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Chai Yao Porcelain Pieces and Jade Clothes [Lao Ge tells stories]

There were five famous kilns in ancient China: Chai Kiln, Ru Kiln, Guan Kiln, Ge Kiln and Ding Kiln. Among them, Chai Kiln ranks first among the five kilns. Fired in the early years of Zhou Xiande after the Five Dynasties, Chai Yao porcelain came from Zhengzhou, Henan Province at that time. Because the surname was Chai at that time, it was called Chai Kiln, and it was also called Imperial Kiln at that time. It has been called Chai Kiln since the Song Dynasty. The porcelain in Chai Kiln is as blue as the sky, as bright as a mirror, as thin as paper and as loud as a chime. Moist and delicate, with delicate lines and refined colors. As the tallest kiln in ancient times, there has always been a saying that "a piece of wood is worth a thousand dollars". In the Qing Dynasty, a man brought several pieces of porcelain, called Chai Kiln Porcelain, which sold for several hundred taels of silver and was said to be embedded in a helmet. In war, they are invulnerable and can make firearms. But no one knows whether what he said is true or not. Ji Xiaolan saw it. Ji Xiaolan said to the porcelain seller, "In that case, why not hang this object with a rope and hit it with a lead bullet?" . If you set a fire, it won't break, and the value of several hundred taels of silver is not much; If it is broken, the idea of setting fire is false, and you can't ask for hundreds of taels of silver. The seller refused to try and said, "Sir, you are not good at appreciation. Talking nonsense here is really disappointing. " Say that finish and put away the porcelain quickly. Later, Ji Xiaolan heard that these porcelains were sold to a noble family, and they actually got one hundred and twenty pieces of silver. Ji Xiaolan said: A gentleman can be persuaded by just reasons, but can't he be deceived by unreasonable things? The gun went on the rampage like a thunderbolt. Can a tile resist it? And after a storm comes a calm, but the glaze color is delicate. It's made by people, not magic. Why is the broken slag still so energetic? Ji Xiaolan wrote "Old Songs of Wayan" and said, "The Tongque Terrace has been completely destroyed. Why are there so many tiles left? " The scribes are curious and self-aware. "Chai's magnetic porcelain is this. Ge said that Ji Yun (Ji Xiaolan), known as "Kouga with an iron mouth", was more than enough to deal with a charlatan. But rich people insist on taking money to buy a fake sven, which is arty and you can't help it. The liar is not at home yet. To put it another way, if he has this firewood kiln porcelain on him, all poisons will not invade, and ghosts and gods will be difficult to commit; With this porcelain at home, there is no fire and water disaster, and there is a hundred blessings. So wait, let it die without verification. Invite one or two famous people to raise money and be a child care worker. You may get more than one hundred taels of money, even thousands. Don't think your brother's jokes are true in real life. In 2003, a swindler in Beijing, with the help of top experts in China, made the biggest fraud case in the collection field-the case of gold thread and jade clothes, and cheated more than 500 million yuan! This swindler is a civilian in Huzhou, Zhejiang. He graduated from junior high school and started by buying clothes. He collected some jade articles in his hometown with less than 20,000 yuan, and found a person. He is the director of the appraisal committee of Beijing Zhongboya Cultural Relics Appraisal Center, and he is a special appraisal expert of the TV station Jianbao program. They colluded with each other, forged a set of "golden jade clothes", and then found five top experts to identify it, saying that this "golden jade clothes" is a genuine national treasure, worth 2.4 billion. Relying on this "national treasure", I cheated the bank governor and others and got hundreds of millions of loans from the bank. After the incident was revealed, it was sentenced to life, and the bank could not recover 547.68 million, but the expert was safe and sound.