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The Mute Weird Girl and the Ship Boss< /p>

Author: Narrabury

Section 1, Preface

Updated on 2010-1-8 21:37:32 Word count: 1322

The half-mute weirdo and the ship boss

1. Preface, "This article is one of the series of novels "Cowgirls, Ghosts, and Snakes">

I heard that the ship boss Huang Zhijie is going to marry the mute Xiangzi , the employees of the kelp production farm began to discuss behind their backs: Can they become husband and wife? Do they combine successfully? The mute Xiang Zihua is good at everything. She is small and exquisite, but she has been married twice and divorced twice. She is known as a strange girl who is "mute from top to bottom". Huang Zhijie is tall and strong, and has not touched a woman for many years. He must be very horny. Such a man and woman want to get married. "Could it be a blind man catching a chicken again - chaos?" Are we going to stage another mischievous comedy of "Old girl, you can't do it" and "Old girl, you can do it"? "Old girl, you can't do it" is a traditional dirty joke unique to aquaculture farms. (Omit one "joke" and the following dozen lines)

Jokes are jokes, let's put them aside for now. Regarding his life experience, Huang Zhijie had a rough life. He was a teacher in school many years ago. He was originally a man of culture with temperament and charm. After the anti-rightist movement, his wife died of illness, he was expelled from school, and was sent to work as a coolie in an aquaculture farm. Over the years, the white-faced scholar turned into a big-faced man with hair as hard as bristles. At a glance, he looked like an old man playing a pipe on the street. .

Xiao Xiangzi was born with a sweet and cute appearance, delicate lips, neat teeth, and a pair of upturned pink and phoenix eyes. She was praised as a beauty everywhere. But this little beauty has a fly in the ointment. She was born half-verbal, and her words are jumbled and not very coherent. In the East of today's world, billions of able-bodied people have been born explosively. Secular taxonomists classified her as a disabled person, so "Mute Xiangzi" became her alias. Actually, Xiangzi is not completely mute, her ears are also...

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