Interesting sentences, interesting copies

1. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

2. Teacher: "Whoever comes up to solve the problem can finish class early!" The student stepped onto the podium table: "Sister, I beg you."

If you give me a smile, I will give you a smile, not for anything else, just to let you know that my smile is better than yours.

Don't treat love as a game, or I will abuse you to death.

Failure is the mother of success, but it is a pity that six parents don't recognize success.

6. Give yourself a little confidence. Don't sit in the right position when others mention being fat, because you may not get in.

7. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I used these books to pay back the money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

8. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

9. Meat can be reduced when it grows taller, and snacks can't be eaten when they are expired.

10. It is said that girls are made of water, and they are gentle and won't lose their temper. Me too, but I'm Sprite, so I have to hold it. I can't shake it or drop it, or it will explode easily.

1 1. I just divined for myself once. The five elements lack housing, life lacks land, Cary has money, and love lacks love. I use my hand to index. This divination is damn accurate. It hurts everywhere except nobody. ...

12. There are three major hates in life, one is that the figure is not spicy enough, the other is that I have never met a handsome guy, and the third is that a bunch of words all look alike.

13. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.

14. It's really easy for girls to kill time. Just give her a mobile phone and a selfie software, and she will be immersed in the illusion of how I look so good.

15. I laughed when someone said I was black. Hehe, you came to hide your ugliness for nothing, so I didn't have to.

16. If I send a circle of friends that you don't like, let me know and I will delete you.

17. Black boys explain to their girlfriends why they are black: first, because I am not superficial, and second, because I am secretly protecting you.

18. I am who I am from the beginning of the year to the end of the year. Fireworks of different colors make me angry.

19. Why can't 520 be divided by 3? Because love can't hold a mistress! Wrong, because mistress is inexhaustible!

20. If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

2 1. Come on, have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet.

22. The best comfort in the world is not telling each other that everything will be all right. But sad face, crying fart, you see, I am worse than you.

23. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and the remaining one is extremely unsatisfactory.

24. Why can't I lose weight? Because I like to eat when I am happy, and I have a better appetite when I am unhappy.