Do you have any fun jokes? Who has fun brain teasers?

Super funny joke Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke? Boy A: Don’t smoke. ``Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries. `Boy A naturally stretched out his two fingers and took it... Teacher: Don't suck? ! Call parents... [Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy B: No. Teacher: Don’t smoke? Well, let's eat some root fries. b After hearing what a said, he took the fries very carefully with his palm. Teacher: Why don’t you dip it in ketchup? b I accidentally dipped it in too much, so I flicked it with my fingers immediately... Teacher: You are very skilled in flicking the ash. Call parents... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy C: Don’t smoke. Teacher: No, okay, let’s eat some French fries. c Because of the previous two examples, I finished eating the fries very carefully and sweating. Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates? c After taking the fries, he put it on his ear... Teacher: Don't suck it? Call parents... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy d: Don’t smoke. Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries. d finished the fries with fear. Teacher: Why don’t you take the roots back to your classmates? d carefully put the chips into his coat pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here! d Quickly took out the chips from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping them hard with his feet... Teacher: Don’t suck? ! Call parents... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy e: No, Teacher: Very good, let’s eat French fries. e Just took the fries, and the teacher said: Won’t you treat me to some? e quickly handed over the fries with both hands, and then took out the lighter... Teacher: Don't smoke? ! Call parents... [Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy f: Don’t smoke. Teacher: Very good, let’s eat some French fries. f finished eating with fear. Teacher: Suddenly he shouted: The principal is here! f His palms were sweating, but he still lowered his head calmly and said: Hello, principal! Teacher: The principal will smell your mouth. f took out the French fries: No, it’s still here, the fire hasn’t even started yet... [Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Boy g: Promise to God, I will never smoke. Teacher: You really don’t want to smoke? OK, let's eat some root fries. g took the fries very naturally and ate them all. Teacher: What a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? g (getting carried away): Greater China... [Scene 8] Teacher: Let’s eat French fries. Boy n: Thank you, no. Teacher:......