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Ask my brother for a red envelope.

Ask my brother for a red envelope (Chapter 1) 1. Flowers bloom in the south of the city. May you be there forever.

I'm gullible, would you like to try?

3. People just want you to care more!

4. Just this once. I won't ask again.

The scenery is in your eyes, and the world is not as good as arms.

6. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

7. People don't want it! Hmm!

8. Can I hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep?

9. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.

10. Actually, I'm just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.

1 1. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. All men like to watch women coquetry, pout and stamp their feet, plus a pear flower with rain ... the hard-hearted will give up.

12. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

13. I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

14. Can you save the money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

15. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

16. Yaoyaoda

17. I am your little friend and your heart.

18. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.

19. People will never talk to you again!

Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

Ask my brother for a red envelope (Part II) 2 1. My cat said a word to me-meow meow meow.

22. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

23. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.

24. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

25. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

26. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

27. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!

Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.

29. I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your likes.

30. Don't seek prosperity all your life, but seek the well-being of your family.

3 1. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.

32. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

33. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

34. I am so wronged that people are just angry.

35. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

37. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.

38. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!

39. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

40. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

A funny copy that is suitable for coquetry and asking my brother for pocket money.

Funny copywriting suitable for asking my brother for pocket money (I) 1. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

2. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!

For me, I love you and I am hungry.

4. Just this once. I won't ask again.

I'll give myself to you. It's cute, but I can't afford it.

6. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.

7. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

8. Make gummy bears, which will stick to you when melted.

9. It's rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.

10. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.

1 1. I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?

12. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, and speaking it out is like confessing to you.

13. I met a boy who said he would love me all his life. I didn't expect his life to be only three days.

14. You are so ugly, and I still call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

15. If you criticize me without accepting any criticism, I will hit you.

16. Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

17. My mother said I sent it on the phone, which is why I play with my mobile phone every day, because it smells like home.

18. No, no, I want it.

19. I miss you while watching the water.

I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

Funny copywriting suitable for asking my brother for pocket money (2)1. I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!

22. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.

23. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.

24. ouch! Why don't you know how to care about girls!

25. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.

26. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.

27. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.

28. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

29. If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

3 1. Actually, I am just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.

32. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

33. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.

35. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

36. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

37. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

38. Today, the weather is fine, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

39. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

40. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

Recommend sentences to my brother who sells cute clothes and is innocent.

Selling cute coquetry to your brother (Chapter 1) 1. Even if the world is not worth turning back, I still find my fulfillment. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.

2. I'm fine!

I am a petite and fragile little girl.

It's a small circle. It's good to have you.

5. I don't want to be rich and prosperous in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

6. I have always been persistent and sincerely willing to resist everything for you.

7. Boys will be more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is a very shameful thing to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.

8. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

9. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

10. I ignore you, which is really annoying.

1 1. Two guesses are not you, the seed of love is not you, you will be the rest of your life.

12. I want to drink with you and pretend to be drunk. I want your hug.

13. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

14. I didn't!

15. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

16. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

17. You are good or bad, hum! I hate it!

18. Thank you.

19. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

20. I miss you while watching water.

Selling cute and pretending to be innocent for younger brother (Chapter 2) 2 1. No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.

22. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

23. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.

24. Please, you weren't like this before!

25. Can I be your little baby? The kind that can't bear to scold me and give me a hug when I make a mistake.

26. Hate you!

27. I can't sleep I need you to hold it to sleep.

28. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

29. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

30. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

3 1. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

32. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.

Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.

34. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.

Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

36. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

37. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

38. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.

39. You can be mean to me. When you are mean to me, I become someone else's treasure.

40. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

The coquetry sentence of giving gifts is very short.

The sentences of coquetry and worship are very short (Part 1) 1. You can only love me and I can only be your princess.

I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your liking.

I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!

I can't sleep. I want to count sheep a thousand times, but I can count them twice, and the rest are thinking of you.

6. My mother said I sent it on the phone, which is why I play with my mobile phone every day, because it smells like home.

7. What to do today: Miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

8. I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.

9. Your little ancestor is waiting for you. His patience is only 1%.

10. In this life, I will only marry you.

1 1. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. All men like to watch women coquetry, pout and stamp their feet, plus a pear flower with rain ... the hard-hearted will give up.

12. You said I was born because I love you.

13. I only miss you once a day.

14. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

15. I want to drink with you and pretend to be drunk. I want your hug.

The sentence of coquetry and worship of gifts is very short (Part II) 16. Stay with me this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

17. Can I be your little baby? It's the kind that you can't bear to scold me when you make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug.

18. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, just like a confession to you.

19. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.

2 1. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

22. Selling my brain at a high price has never been used for personal gain.

23. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

24. If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

Tell you a secret, I will continue to love you tomorrow.

I met a boy who said that he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

27. People just want you to care more!

28. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

29. I want to eat that, you go and buy it.

30. I want to be your little baby, the kind you can't bear to scold me when you are angry.

How to see my brother's coquetry (50 sentences)

How to spoil your brother? 1. Everything misses you, not as much as I miss you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

2. Ah, I fell. I want to kiss before getting up.

Boys can't be protected by girls, but my boys can. If he is tired, I will take you for a walk.

I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your likes.

I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.

6. "Honey, I'm tired. Go and cook! " No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.

7. Today's weather is good, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

8. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

9. I am your little friend and your heart.

10. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It is not excluded that he is bored and wants to make trouble.

1 1. You said I was born because I love you.

12. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.

13. Only you can see my loveliness and gentleness.

14. What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

15. If I want the moon in the sky, will you take it off for me? ? ~~

16. Fortunately, I like you every day.

17. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.

How to spoil your brother? 18. I am sleepy. Touch my head and put me to sleep.

19. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.

20. No matter how good others are, they belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

2 1. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

22. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

24. Anyway, with your help, I can steal for a lifetime, so what else can I learn?

25. She is your little baby! Kiss me!

26. People don't obey!

27. You are so ugly that I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

28. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

29. Life is finally starting to work on my lovely kitten Mimi.

30. I want to eat that. Go and buy it.

3 1. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.

32. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. It's hard for him to hug me, and he's been holding my back and aching. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

33. You are good or bad, hum! Damn it!

34. Ok, let's get together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.

You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

36. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.

37. It is rare for a spoiled boy to be as cute as death. My baby is like this, hehe.

38. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.

39. Selling my brain at a high price has never been used for personal gain.

40. I miss you while watching water.

4 1. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.

42. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

43. Hold it high, hug me, hug me.

44. No matter how long you have been through it, as long as you are in your heart, you are sweet.

45. If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

46. Be your baby and be spoiled.

47. I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

48. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

49. If you criticize me and don't accept any criticism, I will hit you.

50. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

Fifty sentences about a girl's spoiled boyfriend asking for a red envelope.

I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. I am lucky to meet you.

You don't know how brave I need to remember it.

I met a boy who said he would love me all his life, but I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

5. I don't want to be rich and prosperous in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

6. Did you miss anyone today?

7. You are so annoying!

8. Can you save money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

9. Don't play with other girls when you come back.

10. Alas, how can I be so happy? I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life before I met such a good person.

1 1. I don't care, you have to help this favor, or you have to help it.

12. Bye-bye, I have to go!

13. Love you and you will accept all your shortcomings.

14. If I want the moon in the sky, will you take it off for me? ? ~~

15. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel something is wrong!

16. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It is not excluded that he is bored and wants to make trouble.

17. Boys can't be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.

Many people think that a man's coquetry is sissy, but a man's coquetry of every woman is not grace, but a girlfriend's patent. If you spoil your girlfriend at the right time, it is a deadly weapon. Boy, you will be lucky if you learn to behave like a spoiled child.

19. I think there is a distance between us. You don't even hug me in the morning.

20. Meeting you is my fate.

2 1. I don't hate it, I'm so cute.

22. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.

23. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. It's hard for him to hug me, and he's been holding my back and aching. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

24. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

25. Waiting is a silent love story.

26. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

27. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!

28. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.

29. I will love you all my life, not yours.

I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

3 1. I am extremely wronged, and people are just angry.

32. My heart is very small, only for you, not for sadness.

33. Making gummy bears will melt and stick to you.

34. You are the one who wiped my hands and answered messages when I took a shower. How can I hate not liking you?

I have countless attitudes towards you in this world, and I only love you.

36. Life is like this. Know and love the person you love the most, and stay with you until you get old.

37. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

38. Today, the weather is fine, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

39. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

40. If you don't go for a walk with me, I will push you into the sea.

4 1. Your little ancestor is waiting for you, and your patience is only 1%.

42. Boys will be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including male students with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

43. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

44. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

45. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

46. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

47. For me, I love you and I am hungry, which is a big deal.

48. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

49. I am easily fooled. Would you like to try?

50. If I am a vagrant, you are human.