Graduation funny classic sentence

Complete works of graduation funny classic sentences

In a quiet sky, every star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful. The following are the classic funny sentences about graduation that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

1 1, do everything calmly, do everything with God in mind, and don't tell others that you are crazy everywhere!

2. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them and try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

3. Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

4. I don't know whether a sentence given to me by a female classmate is a compliment or a derogatory one: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!"

Boys like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for boys to be like you. It's up to you

6. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

7. We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

8. deskmate: haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

9. To tell the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. No matter whether we meet in the future, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

10, how long have we been playing? I didn't know until I graduated, not long, three years.

If you are a meteor, I will wait for you. If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

12, let me know if you want to leave! If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip!

13, you are so handsome and so cool, you can't compare with it. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!

14, I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer opportunities for eye pain in the future, so I'll just stroll in front and savor the taste of eye pain.

15, the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory, let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

16, the monitor's last message: let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

17, monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

18, you fiddle with the lyre, you inadvertently raise your black hair, and you will fly away like a dove. How many years later, can you still remember the days when you and I used to study hard at the same table?

19. We have been studying in the same class for two years. I wonder if we can be in the same class in senior three. Although I don't talk much at ordinary times, I have been together for two years. I know you more or less. I really admire your energy in your study. Your grades have always been in the top few. No wonder even the head teacher said you were excellent. Friendship is precious, I hope you cherish it, come on! Strive for your ideal university, I believe you can do it.

20. Brothers and sisters, have a nice trip! As a junior, I am also at a special stage. At the same time, I want to say to my seniors and sisters: hurry up and don't look back at my so-called college life when you graduate. I want to cry, not because I left, but because I didn't learn anything. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the greatest gain is-patience and adaptation to nothingness ... "

We are about to graduate, leaving our alma mater, our dear classmates and our dear teachers. On graduation day, I didn't seem to know what to say. Although we are about to graduate, our hearts will always be together.

2. Four years in college is my best time; Sleeping together for four years is my luckiest blessing. Thank you for your autumn, winter, spring and summer, laughing and cursing. May you have a smooth sailing after graduation!

You have a huge reservoir full of talents that you have never used but can use, but if procrastination and timidity make you never open the door of wisdom, the reservoir will be empty.

Facing the sumptuous banquet, we smiled at each other and advised them to drink, as if all the disappointments were contained in a glass, because we knew that there was no more mellow wine in our hands. I wish you all the best after graduation.

We said goodbye in a hurry and went to our distant places. No words, no tears, only eternal thoughts and blessings, ringing in each other's hearts.

6. Tomorrow, this is a beautiful, brilliant and colorful charming word. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

7. No matter how long the future is, please remember that there is me on the road to growth; No matter how many spring, summer, autumn and winter you have experienced, please remember your youth. Dear friend, I wish you the most beautiful smile and draw the most beautiful dream for tomorrow.

8. Don't be depressed in Liu Yin. Classmates have been in love for many years, and I hope to cross thousands of thoughts. I hope friendship will become a force for progress!

Open your sail, ride the wind and waves, and hang my blessing on the mast. The whistle on the dock has ended yesterday's dream, and the thoughts of the years will recall the past time. When you return home with a full load, you will find the other side of reunion again.

10, no matter how many years have passed, no matter how far I have gone, I deeply miss that road, the one that led me to meet you.

1 1, Liu Yin shook hands gloomily. Classmates have been in love for several years, and thousands of thoughts come to mind. The boat of life will set sail again. In the graduation season in July, may friendship become a force for progress! Realize your dream as soon as possible!

12, once, Dai Yue, a star, struggled hard and wrote papers on the sea; Now, I have been studying hard at the cold window for twelve years. Many things happen. Congratulations on being admitted to an ideal university. Congratulations!

13, there are small fish in the big river and big fish in the small river. Although you have not been admitted to an ideal prestigious university, with your cleverness and hard work, you believe that there is still a bright future after four years. Come on!

14, I sincerely wish you can keep a good attitude in the future to face the thorns in your life journey and do it.

15, after graduation, you and I broke up, but we were still worried, and we shouted for each other, and our warm friendship never lost; Send email, chat with you and me, let the world be apart, you and I are close at hand, and classmates and friends are all around! Now, we don't have to be sentimental, dry the tears of parting and embark on each other's journey! If friendship lasts, it will last forever!

16, a greeting, a lifelong concern, a wish, all goes well, a sincere heart, a lifelong affection, graduation is coming, only blessings, satisfaction, great achievements, bright future, words of encouragement, and frequent contact.

17, your friendship with me is not a burden to me, but a part of my life. It will not fade with the passage of time; Don't disappear because of the annihilation of life.

18, the city is silent, and the world of mortals falls. Looking back, I can't see the sky in the past. Samsara is also a common thing. Can cause and effect prevent each other from meeting? Heaven and earth are not close, and all dust only exists between them. I gave you wicker today, and I will burn incense for you tomorrow.

19. Spring is a green world, and autumn is a golden world. May you use the green of youth to brew a rich golden autumn in the future! I sincerely congratulate you on opening up a land of your own with wisdom, talent, courage and perseverance.

20. Gently, we left, just as we came gently. Wave goodbye to the green campus. We leave a bright smile here, and we walk away from this pure friendship. I wish you a bright future!

2 1, you and I both have our own trajectories, such as meteors. It is fate to be together, but it is also fate to eventually drift away in their respective directions. I wish you a happier future after graduation!

22. time flies Not long ago, we walked into the campus for the first time and cheered together. Now we are ready to send you away from this hot land, and the follow-up events will accompany us to this day next year. We won't leave until we are young.

23. After graduation, I feel that my friends have been supporting me for so many years! We will continue to work hard, although I will continue to work hard without your company! For us!

24, from all corners of the country, rushing to all corners of the country, three spring rushed by, dreamy age, full of passion and laughter, don't cry, don't forget to send messages to each other when flowers bloom.

25. I firmly believe that I am a star, shining through clouds and fog. I firmly believe that I am flint, not afraid of being beaten, not afraid of twists and turns, firmly believe that I am a talent, and dispel the clouds and haze. I am about to graduate, and I hope to have a bright future.

26. Your youth is engraved with your shadow, and the memory of time is with a happy smile. After graduation, bid farewell to the sincere campus and let us meet on the road to success. See you later. May you be happy.

27. You and I went through hardships for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of passion for struggle.

28. Open your soaring wings and pursue your ideals; Wave happy sculls to meet hope. With ideals, raise hopes, and move towards the road to success with strength and courage! May your heart be as you wish!

29. Summer is coming quietly, and we are about to part. Time is a child who can't go back, taking away our youth, leaving behind a string of memories that belong to us, commemorating our friendship and witnessing our youth. We are invincible in youth.

30, my classmate, we are going to separate temporarily; I won't say "treasure treasure" anymore. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

3 1, I deeply understand how much time you spent and how many difficulties you overcame to achieve immediate results. Please believe that in the process of your pursuit, struggle and efforts, I will always stand by with a smile.

2. Colorful nature is full of beauty, beauty flashes in colorful and polymorphic things, and beauty jumps in time and space, waiting for beautiful eyes to capture and discover!

3. With your confidence, your cheerfulness, your persistence and my blessing, you will surely sail to the other side of your ideal.

4. May you be the wind with white sails; I hope you are a boat, breaking the blue waves. Life is to smile in front of you, move forward bravely and embrace colorful life.

5. I wish you were a tree: in spring, you spit the fragrance of mountains; Summer, like spring, sprinkles a touch of coolness; In autumn, hold a sweet green fruit; In winter, save your strength and have a good dream!

6. May you, like a seed, bravely break through the sand and stick the green shoots out of the ground and point to the sky.

7. May you gain exquisite skills, tenacious will and broad mind in this short study time; Like horse racing, over one hurdle after another; Let life sail forward and sail for the blue sea.

8. At the bottom of the ocean of knowledge, just like the bottom of the ocean of life, it is a magical world. May you dive there bravely and explore the infinite mysteries of this mysterious world!

9. This is the final sprint. Work hard, and the victory will be won by those who have the most endurance!

10 Heartfelt congratulations on opening up a land of your own with wisdom, talent, courage and perseverance.

1 1, seize today! Hold on tight! Every minute today, we must make a difference, keep improving and climbing!

12. Self-love makes you have dignity; Self-esteem makes you elegant; Self-reliance sets you free; Self-improvement makes you work hard; Self-confidence makes you firm and will make you far ahead on the road to success.

13, yesterday has become history; Tomorrow is still unknown; It is today that connects yesterday and tomorrow. May you hold this day tightly in your hand!

14, "burning ointment continues, and poverty remains for a long time." All geniuses are the strongest cows. They work 18 hours a day and are tireless.

15, regard dusk as dawn, and time will come; Starting with success, achievements will continue to emerge.

16, don't say that one day is insignificant, and long life years are connected by this day; May you cherish every day of your life journey and make every day move forward vigorously.

17. Spring is a green world, and autumn is a golden world. May you use the green of youth to brew a rich golden autumn in the future!

18, wise man, do tomorrow's work today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy! May you be the master of time!

19, when you are lonely, the wind is my song, I hope it can give you a moment's comfort; When you are proud, raindrops are my alarm. May it give you eternal humility.

20. The lofty ideal is the guiding light of life. With it, life has a direction; With it, I feel very full inside. Take firm steps towards the established goals!

2 1, my child, I wish you to take off your childish delicacy quickly, raise the sail of creation, sail for maturity and sail for the gold coast.

22. If you have ever wasted time, please don't make up for it with a sigh. After all, tomorrow's road is longer than the lost years. Take a quick step, and the dawn of happiness is ahead!

23. Get up at dawn and be diligent in doing good. May you love the spring of life, cherish the early morning of time, learn from plum blossoms and strive to be the first branch of the east wind.

24. Beauty is wisdom and tranquility. I wish you wisdom! May you progress!

25, tomorrow, this is a beautiful and brilliant, reflecting colorful and charming words. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

26. You have wings. Fly tenaciously, not convinced by the wind and rain; Fly sincerely, don't be intoxicated by sweet honey. Towards a clear goal, fly to a better life.

27. You are smart, kind and lively. Sometimes you fantasize, sometimes you are silent, you meditate in silence, and you look for it in fantasy. Little you will grow up, little you will mature, may you be stronger! May you be more confident!

28. Your talent is like a spark. If you use your efforts to help add fuel to the flames, it will certainly become a raging fire, emitting incomparable light and heat.

29. The beach of the sea of life in front of you is a golden manuscript. May you write a poem of life with ideal brilliance on this boundless white paper!

30. You are a boat moored in the port of youth. May you raise the sail of faith and sail for the vast ocean with a dream of hope.

3 1, you are the bud of the flower season, you are an eagle with wings, tomorrow is your world, and everything is brilliant because of you.

If you want to get excellent grades, please cherish and control your time. You cherish life and never waste time, because you know that time is the material to shape life.

You have achieved today's harvest with wisdom and knowledge, and you will accept tomorrow's challenge with wisdom and courage. May you keep your indomitable spirit forever.

34. You have wisdom like a spring and hard hands. No matter where you are, luck and happiness are with you!

Dear child, you have the most enviable age, and the road ahead of you is golden. May you grow up quickly and have a bright future.

4 1. The ocean of life paved a golden road, and the waves shook welcome bouquets on both sides. Go bravely, my friend! Forward, has sounded the conch; Cai Xia, the flag flying with flowers. ...

4 years of college will be over. Looking back on the days we walked together, I want to say that I miss the past, cherish the present and look forward to the future. I wish you all the best in the future!

3, four years, unconsciously has come to an end, I told myself that the last time I walked out of school as a student, I would say goodbye to my memories of youth and imprint all my memories in the deepest part of my heart. There are still many ways to go in the future, and we will welcome a better tomorrow with good memories.

Mountains and seas can block each other, but they can't block my thoughts. Distance can pull you and me apart, but it can't pull away sincere friendship. Time can forget the past, but it can't forget forever friends.

There is a rainbow, which does not appear after the rain, nor does it appear in the sky. It often appears in my heart, urging me to be an upright person and always caring for my mentor!

6. People will inevitably encounter thorns and bumps in their journey, but after the storm, there will be a beautiful rainbow. I hope to see a strong me and a strong brother and sister!

7. Come from all corners of the country and travel far and wide. No matter where we go, no matter what position we are in, let's continue to fill in our resumes, hand over our excellent answers, and add luster to the banner of our alma mater.

8, friends, we have to part for a while; I won't say "treasure treasure" anymore. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

9. May you be a drop of crystal water, projected into the vast sea; Make a delicious flower and form a garden full of flowers; Make a wisp of fiber and embroider a bright red flag; Be a small screw and stick to your post all your life.

10, a blessing, a lifelong concern; An exhortation touched my life. The horn of graduation has sounded, with your blessing, we are on the road, no matter how much wind and rain ahead, our hearts will not be lonely again.

1 1. After reading it many years later, you will feel that the person who left the message is the one who knows himself best and will have a long-term touch. So, don't ask others to write messages for you, you must write according to different objects. This is a valuable information. Students, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!

12, the wind blew away the heart of blessing, the rain blurred the line of sight of expectation, and I tightened the complex of missing. I believe we will meet again one day!

13. Hongye Fenglin, how many memories have we had? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm.

14, the last thing I liked was standing in front of the camera, but I was particularly eager before graduation, and I didn't even let go of every corner of the campus and every friend around me, hoping to keep a little bit of beauty at hand; The last thing I liked was blowing into the bottle, but now I always want to pick up the phone, even if I just want to talk to a friend about the past; I didn't want to waste time wandering around the campus before, but now I want to stay on campus all night, even if I am alone. I used to hate studying, but now I really want to go back to the library. It seems that I have never stayed quietly, but I feel that place is particularly kind and lovely.

15, Sanchun Hope, we planted it three times; Three golden autumn, we have harvested three times; We have been tempered by three hot summers and three severe winters. Please don't forget this interesting and colorful time.

16, time flies, time flies, four years of beautiful and hard college life has quietly flowed into yesterday like sand in a funnel. At this time, standing at the terminal of the long road to study, I am filled with emotion and thoughts, and the past dribs and drabs are vivid in my mind. At this time, in the face of lovely classmates and beautiful campus, although there are thousands of words in my heart, it is difficult to say a word.

17, it's not time to leave, it seems that I can't understand the difficulty of leaving; When it was time to leave, I thought of the difficulty of saying goodbye. Billions of accidents have brought our former classmates together again on the campus of Anda University. I have known her for a long time, but we have been apart for a longer time, and it is easier to see you when you are away.

18, I can't forget your words, like a gentle breeze and drizzle, which cleaned up the dust and sludge in my heart; I can't forget your mighty east wind-like exhortation and summon up the courage to move forward. Teacher, I am grateful to you all my life!

19, two years of classmates, flowers before and after, pointing out the mountains, blue sky and white clouds, dark clouds in groups, the moon turns and the stars move, never leaving, friends waved and said "goodbye", I wish you a bright future in Wan Li!

20. I just graduated for half a year, but it seems like half a century has passed. In fact, I have never experienced anything, but my life focus is different. The days of war are gone forever, and with them, there are those carefree. Although the greetings are still very kind, I have kept my thoughts in my heart. Now I suddenly smell your smell, which is particularly astringent.

Graduation funny classic sentence 5 1, take dreams as horses, live up to our youth, time flies, we will not be too mediocre!

2. I hope there is a future to go and a youth to look back on.

3. May you be bright and not sad like sunshine. Everything you asked for was what you wanted, and everything you did went smoothly. Life is peaceful and pleasant, and everything goes well.

Never say goodbye, because we will meet again.

The so-called good friends, just like us, can talk about their feelings. When you care about each other, you will laugh, sometimes it will be red, but you will not take it to heart.

6, children are afraid of separation, adults only intend to reunite.

7. I wish you: golden times is full of years and looks like a teenager. The corners of the eyes and eyebrows are all smiles, and everything is decent.

8. I met a red face at first, but now I am red-eyed.

9, don't forget each other, love to the end.

10, among all the farewells, I still like the best sentence: see you tomorrow.

1 1, may we shine in the years when we can't see each other!

12, gathering is a fire, and scattered is all over the sky.

13. Life is bright and everything is lovely. The world is worth it, and the future can be expected.

14, the book says: all things must come to an end. But don't be afraid, the book also says: live somewhere tomorrow? -"Knife in the Snow"

15, several years of spring and autumn have gone with the wind, and several years of classmates have separated. Acquaintance is a gift from heaven. Why don't you have a confidant in this life?

6 1. May the sunshine on graduation day be as bright as it was three years ago.

After graduation, we used to fight together.

3. shake hands tightly. There are thousands of words in my hand and secrets I can't tell.

You face the dawn, I walk into the night, and then you and I say goodbye to each other in our hearts.

5. Feelings suddenly sublimate, just like scouring quicksand and leaving only real gold. I finally understand that even though the years will come to blowing in the wind, the sincere friendship will last forever.

6. You are like a new leaf in spring, bathed in the warm sunshine, as pure as a jasper.

7. Dear students, "You can't catch up with Japan, but you can still look forward to it tomorrow". In the future, I will cheer for your growth and be excited for your success. Run and fly, sunshine boy!

8. After graduation, the boys in the class said to the girls: No matter whose woman you are in the future, you will always be our girl.

9. Life is obtained from the flow of streams; Youth, flashing in the torrent; The value of existence is presented in the running of the river. Let's stretch our legs and sweat and thunder all the way! Outside the school gate, there are many flowers and a bright future!

10. After graduation, youth leaves invisibly, and we are about to turn over another page in our lives.

1 1. When we don't graduate, we all look forward to graduating early. Now we have graduated, but we are not happy.

12. It's better to have you around at the most beautiful time.

13. I often think of our youth. This is really a bizarre thing. The short body is just dragging a long tail, swinging like a wing, and refusing to leave for a long time.

14. I thought I could leave without hesitation after leaving, but I underestimated myself and let the boat of my heart continue to sail for you.

15. Looking back after graduation, how happy I was at school.

16. After graduation, I may miss the relaxed and happy feeling of sleeping in the dormitory.

17. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

18. Friends leave after meeting and meet again after leaving; The autumn wind blows the wilderness, and the first phase only lasts for a while. I will cherish your friendship with me and look forward to the moment when we meet.

19. On the day I left, I was in a trance for a moment, thinking that we had just arrived.

After graduation, the topic is no longer gossip and study, but work, future and marriage.

2 1. A whistle landed in the wilderness; Infinite melancholy and loneliness grow together from the heart at the moment of parting.

22. An ideal as beautiful as the morning glow beckons you. You are water drops, and you will all be active in the sea of the motherland!

23. In your days, we were in the same boat, so we rowed fast and the shore was clear.

24. The past year should be a good time and a good scene. Customs are strange, who to talk to. Thinking about thinking, thousands of miles of smoke, dusk, chutiankuo. Think about it, today is farewell day, and I'm worried about you.

25. The weather is fine today. There will be no classes after a while.

26. Life is always good and bad. Once upon a time, someone told me that life is a separate play. The separation at this time is the reunion after a long separation at the next moment. I don't know if we can be together when I'm a hundred years older. At this moment, I just want to say to you: dear friend, please take care all the way!

27. I am happy after graduating from college; It is difficult to step into society. Gifts are vulgar; Sending blessings is powerful. I wish you: you have everything, but you can't be sick; Nothing, just can't have no money!

28. I once complained and felt deeply, but now I am only full of nostalgia.

29. All happiness and freedom must have a stronghold, an island in the heart. When you set sail, you will know that you can come back at any time, so that the journey will be truly happy. It turns out that there must be constant persistence behind freedom in order to become real freedom.

30. With the passage of time, the fairy tale book that was once held in your hand and refused to put it down has long since disappeared. Don't want to grow up, time is in a hurry, miss the past. The past only exists in memories, and I can't come or go back.

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