Interesting literary jokes

1. The sewer is very depressed and asks: I can't figure it out! So it got stuck. . .

2. Tomb-Sweeping Day's most taboo words are: "Do I sweep you or do you sweep me?"

3. Why can so many people make money by emotional counseling? Because when I look at the case of a woman in tears, I will definitely think: Wow, that's stupid, there is no cure. They are so stupid that it must be easy to cheat money.

Maybe there are little robots behind the birds. They sat on the wire to charge.

I hope you can eat whatever you want and do whatever you want. After all, you are old and have a bad memory!

Seeing that all my peers have children, I began to worry that I am not only a socially meaningless person, but also a physically meaningless person.

Seven. "We always do. One thinks we won't leave, and the other thinks we will stay. " Aunt Zhang, who sells clothes, said to the bargainer. . .

Eight. Man is really a strange creature. After two people get along to a certain extent, the one with small breasts will want to touch the one with big breasts.

9. A cruel reality is that you decide that the stupid bird will fly first, and others will beat you after two somersaults.

There are fewer and fewer experts, because they are all caught by CCTV to make small pots of tea.

1 1. My mother made me a cup of coffee and I praised her. She said, I know you like what mom makes.

The less time you spend on your cell phone before going to bed, the first

You have to spend more time playing after working for two days.

13. I don't know when I will be blessed. It is said that some people put on weight but pretend not to know.

Fourteen. "Christmas is coming, I want to go out to play." Say that finish, cannibal sheik carrying a big bag of hearts, went out to send welfare.

15. "Nothing is hard to do. What's the next sentence?" "Only this lady!