hurt, but he was hit by a huge impact.
"Ha ha ha! ! Interesting! Interesting! ! "Liu Sheng laughed wildly, and the surrounding red blood network contracted wildly, and then condensed on the skin surface, forming a faint translucent red film.
"Come and kill me! If you can do it! ! "His big hand suddenly caught the green light that fell to the ground.
Hey!
There was another flash of green light, and Lu Sheng caught an empty air, at the cost of an extra wound on his arm.
But strangely, the wound on his chest has almost healed by this time.
This time, dark red and golden yellow flames sputtered from the wound at the same time, which is not only the high temperature caused by high-speed friction and collision, but also the instinctive anti-shock of Yin and Yang Yuhebao bottles and the burns caused by the high temperature of blood network.
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