Homophonic xiehouyu joke

1, making tea on the plane-advanced (bottle)

2. Work hard on the first day of the new year-the poor get together.

3, the tiger picks the seedlings-the longer the pull.

4. Eat jiaozi on New Year's Day-follow the crowd; Every year is the same; People have me; first time

5, the egg touches the stone-overreaching.

6. Marry a daughter-in-law in the New Year-double happiness.

7. Wu Dalang has a stomachache-he is dying; Die in front of your eyes

8, pig eight quit to eat pig crow-self-harm

9. Li Kui jy embroidery-out of reach; Ability is not satisfactory

10, Pig Eight Rings-Samaritan

1 1. The Queen Mother sews a floral dress-chatting with God (dazzling)

12, Spring Cattle on New Year Pictures-Can't Walk (Plow)

13, 1234567—— Forget (Wang) Ba

14, watch people play movies-at least don't poke this paper.

15, dumb catch donkey-hard work

16, Wu Dalang sells bread-local products.

17, long live grandpa's mouth-without your shit; It's not for you

18, mosquitoes in autumn-buzzing for a few days; Disappear from the scene

19, Zhang Fei's beard-full face

20. The monkey sweeps the floor-his eyes are bright.

2 1, the beam on the road-be careful (star)

22, Pig Bajie fell in the mirror-afraid of ugliness.

23, dung beetles prone on the road-car.

24, playing the dragon's tail-old backwardness

25. Zhang Fei sells hedgehogs-people are strong and goods are hard.

26. New Year's Day robes-you can't borrow them.

27, draw water with a bamboo basket-with a sieve

28. Take off your pants and fart-reinvent the wheel

29, the husband and wife push the mill-do it in circles; circle

30. Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the plan comes to mind

3 1, Lunar New Year's Day-the first time; first time

32, pig eight quit to eat watermelon-take it all away.

33, the pot into the tongs-Hu (pot) stir fry.

34. Ten-fingered snail-as sure as a gun

35, seven-inch snake with scabies medicine-fight poison with poison.

36. Zhang Fei hit Guan Gong-forgot his old love.

37, the dumb eat Yuan Xiao-you know.

38, weasels and other foods-play it by ear (chicken)

39, the young monk chanting-there is no intention.

40. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

4 1, the cow's head is stuck in the urinal-you can go in but you can't pull it out.

42. Pan Jinlian's creed-I would rather die than be a ghost.

43. Monkey Sun sits in the world-all hands.

44. Put the green onion in your nose-pretend to be an elephant (Figure)

45. Lin Chong ran into Baihutang by mistake-he was cheated.

46, the whirlwind of winter-can't be a climate.

47, Zhu Bajie studied-actually rushed to read.

48. Sorghum stalks are used as pillars-they won't hold.

49, the land god fights with the city god-ghosts and gods are uneasy.

50. The dwarf picks the eldest son-choose the best from the worst.

5 1, the antelope in the mountains-not counting.

52,12 sycees-definitely

53, burning eyebrows-immediate pain

54. Song Wu sells hedgehogs-people force goods to prick their hands.

55. It rained three times a day-lack of affection.

56. Sweet-scented osmanthus on August 15th-full moon.

57. The old lady grasped the mud in her hand-squeezed it in her hand.

58. Buy a hat in a department store and try it on there.

59. Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.

60. The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.

6 1, get married on the stage-be happy for a while

There are lice on the bald head-there is nowhere to hide.

63, May 6th Ai-out of date

64. It snows in June-hard to get: hard to get.

65, the stone in the henhouse-bastard

"One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs."

67. On the first day of the first month, I held a lantern festival-I had to; Everybody's fine.

68, the old cow died-Ren Pi

69, chrysanthemum in September-a little bit into the heart

70. Wear an undershirt in winter-you know how cold and warm you are.

7 1, micro-life on the stage-gentle appearance

72. Make further progress.

"One ear is big and the other ear is small-pigs and dogs."

74. Practice swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death (shit).

75. The second child dreams of marrying a daughter-in-law-a white happy event.

76, white mouth-don't talk.

77, tiger stove treat-fine check; Good tea

78, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

79, gecko Liao door curtain-show hands

80. Guan Yunchang farts-I don't know how to blush.

8 1, it's raining heavily-looking for loopholes.

82. Crabs in winter-they won't last long.

83. the Monkey King's seventy-two changes-a variety of tricks

84. Rats cross the street-everyone shouts.

85. "A leaf in a big forest-there are not many without you."

86. Boil on turtle's ass-rotten rules (rotten turtle)

87. The fox dreams-wants to speculate (stealing chickens)

88. The old woman drinks porridge-shameless (indecent)

89. Two heads are better than one.

90, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white

9 1, two piles of eighteen brass cymbals-nine articles; I've heard his name for a long time.

92. Tang Priest Studies-Serious.

93, Wan Chunting talk-say somewhat ironic.

94. The hungry tiger came into the house-the neighbors were very upset.

95, wine without a cup-Hu (pot)

96, the tiger picks the seedlings-the longer it is, the longer it is.

97. The tower rises from the bed-the foundation is empty.

98, Zhong Xu on the stage-not afraid of ghosts.

99, the mouse fell into Tanqueray-fashionable (wet hair)

100, eating jiaozi on Dragon Boat Festival-different.

China homophonic joke two-part allegorical sayings

Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form created by working people in China since ancient times. This is a short, interesting and vivid sentence. It consists of two parts: the former part plays the role of "introduction", like a riddle, and the latter part plays the role of "backing", like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, you can understand and guess the original intention by saying the first half sentence and "resting" the second half sentence, so it is called two-part allegorical saying. Han civilization has a long history. Five thousand years of historical vicissitudes have precipitated, refined and condensed into a wonderful Chinese language art, in which two-part allegorical sayings have their unique expressive force. Give people profound thinking and enlightenment, spread through the ages. It reflects the unique customs, traditions and national culture of the Chinese nation, tastes life, understands philosophy and improves wisdom.

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

For the girl of the Zheng family-just right (Zheng He)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measure rice with a turtle cover-What sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there are no mosquitoes.

Frozen tofu-difficult to mix (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Have words (pictures) have words.

Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

Sailing on the beach-it's shallow.

Cows without horns-fake scolding (horses)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-no one can be filled.

No money to buy conch-save (suck)

A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-desperate and risky.

A blind man enters a cigarette shop-Hyundai (touching the light)

Bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot (running eggs)

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

Primary school homophonic xiehouyu jokes daquan

Primary school homophonic xiehouyu jokes daquan

1, cyclops reading-look askance.

2, silver carp head fish-big skull

Liu Beisan goes to Wollongong-please do so.

4. The hose meets a red light-unimpeded.

5, four words plus horse words-dare not scold

6, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

7, two dishes and three fish-redundant; Jade Jade

8, white cloth to make cotton-padded jacket-anyway, it's all reasonable (inside)

9. Guan Yucheng-killing people.

10, eat iron bars and cover aluminum-it's actually made of cloth.

1 1, a photo of a lady in the garbage-nonsense (painting)

12, Coptis chinensis soaked in melon seeds-bitter people (benevolence)

13, photos of ladies in the garbage-nonsense (painting)

14, Pig Bajie 36 changed-not nice.

15, socks in summer-dispensable

16, the tiger lies in the shade-lie down and play dead.

17, Guan Yu sneezes-bragging

18, newly picked chestnut ball-spindle duo

19, a piece of iron in the tofu pile-soft and hard.

20, Chunjiang plumbing-Duck Prophet

2 1, Zhuge Liang used an empty plan-as a last resort.

22, casting pearls before swine-in vain

23, August 15 lunar new year-far from it.

24, the long drought meets the rain-everyone is happy; Everybody likes it.

25, Erlang God fights the Monkey King-to change strain; You change, I change.

26, tiger stove treat-fine check; Good tea

"Horses run thousands of miles, rabbits run thousands of miles-each has his own plan."

28, ten days and nine rains-lack of affection

29, Zhang Fei debt collection-the momentum is fierce

30. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.

3 1, crooked mouth telling stories-oblique (evil) theory

Plan 32, 36-Walking is the best plan

33. Cao Cao is a meritocratic person.

34. Hanging a kettle on a telephone pole-the liquid level (bottle) is high.

35. The old lady stands guard-her position is unstable.

36. The old lady yawns endlessly (gnashing her teeth)

37, lead the wind to blow the fire-not much strength

38. Two heads are better than one.

39. Zhang Fei sleeps-don't close your eyes

40. After the Dragon Boat Festival, the cuckoo calls-out of date.

4 1, Huanglian soaked bamboo shoots-bitter.

42, dreaming of his wife-want to be eccentric

43. crossing the river with a beard-too modest

44, beard lasso-modesty (holding the beard)

45, pig eight quit to eat watermelon-take it all away.

46, water washed away the earth temple-be careful (flow)

47. There is a little turtle on the turtle's back-there are new rules on it.

48, pig eight quit to drink bad water-each has its own taste; A variety of tastes

49. The mouse fell into the boiling water pot-there was no life.

50, two generations of widows-no kung fu

5 1, lame donkey-crooked ways

52. The wind blows the clouds.

53, the cow's foot is in the basket-running the cow; Fanniu

54. The skull of a puppet show-with a pendulum

55, lame ass-crooked ways

56. The dwarf climbed the escalator step by step.

57. Liu Beisan goes to Wollongong-please do so.

58, the dumb eat broad beans-know fairly well.

59. On the first day of the first month, I held a lantern festival-I had to; Everybody's fine.

60. The wind is blowing the willows-swinging from side to side; Swing like a pendulum

6 1, August 15 eat zongzi-the timing is not right.

62, Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better.

63. There is a little turtle standing on the turtle-there are new rules on it.

64, Zhou Yu Huang Gai-wishful thinking

65. Liu Bei's visit to the thatched cottage-it's hard to ask.

66, while selling melons-while selling boast.

67. August 15th Reunion Festival-once a year.

68. Willow in spring-especially near (green)

69. Send goose feathers a thousand miles away-courtesy is light and affection is heavy

70. Monkey sweeping the floor-bright eyes

7 1, Mid-Autumn Festival has a leap in August-reunion after reunion.

72. The hungry tiger came into the house-the neighbors were very upset.

73, cyclops reading-look askance.

74. Blind people pee-no ambition

75. The Tang Priest and the monk chanted scriptures-serious.

76, Huanglian carved monk-bitter master

77. Lead sheep into the photo studio-go abroad (sheep)

78. Widows sell their children-the last resort

79, the second small shoulder beam-top this.

80, iron brush brush copper pot-every family is very hard.

Interesting homophonic fable joke

Interesting homophonic fable joke

1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.

2, it rains heavily-the war is big; Easy come, easy go.

3, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

4, bald hat-first place; Shouyiming

5, Yin De-bureaucratic AIRS (device)

6. Standing on a bamboo tube-emptiness

7. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise-how do you know your luck?

8. Couples on stage-nominally

9. Rabbits eat twist-it's crisp.

10, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

1 1. There is a sore on the mouse's tail-how much pus and blood?

12, the blind put out the fire-Hu was beaten

13, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet

14, hanging lanterns on the wheat field-the same (field)

15, watching the fire on the stage-the hot air heated the fire.

16, crooked mouth blowing trumpet-an evil (oblique) gas

17, the bomb shop caught fire-no talking (bomb)

18, the mouse fell into the boiling water pot-died.

19, foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) words

20, eunuchs don't call eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

2 1, the pig woman ate chlamydia-ate it herself; Self bite

22, big head maggot arch grinding-in vain

23, stuffy people do things-create dark energy.

24, selling bean jelly in winter-I don't know the time.

25, horns against water chestnut-a pair of traitors

26. The old monk lived in a cave-nothing (no temple).

27, three dollars to buy a riding kua (cross)

28. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

29, buy a speaker airtight-solid (stone) heart.

30. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt).

3 1, Huozi drinks rice soup-shameless (indecent)

32, bald monk-not afraid to catch braids

33. The dwarf climbed the mountain step by step.

34. broom behind the door-pick up dirty things to do.

35. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

36. Singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the ghost of death.

37, the tortoise's ass-(tortoise) rules

38. Kongming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day

39. Meet me on New Year's Day morning-hello, I'm fine.

40. The ship leaves Hong Kong-layman

4 1, the bald man turns around (picks) the flower arrangement on the skin.

42. Eat too much salt-talk idle (salty).

43, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

44, dog legs into the village-neighbors.

45, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

46, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

47, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.

48. Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

49, two generations of widows-no kung fu

50, three rooms don't open the door-monster (house)

5 1, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy

52. Broom hanging on the ass-Hao Wei (tail) is big.

53. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.

54. Yangko dancing on the cliff-I'm so happy.

55. The mouse got into the corner-waiting to die.

56. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.

57. Guandi Temple worships Guanyin-the wrong door.

58, pig eight quit lun guy-a rake.

59. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.

60. Play the lute to a cow-in vain

6 1, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

62. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

63, a thousand miles to build a long shed-no banquet will come to an end.

64, nephew looking for grandma's house-save (uncle)

65. Hua Dan on the stage-picturesque.

66. Wu Dalang caught him-beyond his power; Anti kill

67. The snipe competes with the clam, and the fisherman gains.

68. Crabs crossing the street-bullying people

69. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.

70. Ancestral leather clothing-inside and out

7 1. Paddle paste on the face-taut

72, low plate and-the deeper the plate.

73. Two more hits-that's right.

74, Wang Xifeng housekeeper-disaster.

75, fingernail palm on the knee-too far from the point (hoof)

76, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

77, pig eight quit to brag-big mouth brag

78, kaleidoscope-ever-changing

79. Chicks fight-bicker; Douzui

80, three dollars to buy a riding boast (cross)

8 1, Rats in the Library-Eating Books

82. The knives and guns on the stage are fake.

83. Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.

84. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight

85, Wu Dalang in the world-no one can guarantee.

86. A Jin Baihe fell into the sea-a day without a head.

87, enemies meet-particularly jealous

88. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.

89. The blind man heard the dog barking-there was a door.

90, grinding the mound-solid (stone) heart.

9 1, seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-bold

92, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.

93, the spoon on the throat-Tao (Tao) gas.

May 6, 1994 Ai-out of date

95, lame ass-crooked ways

96, pig eight quit to marry a wife-wishful thinking

In 1997, San Qian bought a donkey with money-Boasting Ride.

98. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.

99. The land is called the God of the City God-God is almost (called) its God.

100, bald head and hat-first place; Shouyiming