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What is the experience of being a boring person?
I often talk about the sky to death, I don't know what I'm talking about, it's illogical, dry and without a trace of color. They are all topics, and the words are not in place. They also say that others are bored and their interest is declining. Then I thought, ah, I'm talking about God again.
I can't tell any humorous jokes, which are boring and boring, and my parents' generation is not interested. I memorized some jokes for this purpose, or highlighted books on how to improve communication skills, but it was useless.
In a group of people, I tried to talk about some funny homework, but I couldn't get to the point. I smiled like a robot first, and the world waited for a long time. Ah, scattered? Never dare to tell any jokes again.
I can't find any fun from dinner, communication meetings and other activities. I just eat, drink and listen to our jokes. Ha ha ha ha, it's my turn to say something. I ha ha ha, nothing, no interesting homework.
Spare time activities are limited. There is no money to go out and run, and one has to consider too many security issues. High-powered photos that can rarely be published in the circle of friends wander around where they can run, and then they are boring and don't go out. They stay in the basic daily circle and repeat it back and forth every day.
I don't have many hobbies, and I don't like fitness. At most, I like riding a bike, occasionally playing light ball games, buying beautiful rackets and a set of sportswear from head to toe, and putting them in the closet.
If you don't have classes on weekdays, get into bed or sit at your desk reading and writing. If you are not creative, you will be tired of reading, have nothing to eat and have no internet, and you will be bored. It's okay to just sit staring at the wall for hours. There are few communication websites, and friends circle and Zhihu brush Weibo occasionally, but nothing else. The memory of mobile phone is too small to hold several apps, and few people know it.
I don't like watching plays, and I don't like idolization. The girls are addicted to this husband and that husband. Maybe they like a band that chases from south to north. I can't. I don't have anyone in particular. Growing up, I couldn't have any interest in a person who lives on the screen. What's the new play recently? It's hot again I heard it from my roommate's second-hand news, and it has become very popular online.
There are few leisure days. In the circle of friends, one goes to the concert and the other to the opera and drama, so I don't want to see this exhibition or that exhibition. I've never seen it, or even rarely seen a movie. I saw a movie once when I was a freshman:) There are five kinds of bread, ten kinds of steamed bread and four kinds of porridge for breakfast. I only eat tea eggs wrapped in cream every day, and I don't want to take any other exams. It's troublesome, even if it's two years, I can't stand it. It is so boring.
Just one style of clothes, buy five skirts, the same style, different colors. Even if the coat has different colors and styles, it still feels the same. When I like green, I buy all green things. When I love blue, I am blue from head to toe. I only use one color lipstick all year round, nothing new. I don't wear any menstrual color, probably because I'm poor.
The hairstyle remains unchanged for thousands of years, and this color is popular. I don't want to change it at all, even if I am tired of watching it. It's disgusting. Even calligraphy has a permanent font. The calligraphy teacher asked, Why are you still practicing Yan Zhenqing? You practice regular script more than others.
I said, oh, next time I will always write the same font and the same person, even if the color and style of the copybook are different, the teacher said, you are too restrained. I have used the word "constraint" for one semester, so let me change it and write my own flavor. I said, oh, continue to write a few identical ones next time, and I can't see who will come first.
Writing an article is just a style. Prose is sour, novels are Mary Su's, and prose is messy. Want to change, write something, write every day, all around themselves, have no imagination at all.
Not many friends, even fewer friends of the opposite sex. We know who has this and who has that every day. I really admire it. How can I play with us? What can I play? I can't tell jokes, nor can I tell dirty jokes. I want to. I always talk nonsense when I open my mouth.
This is a boring me, super boring.
Sometimes I can realize my dryness and I can't help it. what can I do? I don't want to. Then you have to endure it and inform yourself that you are bored. Don't get angry just because others think you are bored, that's all.
I really admire those funny people. Although I don't know how to be funny, I will never be like me.
It's really funny now. If you don't laugh, you can't keep up with fashion, you can't get men, you can't get girls, and your language skills are not good. Damn it.
As for a boring person like me, it is suitable to sit at a desk with a meat cleaver day after day, year after year. Ah, it's more boring and sad not to see anyone or talk.
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