Funny SMS jingle joke

Two funny jingle jokes

1. The most horizontal handling method when things happen.

Urgent, speak slowly;

Major events should be made clear;

Small things, said humorously;

If you are not sure, be cautious;

Don't talk nonsense about things that didn't happen;

Don't talk nonsense about what you can't do;

Hurtful words can't be said;

Hate things, words to people;

Happy. It depends on the occasion;

Don't tell everyone about the sad things;

Be careful about other people's business;

Do your own thing and listen to what you say in your heart;

Now, do it;

The future, the future;

2. Jun bought a big house, and in order to get rid of official addiction, he named the living room as the Radio and Television Hall. Name the corridor as the traffic hall; Name the research as the cultural department; Name the computer room as the Ministry of Information Industry; Name the toilet as the health department; Name the kitchen the US Food and Drug Administration; The attic greenhouse was named the Ministry of Forestry; Name the warehouse as the business department; Name the husband and wife bedroom as the Population and Family Planning Commission; Name the bedroom for the elderly as Social Security Bureau; Name the children's dormitory as the Education Bureau; Named the nanny bedroom as the labor bureau; Name the balcony the Environmental Protection Bureau; Name the courtyard in front of the building as Reclamation Bureau; Finally, a sign was hung at the door: the people's government of the autonomous region, and finally the Ministry of National Defense was missing. Where is it?

;