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Wang Minwan (2)
Wang Minwan (1)
As soon as his grandma died, Wang Minwan abandoned his cart and stopped eating. Maybe without the burden of grandma, Wang Minwan also wanted to find something serious to do.
Wang Minwan first went to the county to find a carpenter to learn carpentry. Although he is lazy and careless, he has a bright mind and skillful hands. Others have to listen to what the master says several times, but he understands it once or twice. Although the master doesn't like his laziness, this apprentice sometimes does better work than he does.
Once, Wang Minwan and his master went to work in a family's house. This family was very stingy. In order to save some money on lamp oil, they never lighted lamps for Wang Minwan and others when they had dinner at night. After Wang Minwan had been working for a few days, he felt dissatisfied. He saw a 3-year-old child in this family, so one night when eating, he took a spoonful of the hot potato paste in the bowl and smeared it. The baby's nose was burned so hard that he cried loudly. When the male owner saw his baby's nose was full of potato paste, he angrily cursed Wang Minwan, but Wang Minwan pretended to be innocent and said: "It's because it was dark and there was no light on. I was kind enough to feed the baby some food and even fed it into his nose." , Hey..." After saying that, he squatted on the threshold and continued to eat his potato paste.
The master was embarrassed to get angry when he heard this, so he could only light a lamp for them every night when they had dinner. However, since the work was finished this time, this family has never asked Wang Minwan and others to come to work again.
After working as a carpenter for several years, Wang Minwan saved money and built an earthen kiln on the edge of the county town. He also raised a few pigs in the yard. The little pig turned into a big pig, and the big pig gave birth to piglets. Within a few years, Wang Minwan's life was prosperous.
At this time, Wang Minwan was in his early 20s, with a decent height and build, but his eyes were too small. Most people's eyes are small, narrowed into a thin slit at most, but Wang Minwan's eyes are really like two mung beans randomly stuffed under his eyebrows. Not only are they small, but they are also round. People often laugh at him behind his back. He has a pair of bastard eyes and will definitely become a cuckold in the future.
Wang Minwan never cared about his appearance. He felt that as long as a person had enough food and clothing, it would be useless to have such appearance.
But with his appearance, the girls in the county were unwilling to talk to him. When the girls talked about Wang Minwan, they always said "that pig farmer Doudouyan". When Wang Minwan heard this, he was not angry, he just squatted next to the pig pen and worked harder to mix his own pig food.
Although Wang Minwan didn’t care what the girls thought of him, he couldn’t let go of his “internal anger” at this age, which made Wang Minwan stare at girls with pigtails when he saw them on the street. Look at people's breasts. When people in the county saw Wang Minwan's behavior, they all laughed at him as someone who used to draw a bow in a cemetery and shoot at ghosts.
Later, Wang Minwan didn’t know how he found out that many girls in the county would hide in the Bachuan River to wash themselves at night. Wang Minwan suddenly became jealous. He hid in the grass forest by the Bachuan River for several nights, waiting to see the girls strip naked and take a bath.
After hiding for several nights, Wang Minwan didn't even see a hair on the girls' heads, and even fed his own pigs several times.
Another night, Wang Minwan hid in the grass by the river, scratching his itchy calf bitten by mosquitoes, thinking to himself, if I can’t row, I can’t row, I will never come again...
Just as he was thinking about it, a faint voice came from his ears, which was very similar to the whispers his parents would make when they were children, biting their ears in bed at night. As the sound got closer and closer, he finally saw two figures, one fat and one thin, emerging from the other side of the river.
The two girls each carried a washbasin and pushed each other as they approached the river. Wang Minwan saw clearly through the moonlight that the two girls turned out to be Liu Mei and Zhao Xia from the county radio station. .
The thin girl is Zhao Xia. She looks better than the short and chubby Liu Mei next to her. Unfortunately, she is too thin and has no flesh on her face. She looks mean and looks very much like her. Wang Minwan’s grandmother who starved to death.
The fat girl is called Liu Mei. She is very average-looking, but her body is very round. Her crescent eyes on her face are always smiling, which makes people feel comfortable looking at her.
Every time Wang Minwan met Liu Mei on the street, his two small mung bean eyes would stare at her breasts.
The two girls played around for a while, then took off their sandals and sat on the stone slab by the river to wash themselves. They did not dare to take off all their clothes, so they could only wet the towels in the basin and put them into their clothes to wipe their bodies. The wet towels made all their clothes wet, and their white wet shirts clung to their bodies. .
Wang Minwan first looked at the thin Zhao Xia for a while and found that not only did she have no flesh on her face, she also didn’t have much flesh on her chest. The wet shirt stuck to her body, making her chest The ribs were all exposed. Wang Minwan took a second look and felt that there was nothing to see.
He quickly moved his mung bean eyes and stared straight at the chubby Liu Mei. Liu Mei had a lot of flesh on her body and her skin was very white. The cold moonlight that night made her flesh whiter and more tender. Her wet shirt stuck tightly to her body, showing off her entire round body, especially The two pieces of flesh on her chest were dangling with water beads on them, which dazzled Wang Minwan's eyes...
That night, Wang Minwan's dream was all about Liu Mei. Those two wet big breasts were dripping with water.
From then on, Wang Minwan never looked at other women’s breasts when he went out on the street. He felt that in the entire county, there would never be a woman with bigger breasts than Liu Mei’s who could shake them. .
After Liu Mei’s wet big breasts lingered in Wang Minwan’s dreams for a while, he could no longer hold back his lust at night. One noon, the sun was shining brightly on everyone's head. After Wang Minwan drank a full spoonful of cold water, he carried the sun and headed towards the county radio station.
But Wang Minwan, who arrived at the gate of the radio station with his head covered, was scared again. He suddenly felt that the pair of mung bean eyes under his eyebrows were a bit eye-catching. He was afraid that Liu Mei would Can't bear to look down on him. After relaying the news several times at the door of the radio station, all he could think about was Liu Mei's big breasts that were wet by the river water that night.
Just when Wang Minwan was sweating profusely and wondering, two people walked out of the gate of the radio station. It was Liu Mei whom he was longing for and Zhao Xia, who was as thin as a hemp stalk.
Wang Min forgot his mung bean eyes when he saw Liu Mei. He strode up to Liu Mei and opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word for a long time. He was so anxious that he burst out Sweat on forehead. When Liu Mei saw Wang Minwan's face flushed and sweating profusely, she guessed what he meant. She ignored Wang Minwan and just turned her face sideways and asked Zhao Xia next to her with a smile: "Are you familiar with this person?"
Zhao Xia understood what Liu Mei meant as soon as she heard it, so she dragged Liu Mei forward and said: Wang Minwan, the pig farmer, is not familiar with him. When Wang Min saw them leaving, he shouted anxiously: "Yes, yes, yes, I have pigs at home, I have pigs at home." After saying this, he held his face again and couldn't say a word.
Liu Mei and Zhao Xia laughed out loud when they heard what he said. Liu Mei walked around Wang Minwan and pulled Zhao Xia forward for two steps. She turned around and said to Wang Minwan with a smile: I I know you have pigs in your home. Not only do you have pigs in your home, you also have mung beans!
When Wang Min heard this, his face turned red with embarrassment. He didn’t even dare to raise his head, turned around and ran home. He was afraid that his green bean-sized eyes would be exposed by Liu Mei’s crescent moon. Looking at it, he was afraid that the girl in the dream would hate him unabashedly.
After that, Wang Minwan began to dislike others making fun of his mung bean eyes. He felt that everyone who laughed at his eyes was speaking ill of Liu Mei. He still likes Liu Mei, but he no longer hangs around her. He feels that the Liu Mei who laughs at his small eyes is far less distressing than the Liu Mei who sways her big breasts in the dream.
To be continued...
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