On Children's Day, two people cross talk.

B: Huh? Festival? What festival? Is today your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Bring a red envelope!

A: What a mess! His birthday has already passed!

Oh, it's not your birthday! So what day is it today?

No way. You don't even know what day it is.

Why should I know? Is today important?

A: Of course! This is a holiday for all of us.

Oh, I see, today is National Day!

A: Ah, it's not 1 October1day yet.

B: That's Women's Day! Let us wish all mothers in the world a happy holiday.

(singing: mom, mom, honey ...)

A: Wait, wait, wait. Wrong again!

Is that labor day?

A: (Laughter) Did the 7-day long holiday of 5. 1 make you sleepy? (touching each other's forehead)

B: Go, go, you are so stupid! Isn't today Children's Day?

A: Ah! Are you kidding? ! ! !

B: I won't fool you. How can students laugh?

A: Ah! I'm a clown?

B: Look at your figure. You are not a clown. Are you an elephant?

A: Well, well, I won't argue with you on the big holiday! Let's wish all the students a happy holiday!

Yes, but I can't!

A: Ah! What are you up to?

B: There are activities at school during the day. What can I do without me?

A: How about the evening?

Guess what I'm doing?

A: A rare holiday. You must watch TV!

B: vulgar! Your score is too low!

Ah, your score is very high. How tall are you?

B: You're welcome. I'm only a mile tall.

A: Ah! You are a star! No respect! No respect!

It's nothing. It's just an occasional show or something It is rare to show your face on the screen! In fact, you can too!

A: Me? May I?

B: Of course! Let the vast number of young friends have a look: look at this little head, smarter than a smart rest,

Look at this little mouth. More beautiful than a flower fairy. Look at these little eyes. ...

A: Please, stop. Besides, I'm almost a Japanese!

B: She's a super beauty anyway!

A: I won't tease you! How can I be so good? I make people blush!

However, male students usually call me cherry maruko.

B: (Secretly: Is she a cherry ball? I'm still taro watermelon! )

Great! I really found the right person today. Come on, let's go to the TV station. (Pull by hand)

A: Hey, hey, don't pull me yet. I have to ask you first.

B: Is there anything else to ask? It is you! We have to hurry!

A: Your family doesn't own a TV station. Your dad is a big star. Who will let me in as a pupil?

Yo, you don't believe me, do you?

Yes, one of our pupils wants to be on TV, so Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse have long been unemployed? Let me guess. People won't even let me in the gate.

B: Then let's talk to the doorman's uncle!

A: Say it well? Do you want me to die in the street like a beggar: "Uncle, have pity on me, please pull, I won't live if you don't let me in!" "

That's because they are used by bad people. We don't have to be so miserable!

What should we say? We can only say, "Uncle, let's go in! We're not young, we're over 20!

B: Huh? Over 20?

A: Yes, two people together!

Do you still think he is senile?

A: Then he said, "Uncle, if you let me in, I will give you a big bottle of Wahaha." ? Drink my Wahaha,

The food is sweet. Mom, I want to-wow, ha ha!

Look at you. You are not famous yet. You advertise like a star! I'm telling you, it's not necessary!

A: Can I really get into the TV station?

B: Nonsense, to tell the truth, we are the hosts of today's "June 1st" gala!

A: Hey! We can also be hosts?

Sure, why not? My hair is longer than that of Li Yong, and my Mandarin is 100 times higher than that of Liu Yiwei. Why not?

So what will happen this year?

B: Listen to me this year.

A: Huh? Are you still the chief director?

B: that's not worth it! Last month, I wrote a letter to the TV station asking for the opinions of my classmates.

Talk about our thoughts and ideas in detail, alas! Guess what, people really adopted it!

Really?

B: They all praised me for my courage to participate, and also said that I have a sense of reform and innovative spirit. That's amazing! Small ambition is big!

A: Wow! Students, let's applaud our big star!

B: (takes a sausage out of his pocket as a microphone) Thank you, thank you! Everybody's applause! I must do better than Sister Juping!

A: Hey! It really is like that!

B: (takes a bite) Ah! It tastes great!

A: Cough, cough! Why did you eat first? Tell me about the "June 1" party!

B: The main idea is that the big studio should be decorated into a beautiful fairy tale world. There are hundreds of birds forests, colorful wooden houses, exotic flowers and grasses, glass palaces and all kinds of big building blocks, which are shining with wonderful aura and colors under the changing computer lights.

A: It's really beautiful!

B: With classic children's songs from all over the world, it's really poetic!

A: The stage must be beautiful, too, right?

B: Of course! They are all the best schemes selected from the designs of small painters in various countries, and then integrated together.

Wow! That's simply beautiful! It is easy to get lost if you are not careful!

What's on at the party?

B: Wow! That's great! Let me introduce the cast first.

A: Who's there?

B: Here is the hero chorus "Singing the Motherland" in one hundred patriotic movies, which is performed by 65,438+000 young actors.

A: Good! Carry forward the patriotic tradition and strive for the rejuvenation of China!

B: This is a large-scale song and dance program "Our Festival" performed by famous cartoon actors at home and abroad, such as the Monkey King, Snow White, Magic Pen Ma Liang, Xiao Sanmao, Flower Fairy, Huluwa, Black Cat Sheriff, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Smurfs, Transformers, Doraemon and Crayon Shinchan.

A: Good! It symbolizes the world children's grand meeting!

B: There are small chorus, small ensemble, small dance, sketch, small acrobatics, small martial arts, small cross talk and small drama.

Magic, games ... Anyway, you can do anything but pee!

A: Nonsense!

B: There are also young reporters interviewing the top ten teenagers. The host invited our space hero Uncle Yang Liwei to meet with you.

Children thank parents, teachers and children artists who have worked hard day and night for our healthy growth!

A: Yes! Should, should!

B: Children's representatives from poor areas are also invited to take the stage to accept our holiday gifts and blessings.

We are hand in hand and heart in heart.

B: Young calligraphers, painters, photographers, poets and inventors perform live!

A: What a rich program!

B: Yes, the applause at the scene is definitely louder than snoring!

Who are the guests invited to the party?

B: Leaders and celebrities from all over the world are here! Even Grandpa Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, is here.

Unfortunately, three important people are missing.

Who's missing?

President George W. Bush of the United States.

What a big shelf this old boy has!

B: What! I was burned in the backyard by the Iraq war.

How can you come and play with us?

A: Who else is there?

B: Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein!

His house caught fire, too?

Your house is on fire! Our old comrade-in-arms Lisa is on trial at the International Court of Justice! Besides, George W. Bush is not allowed to come!

A: Hey! What a pity! Who's the other one?

That is the famous terrorist leader-bin Laden!

A: It should be bin Laden, right?

B: It's all the same anyway.

What happened to him?

B: At present, I am hiding in a cave. If I call him, he won't even answer, and he doesn't know the address when he writes!

We really don't know how to contact him!

A: He'd better not come!

B: Why?

A: When he comes, there are only two people left in the big studio!

B: Where did everyone go?

A: At the sight of old bin Laden, he ran away!

B: Then why is there another one?

A: That's the big star!

B: Who is it?

A: Isn't the host not afraid of death?

B: Ah! It's me ! !

A: Who else is there?

B: I won't do it! I'd better run quickly!

There is not much homework for cross talk script today.

Answer: (Make a heavy schoolbag and sing in the tune of Snow Song)

When the sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me. ...

Hey, what are you so happy about! Le?

A: (surprised) Ah, it's you. Haven't seen you for a long time.

B: Long time no see. What's on your back?

school bag What happened?

School bag, why is it so heavy?

There are so many books. Can they be light?

What books do you have?

Answer: Chinese books, Chinese learning guidance, Chinese target detection, Chinese standard practice, Chinese unit test, Chinese reading training; Mathematics book, mathematics learning guidance, mathematics target detection, mathematics standard practice ...

B: (impatiently interrupting) Stop, stop, so there are forty or fifty books in seven subjects.

A: Nothing. In addition, the teacher asked us to go to the bookstore to buy a guide for the senior high school entrance examination.

B: Isn't your school trying out quality education?

Yes, am I not singing? Quality education requires every student to learn to sing, do gymnastics and draw. ...

B: So you sing on the road after school?

A: Of course, I am very happy. I want to have fun, because there is too little homework tonight.

B: How many?

Answer: There is only one composition and one diary in Chinese, only 14 geometric proof questions in mathematics, seven calculation questions in chemistry, two English texts, five questions and answers in history and politics. ...

B: (Interrupting) Less!

A: Much less than usual. I intend to finish it before twelve o'clock tonight.

Hey, stop it. Let me ask you something. Do you seem to have gained weight? Really? We do exercises between classes every day.

B: (Look carefully) I think you just put on weight around your eyes.

A: You don't understand this. It is called making some areas rich first, driving other areas, and finally achieving the same prosperity.

B: You're not reciting political questions, are you?

A: Oh, sorry, I'm used to it.

Why are you so interested in politics?

A: Not interested. You can't do it without memorizing it!

B: Why not?

A: The next day, I dictated and copied a typo five times.

B: what if I can't finish copying?

A: (suddenly raising his voice) Stand still! (Pull bilibili still)

What are you doing?

A: (viciously) Stop!

B: (puzzled) What did I say?

A: What? I'll give you some color to see if you can finish copying.

Ah, it's amazing! The theme song of Water Margin says: Do it when it's time to do it!

A: What Water Margin?

Don't you watch the TV series Water Margin on CCTV every night?

A: TV? Our teacher said, you can't watch TV, and don't watch TV during the exam!

B: That's strange. Isn't quality education training all aspects of quality? Don't study without taking the exam?

A: We think so too, but the teacher has the final say!

(singing the tone of a real hero): In my heart, only the teacher is the fiercest. He told us to stay until seven or eight o'clock. ...

B: Are all the teachers in your school so fierce?

A: Not necessarily. Our geography teacher is very kind. He never scolds us

B: So geography class is easy to get up?

A: Don't say that. The geography teacher can't be the master, and there is the class teacher!

B: Head teacher? He can also manage geography?

Of course, I'll help you learn. (Put your hands behind your back and peep out of the window or at the door)

Here comes the (mysterious) spy.

Answer: Don't talk nonsense, I am learning from the class teacher to supervise the students!

B: Why do I always feel that the warden is guarding the prison?

But you are right, so we nicknamed him the warden.

So, you compare the classroom to a prison?

Like a prison? The teacher always keeps a straight face and is not happy at all.

B: (like an epiphany) Oh, great!

A: What?

I mean, it's a good thing I didn't go to your school

A: (puzzled) What happened to our school? What about your school?

The teachers in our school are very friendly. Every night, homework is always less than half an hour. We have a high interest in learning and good grades!

A: Don't brag. Our physics teacher is a good teacher.

B: Is there any good way?

He always smiles in class. He is also very active in class and has little homework. We like studying physics best.

So you must be good at physics?

A: (Helpless) The whole class failed.

B: (surprised) Ah, how did that happen? My favorite subject will definitely get the best results.

A: You don't understand this. You know we have a lot of homework in other subjects!

Yes, who cares?

A: It is said that the macroclimate determines the microclimate.

B: Look, look, it's political again.

A: Not against politics. Think about it. There are so many homework in other subjects. Can you finish it? Afraid of being punished, I had to take it to physics class and do it secretly!

What happened?

As a result, I failed to learn every subject well.

B: What kind of quality education is this? Not as good as me, have fun, study happily and get good grades.

A: It cannot be completely denied. You are inferior to me in some respects.

B: in what ways?

A: March with a heavy load (pointing to a schoolbag). I have been carrying this 20-30 kg schoolbag for a long time to exercise.

B: Anything else?

A: and staying up late. I can stay up until three in the morning without dozing off. Do you think you can do that?

Well, I really can't.

A: That's right. (Looking at his watch) It's almost seven o'clock. I have to go home and do my homework! Good-bye.

(Singing the tune of Snow Song) The bird said: Morning, morning, why are you carrying the explosive charge?

B: (puzzled) Hmm! What are you doing with explosives?

A: (singing) I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. As soon as the line was pulled, I ran away, and the school disappeared with a bang.

What song are you singing?

The school song of our school is created by the students themselves.

B: (monologue) No wonder such a school has such a school song! (Party A and Party B exit)

Children's Day Crosstalk Script: Stand-up Crosstalk for Children

Hello, teachers and students My name is * *. Today I will tell you a stand-up comedy.

Crosstalk is a language art, speaking, learning, teasing and singing. Say, I'm good at it. Let's have a idioms solitaire first.

"wholeheartedly, high-spirited, hard-working, unreasonable, argumentative, entering the barren land, in hot water,

In full swing, it goes up every day, goes deep into the ground, lasts forever, goes ahead, goes straight to the wood, and will be combined after a long time.

Happy family. "Let's have another cheerful song." In the morning exercise after dusk, I saw mice catching cats, dogs eating grass and horses growing horns.

Frightened benches run all over the street, eating milk, drinking bread, driving with schoolbags on their backs, and you say upside down. "This is nothing more than

Addicted, say a new joke, called "opening a few words", that is, recite the new words I have learned together and start "opening a few words"

13579 and 24680 clap your hands. First, the cat looked for the white rabbit, and the two brothers splashed trees and bowed their heads.

Waist, eat grass to gain weight, point out the direction to run for the future, drive hoof expedition to reclaim wasteland, legless tadpole breaststroke practice, toad

Stick out your tongue and jump a line, limit naughty and never stop, jump whenever you want, be careful not to laugh foolishly, and use it skillfully after class.

Energetic, conscientious, love service, contact with all walks of life, do not lose heart when dealing with problems, be lazy and suspicious, accumulate regrets and wave welcome.

Long live Splendid, Huang Can corn heaps gold, autumn harvest rice sickle flashes, master brushes and seals with ink.

Packed, the juice is stuffy and shallow, and you can swim and enjoy the ocean. "The above performance has been interspersed with ridicule and learning, then

Time to sing. Let's talk about a popular song, Dao Lang's "The First Snow in 2002 is More Than Before".

We'll talk about it later. Bus No.2 parked on the eighth floor took away the last falling yellow leaves. The first scene in 2002

Snow comes later than before. You are like a flying butterfly, trembling in the season when snowflakes are flying.

Drag. You are like a flying butterfly, swaying in the snow season. "Let's play a familiar song.

The theme song of children's song "Nezha", "Tell a myth that a family, the couple, gave birth to a strange baby.

Eva ... Ask him what his name is, Nezha, Nezha, Nezha Jr. ". If you want to ask my name, * *,

* * * *, my performance is over, I wish you a happy New Year, thank you!