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How can I tell a woman is a virgin?

The way to tell whether a woman is a virgin (the accuracy rate is 99.8)

First, from a distance,

A virgin must walk with her shoulders closed and her chest closed, and her body is very light, like a willow swaying in the wind. From the side, she must lean forward slightly and her head is slightly tilted forward, and she will never walk with her breasts. If she comes to you quietly, you are estimated to be 1% shocked. 5%

Second, a closer look

Virgins' eyebrows are almost all along the length. You can observe carefully that each eyebrow grows from the inside out, and it is absolutely correct. Some people say that the thickness of eyebrows is different, but the difference is very small. My little virgin wife is thick eyebrows, and her eyebrows are almost as thick as mine. But the kind of girl who has done it once or twice is easy to make mistakes. But for those girls who often have sex, the correct rate is 1%, but now the skill of eyebrow trimming is very high, and girls' eyebrows are all trimmed out of shape, especially the girl who shaves them off. I guess she is guilty. Oh, don't worry, there are many ways, and there are other tricks to judge. 8%

You should also carefully observe the virgin's neck. This 65% is correct, that is, the virgin's neck is almost very thin, just like a doll with a big head, so most of them are virgins with a thin neck. This should be noted that this girl should not be too thin, which is easy to make mistakes in judgment. Moreover, some girls who have done manual labor, or athletes, are not included, and their necks will be thicker. Don't separate them in this way. 65%

Virgins' breasts must be carefully looked at. But pay attention to the occasion, of course, people wear coats. It's easy to see in summer, but don't let people assume that you are a goat, that is, their breasts are generally small, and their breasts are generally like a water drop, that is, they are bulging at the bottom and a little sunken at the top. I can't describe them by myself, and the distance between their breasts is shorter, that is, they are close to each other, and their shoulders are like chest contraction, that is, they feel like holding a bamboo pole. Most virgins' buttocks are thin and flat, and there is not much meat, so I ruled out fat girls from the beginning. I don't like fat girls, and fat girls sweat a lot. It feels like ice cream in the summer sun, sticky and sloppy. I only like girls with thin waist and thin legs, and it is said from the Jade Girl Heart Sutra that a girl with thin legs and slim body will not do any harm to men even if she does it 1 times a day. Doing too much body will have an impact, but enough is enough. The standards set by our ancestors are absolutely correct. Virgins are mostly girls with poor figure. They want to have breasts but no buttocks. This is not to say that they will do the same in the future, but that they will change through sex in the future. The big place will be big, and the bulging place will be bulging. The plump place will be plump. Girls with big breasts and plump buttocks are thin. Don't pretend to be pure, but there are exceptions for those girls who used to be fat and lost weight successfully. 8%

Virgins' legs are usually thin and will be tight. Most of them don't open easily. They are basically like this when walking and sitting, but some very thin women will do the same. If her legs are very open, maybe her sister has some lesions, maybe some itching, or some other gynecological problems. But virgins don't usually get these diseases. The same is true of girls with good family education, so the correct rate is 5%

Third, close observation < P > Every virgin has a fragrance, which is different for every girl. This should be carefully tasted after she takes a bath, but the existing shampoo and shower gel will cover up her body smell, but she loves cats. She loves life, and the smell of armpits and perineum will change back in one to two days. Those places that are not virgins will be a little coquettish, because she smells like mating, which is found in all mammals, except that women smell much lighter and people's sense of smell is not very developed. If you don't believe me, you can find an erotic male dog to try. If he is bold, he may jump on him. Haha, be careful. 6%

A virgin's earlobe and behind her ear, haha, this is something that many people ignore. I find there is a lot of knowledge in it. A woman's earlobe and behind her ear is a very sensitive place. When you kiss her face, you can suddenly blow a breath here, and you can see her reaction. She will be shocked, but it is more of a tingling feeling. She will suddenly tighten her muscles and be speechless for the time being. . . 5%

A virgin loves a cat's paw. A virgin loves a cat's paw. Generally speaking, a virgin loves life, and of course, it is well developed. But there is a difference between that and a virgin, and the difference is not obvious, but it can still be identified. This virgin can't be disguised. The virgin's nipple is usually small, just a little, and it is the size of the tube of the refill of the black gel pen, and the color of the areola. The girl who has done it many times loves the cat flutter. Generally, her love life is bigger, her nipples are very big, and her areola is very dark. 9%

The virgin's membrane is actually easy to distinguish, and the fake one is always fake. It is really a kind of membrane distributed in her mouth, dark red, granular, uneven and irregular, while the fake one won't be so real, it will only be true when she has sex. Haha, 1%

You can observe the vagina of a virgin, especially the big YC. The color of a virgin is always pink, and the color is very light and shallow. Moreover, after the legs are separated, her big YC will be closed tightly, and the things inside will not leak. Not a virgin? The color is much darker, a little black, or to be exact, deep purple. When the legs are wide, the things inside leak out. 8%

Fourth, manners

First of all, when a virgin talks to a man, she usually doesn't look you in the eye. Her eyes are usually on your bus, and you can tell a yellow satin joke to see her reaction. The accuracy of this test is very low, and 3% is enough.

Fifth, carry a gun into battle

First of all, you have to take off a girl's clothes. Generally, it is difficult for a virgin to take off her clothes, and she must take them off by cajoling and cheating. This requires skills and methods, which are treated by specific people. However, it is sometimes difficult for a non-virgin to take off her clothes, but she is conscious. You have to be very insightful to see this. It's hard to tell the difference, so we won't discuss 2%.

Now it means that you have successfully removed her clothes, which requires you to be less reckless and impatient, but this requirement is a bit high. It is really difficult for a woman to do it without you. You can tease her desire bit by bit. If she is a virgin, her reaction is uncomfortable and a little confused, because it is the first time, but once she gets used to it, she will gradually become enthusiastic with your actions, pussy. You can kiss all the places on her body, and her reaction is very intense at each place, unlike non-virgins who only have strong reactions to local positions, such as mouth, love of cat's paw, love of life, and pussy. If you are willing to spend enough time doing these things, you can let her hold your little brother first, and she will hold it motionless instead of helping you fondle it. Maybe she will let go after a while. She will help you feel it boldly and bravely. Moreover, after a 3-minute foreplay, she will shed a lot of water, make her genitals wet, and want to put your little brother in her little sister more than once. The virgin will always let you guide passively instead of taking the initiative. Now it's time for you to get ready to put your brother in. First of all, I'll let you choose the traditional posture. What you should do is to take a pillow and put it under her ass. This has two advantages. First, it's easy for you to put your brother in. Second, it's good for girls and won't suffer too much trauma, because for the first time, women won't appreciate the fairy-like taste. Their most direct feeling is that It's the feeling of being cheated. You should go in slowly, don't worry too much, not a virgin. It's estimated that it will cater to you. Go in smoothly. After going in, have a good taste. You should feel whether her YD is very tight. Virgins are usually very tight, and your brother is very tight. You are unlikely to twitch very quickly. Non-virgin women are usually very loose. Oh. I forgot to mention, the premise of this is that your brother should be big enough and thick enough, with a length of 13 and a thickness of 11. Your brother can run around in it, haha, if you are not in such a hurry, just fiddle with it for two or three minutes, and then suddenly stop and don't move. If you are a virgin, she will generally not move, and she doesn't know how to do it. Instead of a virgin, she will definitely twist her ass. Afterwards, the virgin will ask what to do, and ask if she will be pregnant, but not a virgin. It must urge you to buy medicine. After you clean up the battlefield, don't worry. First, observe her genitals. The virgin's genitals are generally red and swollen, but the virgin won't. You can kiss it, and the virgin will want to come again soon. However, the virgin will not ask you to come again because of her pain, although there are some external stimuli. Of course. She will want to have a rest. If you haven't seen her true colors, you can come to a male and female riding position for a test in the second and third time. After 2 minutes of foreplay, virgins usually don't move. She will sit on you stupidly and don't know what to do. If she is not a virgin, she must be twisting wildly. . . Ha ha. . . .

You can find the difference by careful observation. Sexually, even if she controls it with her thoughts and consciousness and pretends to be like it again, her physical reaction will betray her, and her physical reaction is absolutely correct. However, it takes an experienced man to see whether it is true or not. The accuracy of the experienced one can reach 1%, and the accuracy of the inexperienced one is 8% lower.