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Effie, come and make your bed.

If you have participated in the life of 3004, you will be as grateful as I am: the pale high school life has such a touching color!

First of all, about our 3004.

Girls of 3004, I love you deeply. Otherwise, how could I immediately let the other six girls be my concubines within two weeks after I entered 3004? It's no use refusing. Therefore, under the strong public opinion, I have the following effects: starting from the bed number, primary school one: Ling Fei, middle school two: Mei Fei, junior three (cold sweat, you have eaten the lower berth): Fei Jing, junior four: (my No.4 berth), junior five: flying south, junior six: (empty bed), and junior seven (I have to die).

"Princess Love, come and wait on your bed." "Fuck you." "You see how spoony I am, and I didn't let you rise from the promise, constantly appearing, and nobles and concubines directly named you a love princess! Touched by wood, there is ... ""Get out "... good"

Those children in 3004.

Xiaoyi: This girl is partial to ghost stories. The dark night was silent, and the first sentence of the sleeping party was generally: Alas, who has some ghost stories to tell? Then, under the background of "Oh, don't say, don't say", the horrible ghost story began ... "Princess Ling, I think it's not good, just like we can't sing a song and read a poem every night to cultivate our patriotic enthusiasm and expectation ..." "Alas, I'll tell another one, just before ..." Another ghost.

Xiao Er: Every time I show Jay's mighty banner in the dormitory, Xiao Er will always hold a poster of Han Geng and fight to the death. Xiao er is the gossip queen of our class. In the face of the indisputable fact that almost half of the boys in the class have had an affair, denial is completely invalid. "In fact, I don't think I like to hold grudges. What do you think? " . Silence ... silence ... "Sisters, give some response!" Xiao er shouted. "The canteen buns seem to have increased in price, right?" "It seems to be 60 cents." "Yes. It seems that ... "We choose to ignore this narcissistic problem directly. Direct.

San Xiao: For those children who never open the door with their hands unless their feet are busy, it is totally useless to say that a lady is busy. Pure men! Outgoing personality, preference for beauty, look at people's eyes as if to convey: beauty, come and let uncle flirt. I've always wanted to ask her why there are so many beautiful photos hidden in her mobile phone. But I dare not. I'm afraid she will ask me how you saw it. I didn't peek, I watched it with the whole dormitory while she was asleep! "When you get married, you must tell me your current gender ... ah ... ouch ... help me!" "Really can't save" helpless shook his head. ...

Xiao Wu: Xiao Wu is the monitor (Sleeping King) of our class. From top to bottom, from the class teacher's class to science, Chinese and English classes ... To be exact, she has slept in all the subjects to be tested in the college entrance examination. The class teacher once thought that she had narcolepsy and all kinds of domineering. Strangely, no matter how you sleep, when the teacher asks her questions, she always answers them correctly. Love novels, dead of night, whose bed is still lit with a light screen, is the south princess of Lun's family. ...

Xiaoqi: The first time I met her, I only saw her watery eyes on her face and her weak writing style, which directly led to the "horse selection" battle that was often carried out in 3004. "Little C is interested in your Otome." "Mm-hmm ..." "Little A deserves better." "What happened to Little C?" "。 . . Hey, ""Xiao Wu, what do you think? " "。 . . Hello, little a. . . Xiaoqi, what do you say? " "。 . . "Otome, stop feeding, they can't hear you! "

Hachi: Our great, hardworking, generous, kind and lovely dormitory director. Clean us up, buy us snacks, tell us cold jokes and be my personal dietitian. If you marry such a wife, what more can you ask for? I can't get out of bed after I went to the eighth grade of primary school. For example, princess, water, give, for example, princess, English book, give, for example, princess, instant noodles, here, for example, princess, turn off the lights and it will go out automatically in 3 minutes. Then I heard a vague sentence in my lower bunk: "Going to bed is just like getting pregnant" and "…"

Now, we have separated, doing the same or different things in different cities, looking up at the silent smile of the long star. Some are now sitting in the classroom of senior four, fighting for the college entrance examination again, and some are walking with me on the road to adulthood. Nevertheless, in the year of separation, we cheered each other, worked together and smiled: hello tomorrow. And, ladies and gentlemen, I miss you. Remember to wait in your bed.