The funniest joke in the world

One of the funniest jokes in the world:

Six classic jokes:

1, Lao Zhang gave a report: "Comrades, my low-level speech is like a sheep taking a shit." The audience burst into laughter at once. He went on to say, "Please forgive me if it is not to everyone's taste." Hearing this, he was dumbfounded.

The boss has a habit of recognizing only the seat on the left in the back row by car. This time it was a new driver. He took the initiative to open the right door for the boss, and then quickly got into the driver's seat, ready to go. The boss is very busy, he is on the phone, and after the call, he finds it on the right side of the car, just? Bang? Slam the door and try to get on the bus from the back to the left. Driver, did you hear that? Huh? Thinking that the boss has got on the bus, step on the gas pedal quickly. After driving for two kilometers, the driver felt that there had been no movement behind him. He looked at it carefully and couldn't help but get a fright: hey! The boss can be invisible!

3. Moon cakes fell in love with steamed bread and chased it crazily. But the steamed bread always refuses. Finally, the moon cake can't help asking the steamed bread: Why do you always refuse me? Steamed bread said:? My mom says your stomach is full of huahuachangzi! ?

4. The wife and the concubine contend, and the husband loves the concubine and deliberately scolds:? I might as well kill you in order not to annoy her. ?

After hearing what her husband said, I cried and fled back to my room, and her husband chased me with a knife.

The wife thought that her husband really went to kill the concubines, and then went to see them, only to see them having sex.

The wife said:? Cry loudly, if you kill me like this, kill me first! ?

The nurse should give the chef an injection. The cook looked back and was frightened. Why are the needles so big?

Nurse:? You give me a spoon, I'll give you a big needle for injection, so that people won't say I get back at you ...?

6. A passerby asked the beggar: Why are you begging?

Beggar:? Because I need money to buy wine. ?

Passerby:? Then why are you drinking?

Beggar:? Don't dare to beg you until you drink. ?

The funniest joke in the world:

14 to 18 women are like Africa, some are undeveloped virgin land, and some have been explored; 18-24-year-old women are like Australia, and developed places are highly developed; Women aged 24-30, like North America, are highly skilled but constantly pursuing new technologies; Women aged 30-35 are like Asia, mysterious, quiet and moist; 35-45-year-old women, like Europe, retain an ancient civilization, but some places are quite interesting. Women between 45 and 65 are like Antarctica. Everyone knows that there is such a place, but no one is interested.

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? The above version is based on continents, and there is a more interesting version that directly describes the country?

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? 15- 18-year-old women are like China or Iranian. Great potential and rapid development, but not yet completed? Reform and opening up? ; 2 1-30-year-old female, such as the United States or Japan. The potential has been fully tapped, highly developed, and bilateral opening up has been vigorously implemented, especially for introducing foreign capital and developing automobile import trade; Women aged 30-35 are like France or Spain. Enthusiastic and unrestrained, relaxed and freehand, easily confused by their own good side, narcissism; Women aged 35-40 like Argentina. More than half of them were destroyed? War? , but still a kind of warmth and ideal? A tourist resort? ; Women aged 40-50 like Yugoslavia or Iraq. Almost destroyed by the war, all day long for all kinds of mistakes in the past. For them, large-scale self-reconstruction is very necessary; Women before the age of 50-60 are similar to those in Russia and Canada. Broad, quiet and boundless, but the cold climate makes people stay away from it; Women aged 60-70 like Britain or outer Mongolia. Have a glorious past, but can not look forward to the future; Women over 70, like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but nobody wants to go.

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