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Palace fighting record. Princess and concubine's. originate

-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Chen Yuan Deduction =-=-=-=-=-=-

① Character:/Princess Chen Yuan's side, Princess Ye Fei, Princess Zhen, Emperor Prince

② Time:/Autumn, <

-=-=-=-=-= Chen Yuan Deduction Start =-=-=-=-

Princess Huang

-‖ A brand-new set of azure half-arms, below which is a white pleated skirt, holding a foundation green cloak. ‖

-‖ Eyes are really pitiful flashes, and long eyelashes cover the cold light of the fundus, so elegant, it can make people suffocate at a glance. ‖

-‖ Walking in the imperial garden, there is a breeze coming up head-on, and the wind smells of soil and buds. Ah, the smell of spring ‖

Zhen Fei

-". After grooming, I went to the wardrobe to find a suitable dress. Dressed in a silvery purple silk dress, the skirt below the waist obliquely outlines the silver magnolia pattern, and the waist is tightly tied with a silver belt. The hanging silver chain makes the sound of Rinrin, and the sleeves are quietly lying on the skirt. The edge of the cuffs is dotted with silver auspicious clouds, and the neckline is slightly open. On the white clavicle, there is a silver-inlaid purple orchid chain. 》

——《。 The hair on the ground is tied up in a lily bun, with silver silk threads dotted on both sides of the bun, purple cloud-shaped hair pins inserted obliquely on the bun, and a purple jade is tied in the middle of the bun for distraction, and the hanging hair hangs over the back shoulder, so elegant. 》

——《。 The eyebrows are dotted with purple four-leaf clover patterns, shallow eyes are looking at the distance, and a cherry red lip is born under the small nose, which is lightly opened and said. "Bonus, willow green. Go out for a walk with me.

It turns out that the imperial garden is really beautiful. Suddenly, I saw a beautiful image in front of me. I slowly walked forward and took a closer look. It turned out to be behind me. Step forward slowly. Blessed body. Smiling, indifferent rhyme, I have seen the empress after the side. Met the princess.

——《。 The maid-in-waiting behind her is a bonus, and the willow green has already been slightly blessed. "handmaiden, see the empress after the side, hail the empress after the side."

Chen Yuan's back

-". While meditating honestly. Suddenly I heard a voice as clear as Oriole behind me. Empress Jiang Yan? I have lived in the deep palace for a long time. Does anyone really remember? Let it be. Even for yourself, for the home behind you. It's time to re-enter the harem. Smile. Turn around and see an Iraqi. Words. "Free gift. "Cheng micro glance, saying. "Who is this beauty?

The Crown Princess [leans back on the imperial concubine's couch and listens to the ladies-in-waiting frolicking, so bored, she puts down the scroll in her hand, gently rubs her eyebrows, and calls her servant to fetch water to dress herself up ]

[ The skillful makeup artist makes a single screw, pins a pearl-inlaid hairpin, and points a plum blossom-shaped flower between her eyebrows. Go for a walk with me in the imperial garden.

[ Seeing several women not far away, they glanced at the side of the head and held makeup, knowing it, and looked far away, and answered] It was Princess Zhen and Princess Weiyang

[ gently picking the arch eyebrows with great interest] who came forward to see

[ lightly moving the lotus steps, smiling ]

[ saluting the body] Pleasant. See Empress Fang Hou. Speak out of turn. "The original child is a precious sister, and my sister is blind. I hope my sister will not take it amiss. 《。 There is no concession.

smile. Turn around and see an Iraqi. Words. "Free gift. "Cheng micro glance, saying. "The prince's concubines are really unusual.

The consort Zhen

got up, her lips evoked a little smile, and the empress thanked her.

Her eyes quietly flashed a little smile, and her mouth inadvertently evoked some radians.

This empress was really ...

There was a little elusive smile on her face. Suddenly, my eyes turned, I still smiled, and I just entered the palace and didn't understand the rules of the harem. I still hope that the empress can excuse me a lot.

Chen Yuan's back

-". How can I feel at ease if I have just entered the palace with such scheming? Instead, Tao. "Is it because my sister wants to tell this palace that my sister won the favor as soon as she entered the palace, implying that my sister is old and her color is declining?  

《。 In the eyes, there was a yoshimitsu.

Princess Huang

-‖ Looking at these gardens, the green mountains are stacked on the roadside, the vines are hidden, the beautiful trees are lush, the flying buildings are embroidered with columns, and the buildings are carved with beams and painted with paintings. It can be called a scene step by step ‖

-‖ I saw several imperial secretaries chatting in front. A playful smile flashed through those deep bottomless eyes. At this point, I gave it to my mother princess. Empress Zhenfei paid her respects and saw Huang Sao.

-‖ Looking at Empress Zhen Fei is not a simple person, she sneered ‖ Aunt Zhen Fei really provoked my father's favor. I heard the father said a few days ago that Aunt Zhen Fei was going to add a younger brother to Weiyang, which made Weiyang excited for a long time.

-‖ Those who didn't come out can't stay ‖ < Why is it unusual?

[ Hearing Princess Zhen's excuse that she doesn't know the rules, and her sleeve covers her face with a chuckle] Empress Zhen is joking. How can she be promoted to the position of princess if she doesn't know the rules?

[ Chuishou] The empress even thinks too much

[ lifting up Wei Yang] The princess doesn't have to pay more attention

Princess Zhen

Still smiles. That elusive smile on her face makes it hard for me to believe

listening carefully to the words of the queen, smiling and smiling a little sadly

Why can I get the position of a princess just after I entered the palace

Oh, probably, the queen, I know it well,

I'm just a princess. Oh, me. .

I don't want to make enemies, I just want to live my life in peace, that's all. However, everything is. . . Help Princess Weiyang up

The sadness in her eyes flashed by, but it was elusive.

It's only to consolidate my position in the DPRK that I have offended the empress dowager and hoped that the empress dowager would forgive me.

My parents sent me to the palace. Your Majesty, have you ever paid attention to me? . Smile lightly. How can my sister be clumsy? It's my sister's fault. My sister is too aggressive. Sister is here to apologize to her sister. "light smile. Yingying leaned over. 》

。 Light smile, I want you to remember all the time that you are a princess. After all, in this palace, you are always inferior to me.

a cold wind blew. This did not notice that Yang Er, kneeling on the ground, hurriedly helped him up.

Princess Zhen

Let it be. Who in this harem is not trying all means, but only fighting for the emperor's heart and winning the position of the Lord of the harem? I have words in my heart, but I can't say it. If I were in my father's place, who would make me so angry, but the same person, but in a different way, would

speak lightly. After the side, the Empress was superior, Yunxi's sister, and Yunxi didn't learn the rules well, which made the Empress angry.

kneel down and apologize, and ask the empress to forgive me.

Princess Wang

[ Looking at the precious princess, why is her temper so weak? Even if the two countries get on good terms, sealing the princess's position will make many people jealous ]

[ Holding Weiyang's hand, laughing] The princess has been doing well recently.

[ After a while, say something] The empress is also. Cover the eyes that make people hide, and the lips suddenly open a slight arc. Aunt Zhenfei should pay attention to good diet. There are many people in the palace, and if she is not careful. . .

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-‖ turn around and look at the princess aside, smile ‖ Huang Sao, wouldn't you say so?

-‖ When I saw my mother princess leaning down, I quickly lifted her up and smiled. ‖ What is this gift for my mother princess? After all, you are one step ahead of Aunt Zhenfei. Isn't this your birthday?

-‖ deliberately aggravating the "first class" ‖

Ye Fei

-. Wake up, it's morning, there's no hurry to change clothes

. Get off the bed for a change. Standing by the window

. Looking around, it's autumn, and it's a bustling harem, and subtle changes have taken place at this time. Standing by the window, the whole person has a little more bitterness and less shyness. Since the conferring, I have never seen the son of heaven who makes 3, beautiful women compete day by day, and his mouth evokes a wry smile, which adds a little maturity. It is quite quiet in this temple, and he has nothing to water flowers all day. It is really leisure, and it is rare for the palace to be so leisurely.

. "Oh, maybe, it's really self-deception, wondering where the leisure in the palace comes from. If there is, it's out of reach, that's all. It's just fooling yourself again "

. While I was thinking for myself, I walked past several women as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade from the window. Oh, it's really half as mother said. Even if everything is lacking in this palace, the person as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade is the most important thing.

-. Lift your eyes and look at the imperial garden not far from the temple. Although it is autumn, the flowers in the imperial garden are still enchanting in spring. The flowers in the imperial garden are just like the three thousand beauties in the harem, all competing for beauty, but just to let you have a look. It's really funny. Why should you spend your whole life thinking for an unworthy person? Be cool and say, "Muer, change clothes"

- "not too gorgeous, wearing a light blue embroidered dress, elegant and refined"

. 3, pieces of ink are divided into two strands, one is held high above the head, with only one pearl hair clasp, and the rest hangs freely behind, and the breeze blows, making a perfect arc.

. The Iraqis in the bronze mirror are simple but elegant, but they are a little too haggard. Looking around, I pinched a magnolia flower and pinned it in the ink silk.

. Walking slowly into the imperial garden with Muer

. "Smell the sound, go forward so far, lean down and say nothing" My sister pays her respects to my sister after the side, and my sister is well. Princess Jin 'an, Princess Jin 'an, Princess Jin 'an.

Chen Yuan looks back

and smiles. Turn around and see an Iraqi. Words.

the princess

-‖ with a soft voice, everyone was involuntarily attracted to the past, turned around and looked at it. Oh, here comes another ‖

-‖ before that, they bent over to salute ‖ Weiyang to inquire after Aunt Ye

Crown Princess

. It's wrong to chuckle ‖ Huang Sao's words. When did the mother princess blame Aunt Zhen? If outsiders know, on the contrary, the mother princess is harsh. Besides, Aunt Jane is pregnant now, and it's too late for the mother princess to be happy.

If you don't look like a sycophantic figure, the emperor will be confused by you, and in a few days, other concubines will be annoyed. I'm afraid your life will be hard. Hum, I'll wait and see the drama. < < Demon eyes are dense, hiding a cold front. > Ah, there are all beauties in this harem, but only beauties are better than beauties. < A shallow smile. > If my sister is in the folk, she must be a beautiful person. Only in this harem, but ... < No words. > Look at Yunxi's mouth. Don't take it personally.

Chen Yuan's back

. < Eat people without spitting bones? Oh, I don't know whether it's stupid or not to say this in front of me. >

——。 < Fingertips touched the tea surface and whispered. > Oh? It's Princess Zhen who is favored, but it's her turn to get her hair dyed. < The demon's eyes are full of amorous feelings. > Don't talk nonsense, Princess Zhen. Sister can't afford it. < Touched his face and smiled. > What's the beauty of Yan Dye? It's not that Yan Dye demeans herself. Zhen Fei is really more beautiful than Yan Dye. < Sigh. > It's a pity that, somehow, the holy one only gave Zhenfei a princess, which made Yanran sigh. < Gently uncover his scars and don't care what he thinks of himself. >

Crown Princess

[ Raise your eyebrows, this princess is obviously aiming at her mother princess, but it's not good to be angry. Just think about it] Even if the empress doesn't mean to aim at Princess Zhen, it's not good for Princess Zhen to kneel for a long time.

[ Holding Weiyang's hand] If Princess Zhen's fetus is damaged, what does the princess think others will think?

[ Smile] Princess Zhen admits that she is not familiar with it. What do you say?

[ looking at Princess Zhen ]

Princess Huang

-‖ The corners of her mouth are slightly evoked, and the light in her narrow eyes is somewhat full of interest ‖ Yes, there is Aunt Zhen here in this palace, and even the queen is going to step aside.

-‖ Laugh ‖ If not, how could father spoil you so much? Do you want Aunt Jane to copy the palace rules? If so, Weiyang will be distressed.

-‖ When I saw the emperor's sister-in-law who had been silent for a long time, I sneered at the meaning of the emperor's sister-in-law. Do you want Aunt Jane to copy the palace rules? If so, Weiyang will be distressed.

Zhen Fei

-,"Oh, yes, when I get to the palace, I can't compare with my home. How can I be good? As for those minions, I don't want to care so much"

-, the tone is naturally generous and wronged, which makes people feel pity

-, "As for reporting to the emperor, the emperor is afraid that I don't know who I am, and there are. As for going in person, forget it. I invited you to move, but it ruined me. "

- What are you showing off? Isn't it just that you've been favored recently? In case you fall out of favor one day, let's see what you are showing off and give me bad luck. I don't want to try to plot against me. There is no way

-, and my anger rises after hearing the disdain and ridicule in that tone. Yes, you are good-looking, and you are beautiful. What's the use

-, "What's the point? I'm mediocre. What's there to care about?" However, it is not a long-term solution to serve the king with color. At that time, what is the use of old age? You still need strength to speak loudly. "

-, said is a great truth, but the tone does mean something. As long as she is not an idiot, she can definitely hear what it means.

Chen Yuan leans behind

-. < This time, my son will be magnanimous. Who doesn't know that you are usually arrogant and can't hide that others are better than you? If the place you live in is really unbearable, I'm afraid that all the slaves will be skinned, right? It's pity for those slaves to have such a master. Phoenix eyes exude a trace of ridicule, but suddenly disappeared after the smile. > Yo ~ So Princess Zhen said that my palace charmed you with color?

Zhen Fei

-,"Don't belittle yourself. I don't know your name. I'm afraid the empress dowager has heard about it and will visit you someday."

- If the Queen Mother comes to you, it will be very interesting, hum! Dare to pick up my scar, I don't know how much courage I borrowed to