A joke that can make people laugh for three seconds can sweep away your troubles.

1, the head looks good, and the ugly one is funny.

In fact, it doesn't matter where to travel, but the scenery along the way is the most important, because I have enough money to buy a round-trip hard seat.

3. I finally know why I licked Oreo first, because then no one would rob you.

According to my years of experience in fish farming, fish farming must be diligent, either changing water once a week or changing fish once every two weeks.

You never know how rich those people who look poor are, but I am different. I look poor.

6. Someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society, and I replied: not because of poverty!

7. When people say that they are going to bed, they actually want to lie in bed and play with their mobile phones. If they get up, they will also sit on the toilet and play with their mobile phones.

8. I wanted to be thin, but now I am fat.

9. After talking about love many times, I summed up a truth: apologizing to my girlfriend one minute late is twice as difficult.

10. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus.