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Some humorous jokes from tour guides and travel agencies

A few humorous jokes from tour guides and travel agencies

1. A tourist said to the female tour guide: "I want to give you a gift, what do you like?"

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Is the female tour guide happy? She wants to ask the other party to give her an expensive gift, but she is inconvenient to say so, so she hesitates and says: "I love dressing up. Give me something for my ears, fingers or neck." What’s on the table?

After listening, the tourist took out a gift from his bag? A piece of soap.

2. Tourist: "It's really outrageous. I saw a group of mice fighting in the room last night!"

Tour guide: "How do you still want to pay such a cheap rent?" What to see! Watch a bullfight?

3. The train was about to enter the White City. Professor Witte asked the tour guide next to him: "Do you come here often?

" Yes, several times a year. ?

?Can you tell me which hotel is the best?

?The Bogg Hotel. ?

?Have you always lived there? The professor asked again.

No, I have stayed in all other hotels, except the Bogge Hotel. ?

4. A dumb guy read an advertisement for a tour that cost only $100, so he registered his name and paid. After knocking him out with a big wooden stick, the travel agent threw him into the river through the back door while he was unconscious. Soon another person also entered the travel agency and received the same treatment after paying.

Fifteen minutes later, when the two men were floating together in the river, the first man said: "I wonder if they provide us with food on this trip." ?

?I don’t know. ?The second person replied, ?They didn't supply it last year. ? ;