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Not bad, Gao Qian.
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Irreplaceable lover: Goodbye, if I can see him again that year, she and he will nest in the last row of an unknown small cinema in Philadelphia to watch In the Mood for Love. In the Mood for Love ...........................................................................................................................................................................
With the passage of time, Zhou Mu Yun buried the secrets that belonged to him and Su Lizhen under the ancient trees in Angkor Wat. That year, she and he stood on a long stone bridge, and the grapefruit river under the bridge still flowed slowly, and the fish were soft.
Playing among the water plants, only the more lush moss on both sides of the green flag has been quietly transferred in these years. That year, he held a grand wedding in Angkor Wat, and the pentagonal plum blossom tower was covered with colorful glass and sumeru.
The Jintan on the mountain is full of Buddhist sounds, and the Aral Sea around it is golden; The relief of dancers, the flying goddess and the Angkor Wat hidden in the jungle overlooking the vast dust of history tell endless stories. ...
Personal prejudice
The story of two people continues from the reunion after parting. It was originally a childhood love, and they separated for one reason or another. In fact, the hostess is not confident enough. She clearly loves that person, but she feels inferior. I thought it was such a disappointing ending, but I saw something unexpected. It was complete.
Flower Flower (End+Fanwai) Author: Shen
synopsis
In fact, this is just a story of a cheerful black-bellied man and a persistent woman, with thirty-six plans and thirty-six plans.
Why did you call out my name when we first met?
-Next to Hibiscus
You are the light, illuminating my past with nothing.
-Bozo
Personal prejudice
Gao Qian. The hostess, Hibiscus, met Bozo in Gao Qian. A slap made people think that this woman was not a DJ like me, and then the two men fought. There are some days of thunder later. It turns out that people fall in love with Hibiscus in order to get close to Hibiscus with other dog blood. What hurts me about this article is Xiao Gu, who became gorgeous cannon fodder with his childhood friends.
Where will the bright moon look next year? (End) Author: Xizi
synopsis
This life is not long, where to see the bright moon next year.
How could I dream of him like this without warning tonight? In his dream, his image was so vivid that it even overshadowed the city. Bai Yueguang and underwater sound are getting more and more urgent. She just came to her senses and turned off the water in a hurry. There is a small pool of water stains on the ground, reflecting the moon and sparkling.
Her hands were covered with water and she was lying on the railing of the balcony. One day in July, she basked in the moon and sweated. On a quiet night, there is no wind. She sighed softly, too light to smell.
Six months later, on such a lonely night, she thought of him again. She forgot it for a deeper memory.
Content label: urban love
Search keywords: protagonist: Lin Yue, Xi Yucheng, Zheng Fang, supporting role: Su Xiaoru, others.
She personally liked Zheng Fang, her childhood friend, and later left, and that woman also met the man, the man who once met her, goodbye to her boss, and then the story of Cinderella and the prince. Cinderella flinched, but the prince wouldn't give up. Cold and affectionate man, I like it?
Cong Su's River Crossing Ten Years
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Ten years is the distance between you and me.
Ten years is the way for me to catch up with you.
After ten years, what will change and what will not?
Ten years ago, she and he were just one of two dozen pairs of flowers! Ten years later, at the age of thirty, she and he are colleagues in the company.
Ten years have changed their childishness, and now they are quiet and elegant.
Maybe ten years ago, I was so young that I broke up without thinking and exploring.
Now, ten years later, you can wait quietly, only time passes, but what remains unchanged is your deep love for each other!
Personal prejudice
Second time around's articles are not abusive, but most of them are dull and warm, which is quite good to say.
"Time Scratch" by Li Sheng
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He is such a boy, pale, unsociable and gloomy, but full of talent.
/kloc-Song Jian 'an 0/0 years ago, handsome and gentle.
In front of him, she thought that love was thousands of miles away from her. After him, she gradually believed that love had passed her by.
Personal prejudice
I am the author of Ear Piercing, which is very good. It is a secret love story, a beautiful story, which reminds people of the lush years, and finally the secret love comes true. I like the last sentence of a man: "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long, but fortunately it's not too late."
"Kao, submerged! Author: King Kong Barbie |
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The love between Xia Mo and Lohee makes us sigh (Summer of Bubble, Mingxi Stream).
Kevin·Z and Chen's ending "Little Flying Dragon with Jade Face" makes us sad for the passing of our youth (to our youth that will eventually pass away, Wu Xinyi),
Visiting Ritual and Ruan Zhengdong's past events brought tears to our eyes (I miss Ritual as a Dream).
The reeds get along and smile, which makes people sigh the strength of the "Great God" ("Love O2O" Gu Man) ...
However, there is no love that makes people laugh like Song, and can deeply understand the sweetness and warmth of the "hidden rules of love". Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, failed the elective course.
I came up with a bad trick of "confessing to the teacher", but as a campus idol, Song actually agreed to associate. Qin Qing, a wretched dog, gets along with Song Jiangzi, who is elegant and black-bellied, causing a series of jokes. ...
Personal prejudice
Super funny article, the obscene story of black belly and Qin in Song Dynasty that has been pursued for a long time is finally over, and I have finally finished reading it.
The years when I gave you my youth: unintentional perfection
Official documents and letters
This is a story about growing up.
I believe there are many girls like me in this world.
Growing up like this, loving like this, hurting like this,
They lose in happiness and gain in pain. ...
Personal prejudice
Two people were together when they were teenagers, then broke up and met again. When they get married, it is easy to see that it seems like a routine, not how to abuse it.
Rhapsody of a Blind Date by Tomato Pig
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On a lonely and boring weekend, what other activities can an older single young woman engage in besides blind date, which are in line with public expectations, worthy of the people of the whole country and beneficial to the harmonious development of society?
Zhang Manman, beautiful, lovely, virtuous and patient, is a senior white-collar worker with perfect economy, friends and life. The only fly in the ointment is that under the high-pressure policy of her parents, she has been fighting for a long time in the front line of blind date, and she has gradually become the object of blind date.
Life is endless, and blind dates are endless. In the elegant coffee shop, the nth blind date, a glass of water brought Zhang Manman and a certain type of man together. After a series of seemingly accidental but inevitable events,
They shoulder the ardent expectations of their loved ones and run all the way to get married. At the critical moment in treading on thin ice, the handsome ex-boyfriend who had been away for ten years was killed, and the most important blind date war in Zhang Manman's life began. ...
Personal prejudice
In fact, at first I was mixed up with the blind date, saying that the words I saw clearly were still in the newly downloaded folder.
It's a story triggered by blind date. The woman accidentally poured a glass of water on the man. The beginning is vulgar, but the author writes well. They both flinched, but in the end they had a happy ending.
Who's Who Author: Fresh Orange
Official documents and letters
Poor family, weak father, tough mother, retarded eldest brother, first love after returning to work, unknown new love. ...
It seems that all the ups and downs of life are piled up in front of this girl named Yuan at the same time.
Big brother is her innate responsibility. She has been waiting for you for four years, and Bu Huaiyu is a ray of warmth that accompanies her.
She told herself that she loved He Shi, but what appeared in her dream was the silent Bu Huaiyu. She's really messy.
She is not a half-hearted woman, just trying to protect that love without any impurities, but although such love is unforgettable, there are still scars in her heart.
Others don't know, you can ignore it, but if you accidentally crack it again, you will find that you can't breathe. ...
Personal prejudice
With the same name as the famous Gao Qian article. The woman inside is very sad and strong. She met the man, and although she liked him, she returned to her old lover. This man is from the Men's Show. At first, he didn't think he loved this woman. Later, when he realized that he had done so much, he said he liked it and showed it. He said nothing ~ ~ ~
"Headhunting" Author: Promise
Official documents and letters
Hunters-Hunters-Headhunters-21What is the most important thing in the century?
Talent! Of course it's a gift! Don't you know that talent equals human wealth?
No! It is love! Rock-solid, trusting love is the most important thing!
In this bustling city, we must be brave in hunting our love and career!
Personal prejudice
A woman with a successful career and a smart front end met a man with a black belly. In fact, I think the woman is smart in the workplace, not as powerful as the man. This is actually a brother-sister relationship. The man is four years younger than the woman. The article is good, and the author likes it very much. The one who wrote about Jingyuan.
Love doesn't matter. Author: harp and pipa
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Darrow, a female master with the title of leftover woman, met divorced Yang Man Xian Yi at a friend's wedding. The days when older young women are not entangled are already chaotic, and entanglement is even more chaotic. The quiet single life has changed since then because of the sudden intervention of another person. Do you give up your feelings for a pragmatic marriage, or do you continue to pursue it with the belief of love? Darrow is faced with a dilemma. Love and not love is an exchange. On the balance of feelings and marriage, she finally put down all the weights. So hard to forget in the past, how to grasp the present; How to fall in love and get married, can you beat your ex-wife and mother-in-law; Does love matter in marriage? In the process of groping step by step, Dai Re found the answer.
Personal prejudice
At first, it was killing me to watch "People who want to cry without tears", but the text was just beautiful, so I found the author's article to read. It is still a relatively easy article, of course, compared with the author's own article.
Love as if you have never been hurt. Author: Lotus Sky Blue
Content introduction:
Before the age of 20, Su Jin thought that there was only what she didn't want, and there was nothing she couldn't get.
After the age of 20, Su Jin was bumpy and grew up all the way, until he was badly bruised and bruised.
And she finally believes that there are some people and things in this world that can't be changed no matter how hard you try and fight for it.
For example, Yan Bo.
Six years, in the years that passed away with the clouds, in the years that dispersed like the wind, day after day, year after year, I forgot him and myself.
Every year in her dream, she forgets the time and loses the best years.
What if one day we meet again
After parting, I remember meeting you, and I dreamed of being with you several times.
Personal prejudice
The woman fell in love with the man at first sight, and the man finally agreed but broke up before graduation. We met again six years later. The hostess is talented and brave. I thought the man didn't love her as much as the woman, but I didn't know until I saw it. She is also a man, Xiudi.
Rain in the West Author: Absinthe in May [End]
Copywriting:
"Willow green Jiang Shuiping, smell lang jiangshan folk songs. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the road is ruthless but sunny. "
What has an ignorant marriage changed? Graffiti, I don't know what to say ...
Personal prejudice
Well, it's an article about married love. The woman's family is quite good, but the man's family is not. In order to contradict her father, the woman married a man she met on a blind date, and her feelings grew slowly after marriage? It looks like starlight in the daytime.
"Custom" Author: Park Axi 09.7.29 Final Edition of this book
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Seven years ago, Xiao Hehe's future wish was to marry a lover. Seven years later, Xiao Hehe's immediate wish is to catch a rich man. Later, both her wishes came true on a magical night. ...
Not all young lovers can naturally become lovers. Sometimes because they are too close, they can't see their thoughts clearly-Xiao Hehe and Zheng Hexie are such awkward childhood friends. A shooting took away Xiao Hehe's father, but brought Zheng Xie into her life. In order to repay Hehe's father for saving his life, Zheng Xie has carried out the "Lady Cultivation Plan" for more than 20 years. In this plan, he has been playing the role of brother and father wholeheartedly, but he doesn't know that he loves her. Harmony is unwilling to break the status quo of "brother and sister" because of secular security. Two people who clearly have love but have never thought of falling in love wrap themselves in a cocoon. Men and women in the cocoon should not be too close or too far away; Can't get along, can't alienate.
In fact, in love, all you need is a chance to break out of the cocoon and a little courage.
The furthest distance in the world is not when I am by your side and you don't know that I love you.
But when you are by my side, I don't know that I love you.
Or: we are so close, but one walks on the left and the other on the right.
* * * * Supplement: Many years ago, Zheng Xie vowed: "If I have other ideas about peace, I will be struck by lightning!" Years later, he was struck by lightning and mines in a completely unexpected way.
Content label: urban love childhood friends, love each other.
Personal prejudice
I like her works very much for the sake of the author's reputation. It feels like a funny article. Sometimes it is obvious that Zheng Xie is the kind of person who is indifferent to feelings, but he is very special about harmony. Well, the name of these two people together is "Harmony", which is really super fun ~ ~ ~
Attending doctor/attending doctor Author: chess/chess pieces and pine nuts
Introduction:
Ouyang Shan (the third child), female, 27 years old, is a doctor of clinical medicine at Duke University.
Young talent, gifted, gave up foreign generous treatment, returned to work, and directly became the attending physician in the cardiovascular treatment center of a famous third-class hospital.
There is no doubt that a working girl, a city with outstanding ability and career, first-class appearance and prominent family background, is naturally a "gentleman's favorite".
However, whether it is Saner's childhood friends, No.1 Chen Wen, or Li Feng, a high-quality princeling who admired Saner for many years, or Chyi Yu, president of Z Group, who built a national first-class cardiac surgery center with Saner's hospital, all added a difficult stroke to save Saner's career.
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