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Pizhou dialect, say as much as you can.
Written/uniformed years
Everyone who has been a soldier in the army knows that everyone comes from all corners of the country and speaks with a southern accent. In order to facilitate communication, comrades in different places talk together and basically use Mandarin with local accent. However, the communication between fellow villagers is different. Most of them use their hometown dialects, such as Wu dialect, Hubei dialect, Minnan dialect and so on. Others sound like gobbledygook. A few days ago, after reading the blog post "Dialect and Dialect in Northeast China" written by my old comrade-in-arms, I wanted to introduce my hometown Pizhou dialect to my friends, either for fun or as a joke.
Pizhou dialect is located in the south-east part of the northern dialect area of Chinese, and all the dialects in China have the basic characteristics of Mandarin dialect. Among them, such as: medium, ancient, full and muddy, the initials are all pronounced as full and clear initials, and the correspondence between aspirated and non-aspirated is strict; There is no ending in vowels.
Pizhou is located in the southeast edge of the northern Mandarin area, close to Jianghuai dialect area in the east and Jiaoliao dialect area in the north, so it not only retains the basic characteristics of the Central Plains Mandarin, but also preserves some characteristics of Jianghuai and Jiaoliao dialects. For example, there are many vowels in vowels.
The pronunciation of Pizhou dialect is close to that of Beijing dialect, but there are some differences between Pizhou dialect and Putonghua in vocabulary and grammar. It is precisely because of these characteristics that Pizhou dialect has a unique side.
Due to the popularization of Putonghua, Pizhou dialect is gradually approaching Putonghua, and there have been different phonetic pronunciations between the old and the new. The new pronunciation is closer to Putonghua, and young people are less and less using those unique words in the dialect. What I'm going to introduce below is the old-school pronunciation to show the unique characteristics of Pizhou dialect.
For example, holding hands-handkerchiefs, handkerchiefs-towels, easy hands-soap, board heads-benches, eggs-clods, dung beetles-toilets, corner carts-bicycles, bandits-water, tea-boiled water, fried ning-pancakes. Xu Qing-the water is very clear, learning is bitter-the mouth feels particularly bitter, the blood is sour, fresh and sweet-very sweet, and the ice is fried and cooled-very cold, and I am very happy to stay red-what is it, and I am very happy to die, and I am shivering and goofy-disgusting, and I am smoking in the air.
I'll show my bloggers a few paragraphs comparing Pizhou dialect with Putonghua. Pizhou dialect is in front and Putonghua is in brackets.
(1): In the early morning, a few hair plugs fell from my insert and made it dirty. Get the milk and suppress the belt. Early in the morning, a few coins fell from my pocket to the ground, making them very dirty. It was really annoying. )
(2) You're not tired of standing at the head of the board. I worked all day and didn't even drink. My worship hurts, even my fur hurts, so I have to lie on the sand and climb up to have a rest. Tomorrow, you flatten the car and go to the West Lake to get Yufu Street. I have to feed Xiaozhu at home. If you're too busy, just ask your mother to answer.
(You are not tired sitting on the bench at home. I have worked in the field all day without even drinking a mouthful of water. My knee hurts, even my ass hurts. I have to lie on the sofa and have a rest. Tomorrow, you pull the flatbed car to pull the corn stalks home in the west of the village, and I will feed the piglets at home. If you can't do it, call your parents to help. )
(3): "Girl, how old are you?" "I am 18 years old." "It's time to find a wife's house!" "What's the panic?" "Girl, you don't panic aunt also panic? I said that I would put it aside properly, and then I would prick my ears when I went through the door. " "Well, don't let my mother know about Austria." "You put your heart in your stomach. Your aunt is not the leaking mouth. I have never pulled my wife's tongue for such a big age. I said, darling, in Nanzhuang, Li Lao is crooked, and he is twenty years old. The child is handsome and honest. What do you think? " "Why does he go to school?" "When I was in high school, my head was full of activity, and I laughed every time I said it …" "I'll think about it …" "Tube! Give me a definite letter when you think about it. Hey, hey, hey ... Who doesn't stick like glue to such a big yellow flower girl? "
("niece, how old are you this year? " "I am 18 years old." "It's time to find a boyfriend!" "What's the hurry?" "Niece, you don't worry aunt also worry for you. You can find the object first, and you can't find the object if you want to get married. " "Well, introduce me to one, and don't let my mother know yet." "You can rest assured that I will keep a secret, aunt, where I didn't say anything at such a big age. I said good girl, the youngest son of Li Laoqi in the south village will be 2 years old by the end of the year. The young man is handsome and honest. How about introducing him to you? " "What does he go to school?" "When you go to high school, your brain is flexible and you laugh when you talk …" "I'll think about it …" "Well, tell me the truth as soon as you think about it, hehehehei … such a beautiful young girl will fall in love with anyone who sees it." )
(4): Early in the morning, I got out of bed, bared my spine, put on pants, and I was so cold that I looked in the mirror: Oh, my God, which hairy monkey is this? What a person! Both eyes are harsh, thin and dirty, what a goose! I found a hand-kneader embroidered with a bright dragonfly and wiped it. I pressed my nest to tell a little bit of Yi Zi on my face, and I slammed it with my hand. After holding the drum, my face looked silly and white!
I ran to the pot house, and there was a big iron pot sitting on the pot. I opened the pot racket and saw that my mother had inserted the mother paste. I opened the bun basket, and it was bright and there was a brand-new fried dumpling in it. I pulled a fried dumpling and rolled the salt beans. Oh, my mother came, this salty bean roll is too salty, and I want to eat it.
Take a stroll after dinner, darling. After a call, some children come to walk eggs, some to arrest people and put them to rest, and some to hide. I asked Xiao Si if she would come for me. He didn't mean me. I said, "You blame a saint!" " Without saying anything, I pushed him down with a leather hammer, and I dug out and chuai him. His arms were red and his knees were swollen, and he sat on the nest and screamed. I said to him with a cheeky smile: Don't you have to be talented when the bear is scattered? Give me a real sample. Are you strong? At this time, my aunt saw me fighting, so she lied and ran over to bear me: He's a stupid yellow boy, why did you hit him? His mother is coming, and you can't smash your pot? "Hearing this, I was scared, but I left with a face.
(In the morning, after I got up, I didn't wear a coat, but only wore a pair of trousers. I was shivering with cold. I looked in the mirror and said, Oh, my mother, which monster is this? So scary! Both eyes are covered with gum, which is very dirty. It's disgusting! So, I found a handkerchief with a dragonfly pattern and wiped it. I put some soap on my face, rubbed it back and forth with my hands several times, washed it with water and wiped it clean. Then I saw that my face was very white.
when I went to the kitchen, I saw a big iron pot sitting on the stove. I opened the lid and saw the porridge cooked by my mother. I opened the steamed bread basket, which happened to contain new pancakes. I took out a piece of salted beans and ate it. Oh, my mother came. This salted bean is too much and salty, and I just want to vomit.
When I left home after dinner, I saw that a large group of children were playing games, some playing glass balls, some scratching people, and some playing hide-and-seek. I asked Xiao Si if I could play with them. He ignored me, and I said, "You have the ability, right?" Without saying anything, I immediately knocked him down with one punch, punching and kicking. His neck was red and his knees were swollen. He got up and sat down on the stone nest for pounding rice and cried. I had to cheekily say to him: no, aren't you very good at finding trouble? You are very capable, but you are not at all practical. At this time, my aunt saw that I hit someone, and immediately ran over to criticize me: He is a thing that doesn't have much mind and doesn't even know how to shit. Why did you hit him? If his mother sees it, she will definitely smash your pot! Hearing what my aunt said, I was scared and left with an ugly face. )
let's talk about this first, so you can make fun of me. Don't laugh at me. )
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