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How to fight? Please give me some simple Gong Dou models!
-At that time, I will go to Palace of Gathered Elegance and sit in the main hall. Let aunt Xuan Xinxiu enter the temple.
-Aunt Xuan Xiu, daughter Yan Yuxuan, meet her.
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
Black hair, a beaded hairpin with tassels on it. When you speak, the tassels sway. There are two silver butterflies in my ears, and my face is as charming as the moon. Eyes look bright and sultry, face is white and clean, and skin is soft and delicate. His eyebrows are long and picturesque, and his eyes twinkle like stars. There is a small mouth under the small bridge of the nose. The lips are very thin and the corners of the mouth are slightly curved, which makes me feel a little sad when I smile. The whole face is delicate and beautiful. Dignified and noble, quiet and elegant. Too pure. Tender and tender. Like a budding hibiscus, spotless. When I heard the call of Jin Guifei, I was surprised. I moved my steps lightly, took a deep breath and stepped into the hall to meet her.
Golden Imperial concubine-Saixixi
-the sound of clothes swinging, followed by a pleasant sound.
-I opened my eyes slightly and glanced at the lady who paid tribute.
-half ring, only way
-Are you Yan Yuxuan?
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
Smile at the queen, yes.
Gold imperial concubine-Xiyan
-cold and cheerless, without any emotions.
-Time out. Go ahead.
Oh? So ... how did the young master find himself?
-immediately, I took a sip of tea, put it, and listened to the girl.
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
Slightly lower eye harem 3 thousand, there are more people than me. ...
Gold imperial concubine-Xiyan
-No change in expression, just indifference, right?
-Then I looked at the woman's dress. It was cold.
-Little master's clothes ... Look up and down. It's really beautiful. Small suitcase is still modest.
-Then, a fake smile came.
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
I don't know what this means. Please tell me. ...
Gold imperial concubine-Xiyan
-look at its panic, and it has eased.
-That's all. The young master needs to dress up a little. Remember, it won't happen again
-Immediately, signal Er Qiao to give the young master a piano.
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
Slightly eased, not as nervous as just now.
Gold imperial concubine-Xiyan
-that is, can the Taoist priest play the piano?
-Then, he took the piano from Er Qiao and handed it to the young master himself, laying it flat in front of him.
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
Be indifferent to a little fur knowledge
Gold imperial concubine-Xiyan
-Right away, relieved
I wonder if I have the honor to listen to it?
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
Sit down with a little happiness. The jade finger exploded, revealing a slender white jade finger, stroking the piano face and thinking deeply. The piano sounded in vain, euphemistically but resolutely, and the ticket came like noble water and gurgling rhyme. ...
At the end of the song, I got up slowly and said that my daughter was embarrassed.
Gold imperial concubine-Xiyan
-after listening, Er Qiao went on to say
-First: What if you meet someone taller than you in the Imperial Garden?
-second: if this person sees that young master is clever and deliberately harms you, what should young master do?
-Third: If one day, you win the queen's throne, will the young master eradicate the enemies in the palace? If not, why?
Female Xiu-Yan Yuxuan
Think a little first: I will treat her respectfully and learn from her what I am inferior to. Second: I will discourage them, be emotional and rational. Number three: I won't. Because everyone is kind by nature and won't do anything that is bad for me or hurts me. If she is really better than me, she should be queen instead of me. ...
Gold imperial concubine-Xiyan
= = = = = = = = Huang Cheng = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Because the scholar-Yan Yuxuan won the hearts of the people.
The title comes from the twenty-third category: imperial women
Title: Wan means: Have both ability and political integrity, and have a glib tongue.
The residence will be determined separately.
Qin this!
Gong Dou acted like an ancient concubine.
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