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It turns out that everything is a joke. Tell me about it.

First, there is such a sadness in this world. It is said that for a person, I want to love, I can't love, I want to forget, but I can't forget.

Second, I used to think that I was the kind of person who dared to love and hate. It was so cool. It was only after I loved it that I found that I couldn't let go.

Three, after breaking up, I have a thousand reasons to want to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

Fourth, delete the words line by line, and finally send them to you with a well. It doesn't matter, not all emotions should be told to you, such as my unhappiness, such as I miss you so much.

Fifth, the sincerity that has been paid is a disgusting joke.

6. Has anyone found that the longer lovers are in love, the less they talk?

7. Don't bother those who are perfunctory in answering your questions, and don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you. You will always feel uncomfortable!

If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

Nine, tears are sometimes an unspeakable happiness. Smiling is sometimes an unspeakable pain.

Ten, all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship, one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

Sincerely pay, talk about paying and talking about returning.

1. You walked in silently, but I wasn't ready. When I was ready to talk to you, you walked away silently again.

2. Love is eternal. Only when you really give your love and heart can you bloom the most beautiful fireworks in your life!

Every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, and I didn't complain. Even when I talked about it later, I could be moved.

The theory that made him devote himself to promoting its early realization will not be affected by the conclusion and destruction of all laws, but will thrive and mature day by day, just like a seed in the soil, which will still give its full grain to human beings regardless of the cold in winter and the drought in summer. Pontopedan

If you go forward, you must spread flowers all the way, because you will never go the same way again.

6. There is too much helplessness in life. Sometimes, in order to get what we want, we have to force ourselves to do things we don't like.

7. In this life, how can I be accompanied by applause? Time is fleeting, life is short, and you have hurried for decades. Why do you want to live too lonely? Give yourself a little applause at the right time, even if others sometimes don't understand?

8. Sow with language, cultivate with colored pens, irrigate with sweat, and nourish with painstaking efforts. This is the noble work of our beloved teacher.

9. Actually, I know that you are willing to pay any price for me, even if you have no dignity, just for me. There is no repetition in the world!

10, others pay for you because others are happy; You gave it to others because you wanted to. Why should you care about those who give and want to get something in return?

1 1. Sincerity cannot be exchanged for sincerity. When can you really know how to be kind to people who are good to you?

12, life has been given to us, and we must devote ourselves to life in order to get life.

13, a good student can find the teacher's mistakes, but keep silent respectfully, because it is these mistakes that are beneficial to him and put him on the road. Turgenev

14, your lecture is really colorful. Every chapter seems to open a window in front of me and let me see a colorful new world.

15, no one in this world is successful. Success is shared with others. Behind you, there will be one or several people who silently give and sacrifice themselves, such as lovers; There is no pain of two people in this world, and the pain cannot be shared with others. Some people sympathize with you, some people understand you, but only you know the pain best.

16. Feelings cannot be forced. If you treat them sincerely, you may not get your sincerity. The last one who got hurt was himself, and he got black and blue all over himself, and he had to bear heavy pressure. Knowing that the other person has betrayed love, the other person will not admit that he is wrong until he dies, but will still find opportunities to contact them, so there is no longer any defense. Even if you can stop it for a while, it doesn't make any sense. It will make you very tired.

17, a lifelong friend, this sentence has paid all my heart but I can't understand it. Twelve years, a long time, makes me feel really stupid in the past!

18. If a person only works for himself, maybe he can become a famous scholar, a great wise man and an outstanding poet.

19, I have to admit painfully that unrequited love is not love. The theme of love is giving, and I don't even have a chance to give it to you.

20. If one day, what makes you move can no longer touch you, what makes you angry can no longer irritate you, and what makes you sad can no longer make you cry, you will know what this time has given you and what you have paid for your growth.

2 1, silently waiting for that person to appear, I don't know how many people I missed.

22. Some people say that you don't know love. You haven't really experienced love. What right do you have? So what if it is? Women don't always need love.

23. Sometimes, I give and expect nothing in return. I just want to prove my sincerity, that's all.

24. If one day, what makes you move can no longer touch you, what makes you angry can no longer irritate you, and what makes you sad can no longer make you cry, you will know what this time has given you and what you have paid for your growth.

25. all you need to pay is a little tenderness in your heart, and it will be as hard as iron from now on.

26. Don't wait to be loved before you learn to give. Life is like a play, and you miss the beauty in waiting. Just like the song goes: when it's time to do it, do it. Because happiness is around you.

27. I can't say that there is gain from giving, but giving and gaining are in direct proportion. I mean, decent and regular.

28. I have always liked someone, and I really like someone. I have made efforts and actions for this. I really care about him. I care about his every move, thinking that he will be moved and he will have the slightest heart. But what I got was his indifference and low eyebrows. Sometimes throw away things that don't belong to you, and if you can't change them, give up and move on.

29, not all efforts will be rewarded, and paying for the return will never be rewarded!

I don't need everyone to love me, and I don't need flowers in full bloom. I just want your insignificant concern.

3 1, the amount of life is calculated by time, and the value of life is calculated by contribution.

32. Everyone is right. Not so many people are worth your efforts, especially those who will distort you. Stay away. Give yourself and you won't die.

33. Teacher, if you are compared to a clam, then the students are the sand in the clam; You lick it with love, grind it, soak it and wash it for many years, and the sand turns into pearls and shines.

34. Emotional efforts may not always have results. I have given my tadpole, and there may not be any frogs.

35. Not everyone in life will be really nice to you. If there is, then cherish it, because nothing can change the kindness from the heart. Don't wait until you lose it to feel that you should cherish it.

36. The night quietly bloomed, but the day received thanks. Tagore

37. Heroism lies in sacrificing oneself for faith and truth. tolstoy

38. Doing good is an unconscious sowing. anonymous

Memories are always so beautiful. Being alone means remembering your own experiences and thinking about friends far away. Youth has too much sadness, too much melancholy and too much emotion. Slowly in the corner, I remembered the years when I was with my youth. Naive? Is it funny?

40. When can you come to my world? When can I really feel your presence?

4 1, I will wipe my tears when I cry dizzy. I know I am sad because I am unloved, unloved and abandoned. I am sad that there is no one to accompany me to walk the rest of the way. He doesn't care that I think of these things. I feel sad and funny. One person's heart can't be exchanged for another. There's nothing I can do. People don't love me at all I just don't love it. Nothing else. I want to sleep.

42. After work, I feel more and more that some things and relationships have really changed, and sincerity can't be exchanged for others' sincerity.

Since I really can't change my heart, don't blame me for being hypocritical to you!

44, humble to please others, will only be ignored by others, this world is not treated equally, really can not get real respect, wake up, don't be silly.

45. People who light candles to illuminate others will not bring darkness to themselves. Jefferson

46. The living need charity more than the dead. Arnold

47. I don't regret letting go, so I always work hard. If I can't get a sincere friend, I won't care anymore!

48. I'm talking about sober madness, but I'm doing rational stupidity. I like to pay for nothing and look forward to a bleak future.

49. If life can give me a choice, I hope it will be sunny, and I hope to follow my heart without hesitation. People always tell me I'm afraid, and no one asks me if I'm afraid. I always feel that there is no opponent in life, so I often oppose myself. So many things I don't want can't get a solid arm. If you want to hold your head high, thank you for appearing in my plain world.

50, we pay the sweat and get the reward; Give your heart and get love; Pay the price and gain experience; Work hard and grow. Life is not an equivalent exchange, so don't haggle over everything.

5 1. Only when people devote themselves to society can we find the meaning of that short and risky life.

52. We are all stupid. We expected this result long ago, but we didn't regret it in the end. We are really big fools, and would rather give up everything for fragile love, even if all we get is the most heartbreaking separation.

53. In life, there is actually a lamp in everyone's heart. No matter what setbacks and darkness you encounter, it is important that faith cannot be erased.

54. Like a lighthouse, light the road with fire for all those who can't sail at night.

55. True love is not to love for love, but to love in return, but to pay for someone silently without asking for anything in return.

56. When your efforts are rewarded! But there is the same and only return, and every effort may not be rewarded.

57. Today, I pushed my mother to the barber shop for a haircut. Mom is very energetic after cutting her hair. May mom live a long and healthy life. No matter how others run, I believe that good people are rewarded. I can't figure out what I did wrong. People are still very confident. We are too honest, there is nothing we can do. Why can't you exchange so much for sincerity? I don't understand, alas!

58. Giving is not always rewarded. I think this is what people who have no clear goals say. Another is that the reward you want is actually not enough.

59. You are not an actor, but you caught our hungry eyes. You are not a singer, but let the clear spring of knowledge tinkle and sing charming songs; You are not a sculptor, but you are shaping the souls of young people. How can I forget you? .

60. People will not pay for it; Giving is itself a great pleasure.

6 1, I just want to hide quietly in my room, under the quilt, and miss you silently. I would like to miss you silently and obediently.

Since you hate me, leave me alone. Now that you have hurt me, don't bother me again.

63. You should make others' lives better because of your existence.

64, 5 turned out to be such a terrible person, but unfortunately I was blind in those years and only thought he was the best among thousands of people.

65. On the issue of love, no one is right or wrong. Love is just a fate. Fate gathers and ends. It is a precious and inexhaustible reason to get married and stay together forever.

66. On this barren shore, she is like a flower, growing silently in the dark, opening silently and growing old silently. She will use her body as a cage to imprison the devil until death comes.

67. Sages don't mourn their physical death, but worry about their country's decline. Su Xun

68. How expensive it is to make any valuable work, and it will take a lifetime!

69. I thought this bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.

70. People need to have a heart that sacrifices their own selfish interests.

7 1, short-term communication depends on temper, long-term communication depends on virtue, and lifelong communication depends on character. Don't take chances, hypocrisy will never buy sincerity.

72. History regards those who strive for lofty goals and thus make themselves noble as great men; Experience praises the person who makes the most people happy as the happiest person. Marx

73. A person without dedication can never achieve great things.

Those who leave me, I will never give you a second chance, and those who silently pay for me, I will never let you fall.

75. Without the nourishment of your thoughts, how can so many beautiful flowers of the soul bloom? Teacher, the engineer of human soul, who won't praise you!

76. You can have snacks in the future. You can't get real feelings from others. I swear that I will only love one person in the future, even if he is a bandit.

77. Other people's lives seem brilliant, and their own mentality is the most important. You know, giving and getting are in direct proportion to a certain extent. If you pay, you may get it. If you don't pay, you won't get it.

78. If you want others to be nice to you, you have to pay first. Even if your efforts may not be rewarded, at least you are worthy of your heart. Because I did it, my heart is safe. You won't leave too many regrets.

79. There are many friends to play with. How many real heart-to-heart friends can there be?

80. Sincerity can't be exchanged for sincerity. Kind people will always get better and better. People with low emotional intelligence, people who think they are smart, people who are jealous of the rich and laugh at the poor will always lose a lot of beauty. Being a genius is the fairest. Forget unhappy people and things, they are nothing and can't affect you. Good people are getting more and more successful, and bad people are still standing still or even worse. It's nobody's fault, you deserve it. You are the best! I'm still very happy to receive a few express calls.

8 1, you always take care of others, who will take care of you ~ Suddenly I feel so heartbroken that my heart can't be exchanged for mine ~ One day, I can't hide my strong support. I am tired and wronged, and I will go on tomorrow. Even if it is not what you want, I can't change anything ~ ~ Why do you hurt each other in the cold winter?

You must remember that you should always be happy to give more to others and take less from others. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

83. Mom said: Except me and your future wife, no one deserves you to pay too much. Pay for me, because I gave you love for the first half of my life, and pay for your wife, because she will give me love for the second half of my life.

I cried when I decided to give up on you. My tears proved my heart. If you can give up someone easily, have you really loved them? Time is the best healer of emotional injury! What is courage? Crying for your love.

85, but all beings are full, not too tired to lie down. Li gang

86. When the emperor went out to war, I was stabbed a lot. Who has no surging patriotic enthusiasm? But reason thinks that such behavior is the next move, but fortunately, the netizens who participated in the war are of high quality, organized and disciplined, and it is not too shameful. The overly dominant way causes not only resistance, but also fear, which can never be exchanged for sincerity. So, is this really good? Do it once in a while Do children know enough about the word "historical problem"?

The value of life is measured by what people are doing now.

In order to succeed, you must pay the price. If you pay the price, you will succeed.

89. There is always something worth paying for in life. Teachers pay, students gain. What the teacher wants is such an unfair result.

90. Only when there are extraordinary people can there be extraordinary things. Only when there are extraordinary things can there be extraordinary achievements. Sima Xiangru

9 1. Buried roots let the branches bear fruit without asking for anything in return.

92. For so many years, I have been learning one thing, that is, I don't look back, I only regret what I didn't do, and I don't regret what I did. Every step of life needs to pay a price. I got what I wanted and lost what I didn't want to lose. But all the people in this world, who is not like this?

93. When you fall asleep, you wake up crying. This is birth. Crying myself to sleep. This is life. Laugh if you want, and cry if you want. Many people spend their lives like this. Tears are proof of life. Smile is the direction of life. So everyone's pursuit of happiness is: crying and laughing.

If we want to make friends, we must do something for others first, which requires time, effort, consideration and dedication. Carnegie

95. When the leaves fell quietly, I suddenly remembered your warm face. I don't want to say goodbye, I don't want to leave you, I want to be with you.

96. Life is debt-free. Others pay for you because others are happy; You gave it to others because you wanted to.

97. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we have hurt each other and we can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

98. Father's love is a sea, which makes your soul kind and tolerant even if it encounters lightning and thunder.

99. Life has told me again and again that sincerity can't be exchanged for sincerity. It's all jokes.

100, if you give your heart, you will get your heart, but you may also get the most thorough damage. Keep your distance, you can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.

Beautiful love that breaks your heart. Tell me about the beautiful love that broke your heart.

1. You don't have to panic, so you have time to make yourself better. Some people meet love at 35, which is a good age, and some people meet love at 70, which is also a good age. You lived once, you have a good reason, your heart is beating, your blood is pouring, which is interesting.

There are many things in life that need to be compromised, but every time you stick to one thing, you will find yourself really alive, crying, hurting and failing. I hope you will spare no effort to love this thing, even if you will be depressed in the end.

I won't love you 100%. If you don't want to see me, I will hide myself silently. Of course, I won't come to you unscrupulously, invade your territory unscrupulously, and leave you alone. I love you and respect you more. Respect you to avoid me, respect you to love others, respect you to advance and retreat.

Up to now, all my income comes from my initial desire, from the beauty that I can't touch in the world that once caught my eye and made me want, yearn for and put it into practice.

You are still so young, and the future is obviously infinite. You will know later that your world will not be confined to the city where you live, and you will continue to expand your field and strive to become a great person.

6. I don't like everything that time represents. Time never keeps good things, but only engraves the worst things in your mind.

7. The night is gentle and wraps me. When I walk through every road, I imagine you are always here. I think you are in my blood, and my thoughts are about you.

8. I often think of you for no reason, and I even understand that this association has nothing to do with missing or love. The moments I can grasp about you from my memory are extremely short and tiny, and it is increasingly difficult to connect into a complete whole. When I think of you, everything is too vague to ponder.

9. I can't remember how long I haven't said I love you. I used to think that what happened between you and me was just the misunderstanding of some ordinary people and the dissatisfaction brought by distance. Then I realized that I was just being whimsical. When I say I love you, you respond to me warmly, and then more things related to disappointment are crushed.

10. I love you like a plea, and I humbly save you. You let me go home alone for countless nights, and the drunkenness has hit my brain. I turned on my cell phone and turned it off again. My repeated actions make me doubt that I am a fool, but I can't give up being your prisoner.

1 1. Love is not just superficial. I remember everything about you, but all your frown and dissatisfaction are attributed to my own mistake. Love itself is disappointing.

12. I'm sorry too. Maybe as you said, people who haven't waited will never feel that their legs can't bend after standing for a long time.

13. I know I should forgive you. It's not that you don't love me, nor that you don't care about me. You just haven't understood my distress signal yet. You don't understand what I'm sorry for. You've never been on the same side as me. We can only love each other so estranged, and I can't come to you when I am weak. It's so sad.

14. I seldom say that I am waiting for you today. I will only turn on my mobile phone from time to time at work to see if there is any new news, and I will only inadvertently click on your Weibo to see if you have updated the news, and I will only think of you every casual time. I won't wait for you. I get used to having you when I have nothing to do in my daily life.

We all forget to give us sincere and lonely love words.

From beautiful encounter to infatuated love, from romance of love at first sight to agreement of life and death.

Waiting is not because that person will come back, but because there is still love.

Remembering doesn't mean eternity, and forgetting doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Those who once said that they would never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Sadness broke out at the end of the curtain, when the residual pain faded.

Only when you lose it can you know how to cherish it. That's just an excuse for sadness.

I just want to be with you simply.

The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

Time can make a broken heart forget, but it can't heal.

You are all to me, but you broke free from the shackles of love.

Commitment-is what a liar says to a fool.

It's so sad, but sometimes I miss it.

From then on, after crying, forget what you forget and leave no memories.

Once we forgot time because of love, now we forget love with time.

All I miss is a simple name, a simple meeting.

No one is right or wrong in love, but we all forget to give our heart.

Sometimes, obviously injured, but still persistent refused to leave.

The lamp of life is lit by enthusiasm, and the boat of life is moved forward by hard work.

We always have endless work, endless grievances, endless fatness, endless uncles and endless scolding. This is life.

Once you learn to break the jar, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friend list like dead people, occasionally cheating the body and changing the epitaph from time to time.

I don't really want to eat, but my mouth wants to forgive.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes, but you made me do it!

No matter how good the past is, there are more memories and the taste is weak.

In an uncertain era, we always love too early and give up too fast. Make a promise easily, but don't want to wait for the result.

Let's go hand in hand.

If someone asks, can I chase you? What's a better answer? Why are you chasing me? I'm not emergency syrup. . .