Meaningful English jokes

One day, Xiao Ming came home from the exam.

Dad: How was the exam, son?

Xiao Ming: Not a single question! That question is 10! But I crustily skin of head and scribbled an answer, hoping it was right.

Dad: Which question? 10 points that much?

Xiaoming: It's 3×7! I don't know what that is!

Dad: What did you write?

Xiaoming: I wrote 1 1!

Dad: .....

1+ 1=?

When Xiaoming first went to kindergarten,

The teacher asked Xiaoming: Xiaoming, 1+ 1=?

Xiao Ming said: I don't know.

The teacher said: Go back and ask your parents!

Xiaoming asked his mother that she was playing mahjong.

Xiao Ming asked his mother: Mom, mom 1+ 1=?

Mom is shouting 30 thousand, saying, 30 thousand

Xiaoming asked his father that he was watching TV.

Xiao Ming asked his father: Dad, Dad 1+ 1=?

Dad looked at founding ceremony and said, Mao Zedong!

Xiao Ming asks his brother who is watching TV.

Xiao Ming asked his brother: Brother, brother 1+ 1=?

My brother is watching the ball game and says, OK! How accurate!

Xiao Ming asked his sister that she was on the phone.

Xiao Ming asked his sister: Sister, Sister 1+ 1=?

My sister was chatting with a friend and said, go, go, I don't have time!

Xiaoming asked his cousin that she was going out.

Xiao Ming asked his cousin: 1+ 1=?

My cousin said at the door: Bay-Bay! I'm leaving!

The next day.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming again: Xiao Ming 1+ 1=?

Xiao Ming said: 30 thousand!

The teacher was angry and threw the paint at him and said, give you a chance!

Xiao Ming said: Good! How accurate!

The teacher held back his anger and said, I'll give you another chance!

Xiao Ming said: Go, go, I don't have time!

The teacher dragged Xiaoming to the principal's office and said, Last chance!

Xiao Ming said: Bay-Bay! I'm leaving!

Teacher: .....