Humorous words and sentences between men and women

"Why did you touch my things?"

"What have I done to you?"

"You touched my heart."

2,

"Don't dislike the dark people around you."

"They are secretly protecting you."

3,

"What's late?"

"I want to spend the night with you."

4,

"The most beautiful thing is not rainy days."

"We are in the room."

5,

"The world is so big"

"We are destined to stay up late together."

6,

"I'm pretending to sleep."

"Why don't you kiss me?"

7,

"Please mind your mouth."

"Because I could kiss it at any time."

8,

"See you next time"

"I want to hug you in the name of long time no see."

9、

"Didn't your mother teach you?"

"I like you, you have to sleep with me."

9、

"I know everything."

"But I just don't like being reasonable."

10、

"Since you have messed up my heart."

"When will you mess up my bed?"

1 1、

Why are you so fat?

"Because there are many things in my heart that are not thin."

12、

"Come with me at night."

"I want to take this opportunity to hug you.

13、

"What are you doing?"

"I'm thinking about you."

12、

"Are you an ice cream?"

"Why should I lick it?"

13、

"If you are not afraid of trouble."

"Then please lie down with me."

14、

"What have you been thinking about all day?"

"Thinking of you."

15、

"I just saw a very beautiful person."

"who?"

"you"

16、

"You look like my relative."

"Whose relatives?"

"My mother's daughter-in-law."

17、

Why are you so short?

"I'm afraid of heights."

18、

"Who do you like?"

"The person I like is asking who I like."

19、

"Why do boys get cold after catching up with girls?"

"Will you still study after the exam?"

20、

"Someone chased me yesterday, but I didn't agree."

"Because I'm too lazy to run."

2 1、

"I heard that exercise can lose weight."

"I immediately found a girlfriend."

22、

"May I kiss you?"

"shameless!"

"Then kiss."

23.

"Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, very ugly."

"But then people found it ugly, but it tasted good."

24、

"What brought you to this day?"

"It's my leg.

25、

"I don't want to say good night to you."

I want to sleep with you.

26、

"I thought we could go to the end together."

"Who knows to take a taxi in two steps?"

27、

"I have a lot of questions."

"Just a kiss." (Love story of picking up girls)

28、

"When you don't come to see me."

"I always thought I was cute and made you feel inferior.

29,

"You are responsible for beauty."

"Then I am responsible for arranging flowers."

Daily humorous chat between men and women

30,

"Am I important to you?"

"Very heavy, very heavy."

3 1,

"Take good care of yourself."

"If not, let me take care of you."

32,

"I have no faith."

"For me, you are more important than faith."

33,

"How to hook up with a girl studying medicine?"

"Just say you are sick."

34,

Are you a book?

"The more I look at it, the more I want to see it."

35,

"I like you but you don't like me."

"What's wrong with this society? Is it fair? "

36,

"Are you all right?"

"I have something, I am injured."

37,

"Cheer up, you can't hang yourself from a tree!"

"Your weight needs two trees."

38,

"I wish I could give you one."

"A chart that goes straight to my heart." (talking about love)

39,

"Your lip shape is very beautiful."

"It's better to kiss me than to say you love me."

40,

"I want to touch your conscience."

"Sleep."

4 1,

"Playing mobile phone before going to bed is not good for your health."

"I decided to give you a Doby before going to bed."

42,

"Don't look back."

"I will be the one waiting for you at the finish line."

43. Speaking of the advantages of a girlfriend, it can be summarized in five words: I will pick a boyfriend.

44. I have repeatedly stressed that you should keep a low profile, but you should give me applause and scream.

I want to be a woman and marry a good man like me in my next life.

Don't be busy dreaming about me. Don't you know I'm busy?

47. You were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.

People who are too calculating are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.

49. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

50, even you have done such a difficult thing to get up, what can beat you the next day!