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The Red Chamber: Most of them are women;

Water Margin: Most of them are men;

Westward Journey: Most of them are not people;

Three Kingdoms: Most of them are people.

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Red House: Shantou has a thick skin;

Water Margin: The imperial court is cheeky;

Three kingdoms: the military adviser is thick-skinned;

Westward Journey: Immortals are thick-skinned.

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Westward Journey: Monkey Brother saves me;

The Red Chamber: Sister saves me;

Water Margin: Uncle saves me;

Three Kingdoms: The military adviser saved me. . .

The husband heard that his wife was having an affair and designed revenge. One night, while his wife was sleeping, he rubbed concentrated rodenticide on her nipples. The next night, my wife came home late, and my husband asked why. My wife said bitterly, "Our leader is poisoned to death!" The husband asked, "Do you know who did it?" The wife said, "The murderer is very cunning." Even the police can't find out how the poison was passed, but there are clues. We are investigating Sanlu and Shengyuan milk powder. "The husband asked," why? "The wife said," the leader said when he died, "Oh, my God! Is there any safe milk in the world?

Little Peter proudly said to his friend, "My uncle is a priest, and everyone calls him a respected priest."

Little Paul said, "My uncle is a bishop, and everyone who talks to him calls him your Excellency."

Rakus Jr. was unconvinced: "What's the big deal? My uncle weighs 150kg. "

When everyone saw him, they all shouted, "Oh! Oh, my God! "

6. At 3: 30 noon, when the sun was shining, the supervisor ordered: chop! Suddenly, the condemned man burst out laughing, and the supervisor asked, Why are you laughing? The condemned man hesitated for a moment and said, The expert is right. Laughing every day can prolong life for 5 seconds!

7. A couple in love. The woman asked: Are you willing to die for me? The man looked embarrassed, and the woman kept asking: If you don't want to die for me, then you just don't love me. Let's break up. The man hesitated for a long time and finally made a difficult decision. He took out his ear and fed her ear wax.

8. I am your classmate in primary school, remember me? "

"Which one? I don't remember. "

"The one who won the first prize in the city composition competition in the third grade."

"I don't remember."

"When I was in the fifth grade, I won the first prize in the Olympic competition."

"I still don't remember."

"I lifted my teacher's skirt in the sixth grade."

"oh! It turned out to be you! "

9. We called a taxi. The girlfriend asked, "How much is it to the railway station?" Driver: "Ten dollars." The girlfriend asked again, "What about going with friends?" Driver: "It's still ten dollars." My girlfriend said to me, "I told you so long ago that you are worthless."

10. If you don't reply, God will be angry and the consequences will be very serious; Look at the above, God is very satisfied, bless you to earn more RMB. Amen!

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