The best feeling between two people is that they dislike each other on the surface but never leave each other in their hearts.

1. Every day, I will report to you on time to tell you that I am still with you.

2. I will let go of my personality, self-esteem, and pursuits, all because I can’t let go of anyone.

3. I don’t know how to ask or mention. I feel sad and heartbroken, so I keep walking alone, replacing everything with silence.

4. The best feeling between two people is that they dislike each other on the surface but never leave each other in their hearts.

5. In fact, happiness is simple and ordinary, and it is what each other can have every day. . .

6. 40% knowledge and wisdom, 30% patience and perseverance, 20% test-taking skills, and a normal mind.

7. Three elements of progress: you can do it yourself, someone says you can do it, and those who say you can do it can do it.

8. Haha, you are so awesome. You know how to play and make me cry. Why are you so awesome and so good at playing? Haha.

9. Only when you are at your most lost, can you You will know who is the idiot who is worried about you and who is the bastard who is a stranger to you

10. Just go on stubbornly like this; immersed in memories and slowly die

11. We The people we love have the most power to hurt us.

12. Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your badness, we will never say goodbye. Humorous jokes between two people

Humorous jokes between two people (popular articles)

1. After dinner, my father got addicted to cigarettes. He secretly smoked at the door while my mother was washing the dishes. Maybe it was smoking. I was so forgetful that I walked in before I finished spitting out my last mouthful. My mom happened to see me. Mom: What are you doing! Dad: I don’t smoke!!! Mom: Then what did you vomit! Dad: Floating clouds

2. I went to the bank with my wife to transfer money. She went in first to fill out the form, and I parked the car. After parking, I entered the bank. I saw half of my wife’s money leaking out of her pocket. I wanted to play a prank and pretend to steal it to scare her. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he was kicked 3 meters away by the security guard...

3. Bin Laden died on May Day, and Steve Jobs died on National Day. From now on, Chinese people will take long vacations, and the world's celebrities will panic.

4. Cats and pigs are good friends. One day the cat fell into the hole, and the pig brought a rope. The cat asked the pig to throw down the rope, but it threw the whole bundle down. The cat was very depressed and said: If you throw it down like this, how can you pull me up? The pig said: Otherwise, what should I do? ?The cat said: You should hold one rope! As a result, the pig jumped down and took the other rope and said: It’s OK now! The cat cried

5. Special couplets for trains in my country: First couplet: Beer Beverage mineral water; second line: peanuts, melon seeds and eight-treasure porridge; horizontal batch: give way, give way!! (@ Midnight Triumph Song)

6.1 Pan = 1,000 yuan/square meter It is said that Mr. Pan played a humorous game New unit: Pan. Dedicated to real estate prices, 1 pan = 1,000 yuan/square meter.

7. There is a new nanny at home. In the evening, the man of the house told the nanny: Remember, the child's mother and I have breakfast at seven o'clock every morning. You want the nanny to nod repeatedly and say: Oh, I understand. You can eat first then. Don't wait for me. I want to sleep. Get up again at eight o'clock.

8. I woke up yesterday. . . IpHONE5 is gone. . . Woke up today. . Steve Jobs is gone. . . When I wake up tomorrow, the National Day holiday is gone. . . (@Paris Chao Ren)

9. The pastor asked the church members: When you are lying in the coffin, what do you want others to say? One person said: I want others to say that I am a family man. Another said: I would like to be said to be helpful.

The third person said: I hope others will say: Look, he seems to be moving!

10. In the morning, my mother went into the house to wake up her son: It’s time for the son to go to school! Why? Mom! I don’t want to Go ahead~ Tell me two reasons why you don't want to go. The kids don't like me, and the teacher doesn't like me either. So... no matter what, there is no reason not to go to school. Mom! Give me two reasons and I have to go. School! Okay! First, you are 52 years old! Second, you are the principal. ......

Humorous jokes between two people (classic)

1. Just seven days is not enough to express my love for the motherland!!! Please extend it!

2. In the examination room, student A couldn’t figure out a multiple-choice question, so he winked at classmate B next to him. Classmate B thought for a while and pointed to the female classmate in front of him. . Classmate A immediately wrote a B on the paper...

3. Finally I knew why Steve Jobs resigned. He must have been thinking that I didn’t introduce this stupid thing called iPhone 4S!

4. Now, if Al Qaeda thinks back to its attack on the United States, it will definitely make them regretful. If they had known earlier, they would have easily bought the United States if they had only waited 10 years. (@UK网友)

5. When I was still a QQ member, Painxun had a group function. I thought this should be the same as grouping, making it easier to manage friends, so I created a group for girls, and added all the girls who had good relationships, were ambiguous, and promising. Later, I fell in love

6. In the early morning of October 5th, Beijing time, Apple released a new generation of iPhone, iPhone 4S, instead of the legendary iPhone 5. It can be seen that the disappointment of many people is: don’t talk to me about technology, there is no new appearance, how can I show off!!! (@murong嗷嗷)

7. There are people in the meeting this afternoon Being late, the leader looked sullen: What time is it? Answer: More than 2,300 o'clock. Leader: I’m asking you when! Answer: When the market closes. The leader said: Who asked you to be late? Answer: China is safe, but China, which is in good condition, is not safe anymore. The leader was anxious and pointed: Get out! Answer: If you can't get out, China Ping An has dropped to its limit. . . . (@苏渝)

8. A boy asked his favorite girl to go up the mountain to see the night view. The lights of thousands of houses were very beautiful. At this time, a cool breeze blew, and the boy lowered his head and asked: Is it cold? The girl thought to herself that he was so considerate, and replied with a smile: No, thank you! The boy said: Can you take off your coat and let me wear it? I'm so cold.

9. The guys at the party talked about what they did after offending their wives. Finally, there are a few old methods: kneeling on the washboard, kneeling on the keyboard, kneeling on the motherboard. If a guy brags that his wife loves her, he will definitely not kneel down like this. Everyone booed him and asked him to call his wife and go over the options hands-free. His wife said: It hurts to kneel down, why are you so bad! We asked: What are you kneeling for? His wife was silent for a long time: Kneel down and make instant noodles, don’t let the crumbs fall off!

10. One day I will go I was shopping for treasures in an antique store, and the shop owner noticed that I was a stick. So, after a conversation that made me faint, I boldly said: No matter what you look at, they are all genuine! I slowly turned to a pile of bronzes and suddenly saw a bronze bust of Chairman Mao. It was old-fashioned but very powerful. I held it in my hand and played with it. I discovered that there was something else under the seat of the bronze statue. It is written that it was made by the emperor in the year of Qianlong.

Humorous jokes between the two (selected articles)

1. In 2023, Putin and Medvedev were in a cafe. Putin said: I am old and can’t even remember the two of us now. Who is, who is the president now. Medvedev: Now you are! Putin: Oh! Then you should go and pour me a cup of coffee! Medvedev: Then he turned around and muttered: Pull it down. When I was president, I was the one who poured it for you (@ Guevara)

2. According to netizens: Xie Na and Zhang Jie received a wedding gift of 37 million yuan.

He Jiong 1.7 million, Wu Qilong 3 million, Wu Xin 200,000, Du Haitao 200,000, Wang Han 1.5 million, A Duo 660,000, Xiao Shenyang 1.2 million, Zhao Benshan 6 million, Yu Entai 800,000, Wei Chen 500,000, Wang Yuexin 180,000, Zhang Weijian 700,000 , Cai Kangyong 800,000, Li Weijia 560,000, Du Wenze 500,000, Su Youpeng 800,000, Ma Yili 190,000, Tianyu Long Danni 900,000.

3. Hey buddy! Help me collect clothes tonight? If you don’t want to collect them, go back and collect them yourself. Your uncle! When I returned to the dormitory at night, my clothes were already in the closet. Bring me a meal for your sister. If you don’t bring it, why don’t you bring it for me? Before leaving, he turned around and asked impatiently: How dare you yell at your girlfriend for what to eat, and she will do everything for you? ? Summary: Good gay friends are a lifelong thing. (@We love to tell witty words)

4. When I went to work this morning, I passed a stall selling keys. I heard a girl ask the boss: Boss, can I get the keys? The boss replied: Yes. Then, MM stood blankly in front of the stall, and the boss looked at her. There was a long silence. Finally, the boss couldn't help but said: Where is the key? MM: Key? Why should I come to you to match me if I have the key? Boss:... .....

5. In Chinese class, the teacher asked Xiaohua to make sentences using the Great Wall. Xiaohua answered: The Great Wall is very long. The teacher was unhappy: No, make another one! Xiaohua said: It can’t be done, I’m not Qin Shihuang!

6. The status of a classmate: I got bad stomach tissue from eating in the past two days, and there is a problem in the Kikube area Thundershowers.

7. Girl: Let’s break up. Boy: Why? Girl: Android rooting is very easy, I learned it. Boy: But you can only flash Android native. Girl: Boy: Didn’t you know that Android phones can also flash Wp7 and iOS? Girl: I hate it, I didn’t tell you earlier.

8. Work was relatively easy today. When I passed by MM at the front desk, MM said: You are so free! I asked her with a smile: You licked me! MM looked messy.

9. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Sister Feng. A powerful woman may not necessarily be charming, such as Master Miejie.

10. How does the Changsha Municipal Government hold a meeting? Changsha city leaders held a meeting, and the director of the Xiangxiang Office called out names: Typical pig (Telecommunications Bureau)? Answer: Come! Somewhat pig (Post and Telecommunications Bureau)? Come! Call! Meat pig (Education Bureau)? Go! Man is a pig (Personnel Bureau)? Go! Mother is a pig (Grain Bureau)? Go! Fighting Pig (Land Bureau)? Go! Old Dou Pig (Labor Bureau) ?;Here! The crippled pig (Bureau of Land and Resources)?;Here! The sleeping pig (Local Taxation Bureau)?;Here! The sleeping pig (Inland Revenue Bureau)?;Here! I am a pig (Security Bureau)?;Here! Sleepy stare The Pig (Civil Affairs Bureau) is here! The Painful Pig (Transportation Bureau) is here! The Punishment Pig (Cultural Bureau) is here! The Deaf Pig [Agricultural Bureau] is here! Host: All the pigs are here. Fly now! Sentences about never leaving

1. Don’t be too nice to a person, because one day you will eventually find that being nice to a person will get used to it over time, and then Take all this for granted. In fact, you can be stupid enough to do it regardless of the cost or reward, but the reality always makes people chill. In fact, you know very well that the most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart.

2. Don’t let your girlfriend have blue skin, because if you are blue, you will look green. Don't let your boyfriend have a beauty, because when he is red, you two will become yellow.

3. When you lose, all you can do is regret.

4. Thank you for giving me an empty joy. The beautiful memories we have made are blurred by tears. Occasionally think of it, the memory is still fresh, just like back then, I loved you

5. In this life, a wind and rain knocked you and me down in the rolling world of mortals, in the vast sea of ????people, we met, knew each other, and loved each other. Snuggle, rely on each other. I like your hearty smile, your sweet dimples, your long black and white hair, and your infatuated curses. All of these feel like happiness in my eyes and in my heart. Because I am willing, I am willing to give everything for you, give everything I have.

6. The beginning is always sweet. Later came boredom, habit, abandonment, loneliness, despair and sneer. I once longed to stay with someone for a long time, but later on, I was so glad that I left. Once upon a time, for a short period of time, we thought we were deeply in love with someone. Later, we realized that it was not love, it was just lying to ourselves.

7. I only deleted you, but the entire list was empty.

8. That heart beat fiercely and silently for him many times. I really, really love you so much that I give my heart to you and let it be trampled on.

9. If you never leave me, I will depend on you for life and death

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, just like a boar falling in love with a sow at first sight

11. The past is a journey through time and space, telling the story of the reincarnation of love. I am a drop of dew that stays with you day and night, and you are a piece of purple grass that I nourish with all my heart. No matter the wind, rain or dust, we embrace each other warmly and never leave.

12. Dear, if you can’t give me everything, then I don’t want it all!

13. Damn friendship, damn love, damn family ties, from the beginning to the end, there is only my sister, only myself, who will never leave me!

14. People always feel happier when they are close to happiness, but worry about gains and losses when happiness is in progress.

15. If you love me, please tell me while I am still here, while I still love you.

16. God allowed us to meet and fall in love with each other in the vast sea of ????people, and to spend 17 spring and autumn together in a hurry. It is actually a blessing that we have cultivated in our previous lives. So we made a promise: no matter it is the past life, this life, or the next life, we will be together, share the joys and sorrows, and never be separated. My dear, do you remember the agreement we made hand in hand? We will still be husband and wife in the next life. I will still be me, and you will still be you. Until their white hair reaches the level of their eyebrows, they form a pair of shadows, with chicken skin and white hair, and they never tire of looking at each other.

17. All the memories about us are no match for our forgetting in the future, but I think some people will be engraved in my heart for a lifetime and will always be remembered, always!

18. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be in front of you.

19. I am such a person, I will be nice to anyone who is nice to me.

20. We have been looking for, looking for, the ending that we all have.

21. I wanted to give you happiness, so I started suffering.

22. I spend my whole life just to change your side.

23. I would like to turn into an autumn chrysanthemum, stained with my sincere affection, blooming in your heart, charming and gentle, and then be gently picked up by your gentle hands and placed aside. Brew the sweetest chrysanthemum tea in a cup of clear dew. The elegant and pure aroma lingers in your heart and lips, and will linger for thousands of years.

24. I would like to turn into a ray of breeze, filled with my deep longing, lingering around you, stirring up the ends of your blinding hair, and blowing on your sweaty cheeks. Spring brings you warmth, summer drives you away from the heat, autumn eliminates your loneliness, and winter watches the snow with you.

25. I would like to turn into a ray of moonlight, filled with my strong love, rippling softly in your body and mind, and embracing you into sweet dreams countless times. Watching you smile and be sad in your nightmare.

26. I am used to your dependence on others, even though I am also a child.

27. Like is a light love, and love is a deep liking.

28. As time goes by, the name written on the palm of your hand becomes blurred little by little. When you look for the imprint of the years in the blurred palm, all that is left is tears.

29. If the heart moves, there will be thousands of tears.

30. Be ideal but not fanciful, be passionate but not pretentious. Be content with everything and always be happy.

31. When a person is thinking about something, he wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself.

I don’t know if there is still hope to pursue.

32. When you have love, don’t touch ambiguity.

33. Some people can’t hold each other’s hands even if they are so close.

34. Meeting the person you love can be said to be lucky, and no matter what the ending is, it can be said to be happy. It is good to grow old together, but if you break up or feel sad about love, you are also very happy, because after all, you have loved me

35. I always want to delete everything about you, but I will always be there. I can’t delete it in my heart. Emotional quotes between two people

Emotional quotes between two people

1. When a man kisses a woman, it is a recovered loan, and when a woman kisses a man, it is a loan released.

2. The sea water licks the shallow beach, the setting sun sweeps away the two shadows, and the heartstrings slowly pluck, retaining you and me.

3. Losing everything doesn’t matter to me. As long as I still have you, then I still have the whole world.

4. No matter how far the geographical boundaries are, my dear! I miss you every time my heart beats!

5. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if being right means leaving you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life.

6. When everything has become a thing of the past, I am still waiting here; when the world has changed, I still stick to the beginning.

7. Baby, my teeth hurt recently because I often miss you at night. It feels so sweet that it will cause tooth decay.

8. My heart burns for you like a Christmas candle; there is a small harbor in my face, waiting for you to dock.

9. To tell you the truth, I will not beat you to death, nor will I scold you to death. My conspiracy is to kill you!

10. Big apple with red flowers and green leaves, I miss you so much if I don’t see you for a few days. You are a light in my previous life, lighting up the rest of my life.

11. The spring breeze is blooming in March, and my lover is you; I just want to look at you secretly, and I will fall in love with you at a glance.

12. You ask me how deeply I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how true I am to you, I would faint without you.

13. You are not the only love in my life, but you are definitely my favorite and last love in my life.

14. If you love me, you kiss me. If you don’t love me, I will kiss you, okay?

15. The pulse comes slowly with the wind, dancing gracefully into the world of mortals. Those who are heartless on the Internet have no wings, but those who have the heart will see the destined ones!

16. Meeting you in this life is God’s greatest blessing to me. I will cherish this fate.

17. Love is not one heart beating another heart, but the spark of two hearts striking together.

18. Colorful hyacinths sway my first love. Your bright eyes ignited the passion of my youth.

19. My heart that misses you cannot be expressed out loud here. With silent longing, I hope you can feel it.

20. To tell you the truth, I no longer want to fall in love with you. I just want to marry you!

21. The world is a romantic space for boys and girls, let us maintain this beautiful paradise!

22. Pick a sincere flower and place it in the depths of your heart; stir your heartstrings and sing each other’s heart songs

23. I also believe in love All difficulties can be eliminated; however, after all difficulties, there are all difficulties again. This is what I believe more.

24. When I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; when I cannot see you, I need to recharge; without you, I think I will lose power.

25. Baby, you have been crying for a long time, this will hurt your body! Do you know? You have cried my heart out.

26. One moon and one you, two shadows of me and you, three lifetimes I am lucky to know you, four beauties are not as good as you.

27. Love is an ancient love song. When your burning eyes shine on me, my heart will tremble for you.

28. I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, put you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

29. You are the ocean and I am the blue sky; you are the sunshine and I am the earth. We are so far apart, but we are so attached to each other.

30. Baby, remember, take care of yourself for me when I am not around, unless you are willing to make me feel bad.

31. My dream is full of spring flowers. How I want to float gently with the spring breeze and fly into your heart!

32. How do you express love? The cup is full of wine. I took one mouthful after another, and I wouldn’t let go until I was drunk!

33. There are green mountains and buildings outside the mountains. If you don’t love me, I’ll be worried. There are beauties everywhere in the world, but they are not gentle like you!

34. Your smile is a song, the love song of youth. That beautiful melody echoes in my heart and mind for a long time

35. If one day, I disappear from your world, will you remember me forever like the TV show?

36. The flowers float and the water flows. One kind of lovesickness, two places of idle sorrow. There is no way to eliminate this feeling, so I just frown, but it is in my heart.

37. I am willing to let you take my heart and everything, just leave me a pair of eyes so that I can see you.

38. Give me a glass of Forget Money Water in exchange for a night without tears. When will the gift you promised me on Valentine’s Day be fulfilled?

39. I dare not love you too much, for fear of forgetting myself. I dare not love you too much for fear of losing myself. I don't dare to love you too much, for fear that I won't be able to find myself again.

40. Your name is written in my heart. A big person is hidden in my small heart, hidden very deeply and carefully.

41. Fold your heart into a paper crane, fly it in your heart, spread love, tell you those love words and songs that make you happy!

42. Only love can make a marriage holy; only a marriage sanctified by love is a true marriage.

43. No matter where you go, my heart follows you. Every footprint you leave on the ground makes me excited.

44. I really want to fold the earth in half in this direction, so that the distance between you and me can be shortened to a place that can be reached by riding a bicycle in five minutes.

45. My soul has been lifted high by the wings of imagination, flying to the Garden of Eden at the end of the world, and asking the beautiful Eve to convey my deep love to me.

46. When I see you, your heart beats faster and your mood becomes worse. When I dream about you, time flies by so fast. Isn’t it too long to wait to have you?

47. The prime of life has long passed. I no longer swear to last forever, but I hope we once had such a real true love.

48. There is no need for too many words, as long as that affectionate gaze, everything will disappear, leaving only two beating hearts.

49. We know each other, know each other, meet each other, and fall in love. Let me hold your hands and kiss your eyes. I want to wrap your heart in a net.

50. I really want to grow old with you slowly. Until I am too old to go anywhere, I will still regard you as the treasure in my hand.

51. You have a pair of beautiful eyes, just like the two stars in the sky: one big and one small; like the sixteenth moon, more white and less black.

52. Your skin is the staff, and my lip prints are the notes of love. I want to compose an unforgettable song to make you happy forever.

53. I really want to see you online, but every time I go online, I am disappointed. Every time I wait online, I miss you even more.

54. Your beauty attracts me, and your smile is as sweet as the dew after the rain, but every time I confess to you, you ponder.

55. Missing you is a kind of beautiful sadness, sweet melancholy, but in my heart, there is a warmth that cannot be expressed in any language. .

56. I want to place my thoughts on you in the scattered stars. I hope that the little bits of starlight can shine into your window and help you sleep well.

57. My dear, please forgive my philandering, I can only love you for 60 years! Because the fortune teller said my life span is only 84 years, haha ??

58. Fish says to water: You can’t see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

59. The encounter with you is like the light rain in spring, hazy and refreshing. Every bit of it is in my heart. Is it love calling me?

60. Love is the most charming and colorful word in the world. Thank you for sending it to me when I was in the most difficult time

61. Turn off your mobile phone, slowly close your eyes, think of me, think of Apple, and you will Discover and realize that I am as cute as an apple!

62. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand! love! Let's walk upright!

63. Men fall in love because they have nothing to do, and women fall in love because they are driven by curiosity. The result is that men are annoyed and women are disappointed.

64. First love: I want to fall in love at first sight; Passionate love: I want to commit myself; Nostalgia: I want to be obedient; Broken love: I want you and me to do things.

65. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

66. I like to be watched by you silently and watch you silently; I long to be deeply loved by you and love you deeply.

67. I get to know you over and over again, I want to chase you over and over again, I want to see you all the time, you are perfect, I love you, and I am 100% determined to marry you!

68. The love that we have met before, the love that we have paid for, the love that we have been obsessed with have left nothing but no regrets.

69. I am tired when you work, my stomach hurts when you drink, I shed tears when you are sad, and I cover you when you sleep, because I am your baby.

70. Childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts; virgin love will never be forgotten. Please tell me, when will this long-buried seed sprout?

71. I only ask you to say something sincere to me, something that can only be said once in a lifetime, something that only I can understand.

72. When I see you, your heart beats faster, but your mood becomes worse. I dream about you, and time flies too fast. Is having you the next life waiting for you?

73. Love has withstood the storm, but it lives and shines with pure beauty. Love, it is the sister of noble thoughts.

74. I want to send my thoughts for you to the scattered stars. I hope that little bit of starlight can shine into your window and help you sleep well.

75. Don’t be angry when your wife hits you. A spanking is a kiss. Don't get angry if your wife calls you a pig, scolding is love. The wife beats and scolds her, all because of love.

76. It’s not easy to say I love you, so send a text message to express my feelings. If your heart is filled with ripples, can you reply to this text message?

77. Through the moon full of flowers, I vaguely think of your appearance. That cold and cold screen is full of tenderness and fantasy.

78. Without me by your side, you have to dress warmly when it’s cold, eat well when you’re hungry, and have good dreams when you sleep. I’m the only one in your dreams, so I have nothing else to ask for!

79. I know that I can’t be by your side. I know that all I can do is miss you from afar. I just want you to be happy, even if it’s just for me

80. Love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, and love is a lifelong commitment.

I love you!

81. For my sake, please take good care of yourself. Eat when you are hungry, dress when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, and turn your head when you see a handsome guy!

82. How lonely I am, looking at the familiar street, just for your picture, I am waiting for the day when we meet again.

83. You are the bread in the morning, the ice cream in summer, the cotton-padded jacket in winter, the light bulb in the night, the garlic of Shandong people, and the pepper of Sichuan people.

84. You have been gone for so long, and I hope that you have not changed at all and are still so moving, just like my love for you remains the same no matter how long I have been gone!

85. I am tired when you work, my stomach hurts when you drink, I shed tears when you are sad, and I cover you when you sleep, because I am your good baby.

86. Love you in the four seasons, love you in dreams, love you in my heart, love you boundlessly. In this life, I have you leaning on each other, and I will not hesitate to go through the ups and downs!

87. In the spring breeze, under the flowers, the chickens and ducks are playing house. The little duck held the flower in his hand and put it on the chicken's head. You are a chicken and I am a duck, and the duck misses you so much.