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The way of speaking classical Chinese
Shi Shuo Xin Yu Rong Zhi
(7) Pan Yuemiao looks good and looks good. When I was young, I jumped out of Luoyang Road. When a woman met her, she couldn't help holding hands. Zuo Taichong was absolutely ugly and returned to Yue You's invitation, so the group spurned and returned.
"Yu Lin" Pan Yue has a beautiful appearance and elegant demeanor. When he was young, he walked in Luoyang street with a slingshot, and all the women he met surrounded him hand in hand. Zuo Taichong is ugly. He wanders around like Pan Yue. At this time, all the women spat at him, which made him come back depressed.
Shuangshisan
(1) When General Wang was young, his original name was Chu. Liang Wudi called the sage * * * to talk about Ci. Everyone knows it, but the king has nothing to do with it. Its meaning is extremely evil, talk about it and advocate it. The emperor ordered the drum to be taken away. He sat on the vibrating sleeve and beat it hard with a mallet. The syllables are harmonious and neat, and he is arrogant. Sit down and sigh its glory.
General Wang Dun had a nickname "Hillbilly" when he was young, and he also spoke dialect. Emperor Wu of Jin summoned celebrities at that time to talk about skills. Most others know something, but Wang Dun is the only one who doesn't care about it. He has nothing to say, and his expression and face are very bad. He claimed that he could only play drums. Liang Wudi had a drum brought to him. He immediately stood up from his seat, raised the drumstick and beat the drum excitedly. The drums are rapid and harmonious, and the spirit is heroic. No one is watching. The full house admired his power and generosity.
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(3) How old is Jin Mingdi sitting on Yuan Di's lap? When someone came from Chang 'an, he asked Luo for news and shed tears. Ming Di asked him why he was crying, and told him (2) going to the east. Because he asked Ming Di, "You mean, how far is Chang 'an from the sun?" Answer: "The sun is far away. I wonder if he is from Japan. "Yuan Di is different. Tomorrow, call ministers to a banquet to tell you this and ask them more seriously. But he replied, "The day is near." Yuan Di turned pale and said, "Why are you different from what you said yesterday? "Answer:" You can see the sun when you lift your eyes, but not Chang 'an. "
When Jin Mingdi was only a few years old, he used to sit on Yuan Di's lap. At that time, someone came from Chang 'an, and Yuan Di asked about Luoyang. He was very sad and shed tears. Ming Di asked his father what made him cry, and Yuan Di told him his intention to go to Jiang Lai in detail. So I asked Ming Di, "Which is farther, Chang 'an or the sun?" Ming Di replied, "The sun is far away. Obviously, I have never heard of anyone from the sun. " Yuan Di was surprised at his answer. The next day, when the ministers were called to dinner, they told everyone what Ming Di meant and asked him again. Unexpectedly, Ming Di replied: "The sun is near." Yuan Di was shocked and asked him, "Why are you different from what you said yesterday? Ming Di replied, "Now you can see the sun when you look up, but you can't see Chang 'an."
Shi Shuo Xin Yu,
generous
The money of his ancestors is less, but Ruan Yao's money is better. He has been running his own business. It is also a tired, but the gains and losses are not judged. People have ancestors, see things and have wealth; When the guests arrived, the screen was still on, and the other two small ones, holding their backs and leaning against obstacles, failed to calm down. Maybe it's a pity to blow your own candle; Because sigh: "I don't know how much it will cost in this life!" (4) look carefree. So the victory and defeat began to divide.
Grandfather Shao likes money and Ruan likes clogs. They often do it themselves. Both hobbies are the same problem, but we can't judge the competition between them from now on. Someone went to the ancestor Shao's house and saw him packing and checking his belongings. The guests have arrived, but they haven't packed their bags yet. There are two small boxes left, which he put behind his back and blocked sideways, and he is still a little uneasy. Someone went to Ruan's house and saw him personally lighting a fire to wax the clogs; So I sighed and said, "I don't know how many pairs of clogs I will wear in my life!" " "Speak with a serene expression. So the competition between the two is well known.
2. Urgently seek the description of the movements and expressions of the characters in the two paragraphs of Water Margin (ancient prose).
Song Wu Beats the Tiger (the 22nd time) is the most classic action description in Water Margin: "The blade is hungry and thirsty. He just put his paws on the ground, jumped up with his body and fell out of the air. Song Wu was very surprised and broke out in a cold sweat.
Just at that moment, Song Wu saw the blade coming, only a flash, and it flashed behind the blade. It's the hardest thing for a big bug to look at people behind his back, so he put his front paws on the ground, raised his waist and hips and helped him up.
Song Wu has only one hiding, hiding aside. Blade roared when he saw that he couldn't lift it, but it was like a bolt from the blue for a long time, which made the mountains move.
Turn this iron bar upside down like a tiger's tail and only cut it once, but Song Wu dodged to one side. It turns out that the blade just jumps, lifts and cuts ... "The reason why the author can write the story of Song Wu's killing tigers so concretely and wonderfully is mainly because of the author's ability to capture the movements of characters.
Song Wu's proper use of a series of movements such as "flash, wheel, split, throw and pull" described the critical situation at that time and effectively highlighted Song Wu's martial arts. From here, we also find that choosing the action of the key moment of the character can best highlight the thought and quality of the character, and don't scratch the beard and eyebrows.
In addition, the author wrote the tiger's movements "jump, lift and chop" vividly, which made people feel as if they were there, making them sweat for Song Wu. The author's careful observation of the characters' movements makes the writing neat and the plot tortuous and vivid. Let's look at the action description of the characters in the section "Outline of Intellectual Life": "Seven guests asked", didn't I ask you how much? "The han said," once I do it, I won't talk about the price. I pay five dollars a barrel and ten dollars a barrel. "
Seven guests said, "Five passes are yours, only one spoon is for us." "I won't spare you," said Nahan. I will set the price. "
When a guest returned the money to him, a guest opened the lid of the bucket and took a spoon to eat. When Han went to grab it, the guest took half a ladle of wine, glanced at the pine forest and left, and Han hurried there. I saw a guest coming out of the pine forest with a ladle in his hand, and then scooped a ladle of wine in the bucket. When Han saw this, he grabbed it and grabbed it. When the bucket tilted, he covered it and threw it into the ground, saying, "You are such a gentleman!" " People who wear heads and know faces are so embarrassed! This passage vividly depicts the performances of Chao Gai, Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang and others: one person "returns" the money, another person "uncovers" the cover, "scoops" a ladle, and the Han people "take it away". After that man came out, it was a series of actions "grab", "grab", "throw" and "throw"! Rao is Yang Zhi's cleverness and prudence, and he is also deceived by Wu Yong and others' cleverness and perfect cooperation.
There are many such detailed and wonderful descriptions in the novel. The second is language description.
Please see the ninth time in "Forest Wind Snow Mountain Temple": Lin Chong shouted: "Good thief! You stay there! " Just pick up the box and throw it in the snow. He put the gun on the ground, put his feet on his chest, took out his knife from his side, walked up to Lu Qian and sat on it. "thief!" He shouted. I didn't have anything against you when I came. How could you do this to me? Murder is excusable, but murder is unreasonable. "
After Lu Qian excused himself, Lin Chong scolded, "Traitor, you and I have been friends since childhood, and today you have come to harm me. Why not? " ! Eat my knife! "He ripped off Lu Qian's clothes." Just spit a sharp knife into his heart, seven orifices burst with blood, holding his heart in his hand. "Why did the author write this so carefully, and he also issued a declaration before killing people, in order to express the revolutionary and justice of Lin Chong's murder.
First, prioritize, kill two followers first, and then concentrate on killing the principal offender; Second, we should not kill people in ignorance, first seek guilty condemnation, and kill them aboveboard and rightfully; Third, the three-person killing method is different and the details are different. If Li Kui jy killed someone, it would never be repeated. Different heroes kill different people, and the same hero kills different people.
Lin Chong used different weapons to kill people, and his wrist eased the sharp knife, which appeared several times in the novel and was finally used to kill Lu Qian, the main enemy. The third is psychological description.
It is said that after Song Jiang released the classical works privately, Song Jiang saw the official document with a vivid psychological description of 19: "Classical works and others don't want to do such a big thing! Robbed the birth class, killed the public, and hurt He Tao's observation; Many government troops were also damaged, and Huang An was captured alive up the mountain: this kind of crime is to destroy the nine clans! Although forced by others, things have to be done, but in terms of statutes, they are not immune. What if there is negligence? " This kind of psychological activity conveys two messages: first, Song Jiang, as a court official who knows the law, knows that a series of events committed by Chao Gai are to eliminate the crimes of the nine families. Although what happened before is inevitable, it is impossible to turn back now; Second, Song Jiang was worried about Classical and others, fearing that they had made negligence and mistakes, and he was vaguely worried. This is a pair of contradictions. Theoretically, Chao Gai and others are not allowed to break the law, but emotionally, they are not expected to make mistakes.
This is the true psychology of Song Jiang, and it is also the external expression of Song Jiang's complex personality. The fourth is environmental description.
A typical example is Shi Naian's description of the snow scene. Song Wu moved to his sister-in-law's house and went home from the county government that day. "The north wind was tight for a few days, the air was covered with red clouds, and it was still early, and it snowed the next day.
That day, it snowed until the first watch. (This kind of snow scene is familiar in Romance of the Three Kingdoms) In sharp contrast to the cold outside, it is the warmth inside: Pan Jinlian "went to the Song Wu room to make a pot of charcoal fire", and then "stood under the curtain and waited, only to see Song Wu come back with that messy jade".
It is conceivable that how happy Jinlian is when she looks at her beloved from far to near. This description, Song Wu and Jinlian, with a quiet movement, a contrast between cold and warm, makes this text full of tension.
Charcoal fire is a metaphor of Pan Jinlian's fiery passion, while cold snow represents Song Wu's ruthlessness. Before Song Wu killed the tiger, there were several scenery descriptions, which seemed to be idle, but in fact they were essential.
"At that time already have time to apply for a license. This round of red sun went down the mountain in disgust. " Set off a "shocking scene." "(Song Wu) When looking back at this day, it gradually fell."
Jin Shengtan commented: "I will cry when there is no tiger coming." Author.
I have a good friend named Zhang Lingling. She is a mean person. Zhang Lingling is smart and lovely, like a peach, always with a bright smile. Zhang Lingling has a delicate baby face, and has neat white teeth in her talkative mouth. When students see Zhang Lingling so cute, they all say that she looks like a little urchin, but they may not believe that this little urchin is the best in our class! She is also the king of reading in our class!
I remember one day, the teacher said the idiom "suddenly enlightened". The teacher stood on the platform and asked, "Who will tell me the meaning of this idiom?" In an instant, the noisy classroom became silent. When the teacher saw that no one raised their hands, he said, "Zhang Lingling, you have read so many books. I remember you reciting this idiom in classical Chinese. Please recite it! Zhang Lingling stood up nervously and recited the classical Chinese confidently. Zhang Lingling recited very skillfully, but the students were whispering to each other. This is because Zhang Lingling's recitation is too profound for us primary school students to understand.
Zhang Lingling not only has a knife mouth, but also a tofu heart.
That day, Zhang Lingling and his mother went to the bookstore on the corner to read books. Suddenly, a miserable and ragged old man came. The old man reached out and asked the staff for money. The staff gave the old man a contemptuous look and then walked away. Suddenly, Zhang Lingling relented and ran to his mother, asking her for money and giving it to the old man. The old man accepted the money, thanked Zhang Lingling many times, and said with deep affection, "There are still many good people in the world." What Zhang Lingling did touched you and me. Passers-by and staff members gave Zhang Lingling a favorable look and donated a lot of money to the old man.
Students, Zhang Lingling is really a sharp-tongued and cruel person. My little friend.
I have a good friend. He has a pair of bright eyes, a high nose and a full reading of poetry. He has three ears, and the extra ear is a little bigger and grows in front of the right ear root.
He studies very well and does his homework carefully every time. The handwriting is beautiful, too, and I have won the certificate of writing competition!
He likes talking so much that no one in our class can beat him. What he likes best is telling jokes, which can make people laugh every time.
Once, I remember it was the third day, which happened to be the National Day. Our program is hosted by Ye Xiaodong. What he said is very interesting. That day, he made us laugh with his own action language. He said I would choose two people, one to go out first and the other to sit down and see if that person can find that person. And Ye Xiaodong beside groping blather, looking for the red in the face of popularity.
My little friend is such a person.
4. The vernacular translation of the classical Chinese "Boya Gushanqin" has been expanded to about 300 words, describing psychological movements and demeanor. The "Boya Qin" translated in vernacular Chinese is good at playing the piano, but good at listening. Boya plays the piano, thinking about the mountains. Zhong Ziqi said, "Good! As towering as Mount Tai! " Thinking about running water, Zhong Ziqi said, "Good! The broad look is like a river! " Zhong Ziqi must know what Boya thinks. Boya was visiting the northern part of Mount Tai when suddenly he was caught in a rainstorm under the rock. I felt sad, so I picked up the piano and played. At first, it was the sound of continuous rain, and then it was the sound of landslides. Every time he plays a piece of music, Zhong Ziqi always finds the source of his interest. Boya put down her piano and sighed, "Good, good! When you listen to the piano, you think the same as when I play the piano. Where can I let my piano sound escape your ears? "
Extension: In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a famous musician in the State of Chu. His name is Yu Boya Yu Boya. He is very smart and talented, and he likes music since he was a child. He became the teacher of a famous pianist at that time.
After studying for three years, Yu Boya became a famous local pianist. However, Yu Boya often felt distressed because he could not reach a higher level in art. Yu Boya's teacher Liancheng knew his thoughts and said to him, I have taught you all my skills, and you have learned very well. As for my sensibility and understanding of music, I didn't learn it well myself. My teacher Fang Zichun is a great master. After listening to him, Yu Boya said yes!
They prepared enough food and sailed for the East China Sea. One day, the ship arrived at Penglai Mountain in the East China Sea. Lian said, "You wait at Penglai Mountain first, and I'll pick up the teacher. I'll be right back. " And then even rowed away. After many days, I didn't even come back, which was very sad. He looked up at the rough sea. Looking back at the island, the forest was silent, only birds singing. Looking up at the sky, I sighed and improvised a song full of sadness. From then on, Yu Boya became a great pianist. In fact, Mr. Cheng Lian asked Yu Boya to find a feeling in nature alone.
Yu Boya lives on an isolated island. He spends all his time with the birds in the sea and the Woods. His feelings naturally changed, edifying his soul, and he really realized the essence of art before he could create a real masterpiece handed down from generation to generation. Later, Yu Boya became an outstanding pianist, but not many people really understood his music.
On one occasion, Yu Boya traveled along the Yangtze River by boat. When the ship was driving to a high mountain, it suddenly rained heavily, and the ship stopped at the side of the mountain to take shelter from the rain. Boya listened to the falling rain and watched the vivid scene of the rain hitting the river. The piano is roaring. Boya was playing cheerfully when he suddenly felt a strange vibration on the strings. This is the pianist's telepathy, indicating that someone is listening to the piano nearby. Boya stepped out of the boat and saw the edge of the forest on the shore.
Boya invited him aboard and they exchanged names. Boya said, "Shall I play a song for you?" I listened at once. Boya improvised a song "Mountain". In the second issue, I exclaimed, "What a towering mountain!" Boya played another song "Running Water" and praised it as "what a mighty river!" Boya was very moved and excited and said to him, "Only you in this world can understand my heart. You are really my bosom friend! " So the two became best friends.
Boya made an agreement with the little chef Hippo to visit him at his home after his trip. One day, Boya came to visit the hippo chef's house as promised, but the hippo chef unfortunately died of illness. Hearing this, Boya was heartbroken and ran to the grave of the little chef hippo to play a song full of nostalgia and sadness for him. Then he stood up and smashed his precious piano in front of the grave of the little chef hippo. Since then, Boya has been isolated from the piano and has never played it again.
5. Find a few short classical Chinese fables: 0- Solution time: 2007-10-410/0/implied translation! Questioner: Geng Baoda Fairy-Best Answer during Probation (Sh ǒ u zh da à i t?) Explanatory metaphor: Obsessing on narrow experience, not knowing how to change, or thinking that you are lucky and get something for nothing.
In Han Fei's Note to Han Fei in the pre-Qin period: "Song people had cultivators, plants in the fields, and rabbits died." Method linkage; As objects and attributes; Feng Menglong's ancient and modern novel "Yangba Lao Yue Guo" Qi Feng: "Is it a good idea for me to keep a house diligently?" A synonym for carving a boat for a sword, sticking to the rules, and an antonym for understanding the contingency lantern riddle Liu Dian, so a farmer in Song State was digging the ground.
Suddenly, he saw a rabbit running out of the grass beside him in a panic, hitting a stump by the field and lying there motionless. The farmer went over and saw that the rabbit was dead.
It broke its neck because it ran too fast. The farmer was very happy and picked up a fat and big rabbit effortlessly.
He thought; If rabbits can be found every day, life will be easier. Since then, he has never tried farming again.
He put his hoe beside him every day and lay in front of the stump, waiting for the second and third rabbits to hit the stump by themselves. There are so many cheap things in the world.
Of course, the farmer didn't pick up the killed hare again, but his field was deserted. [Tip] This is a well-known fable.
Rabbit suicide on the stump is an accidental phenomenon in life. However, farmers in Song Dynasty mistakenly thought it was a frequent and inevitable phenomenon, and ended up in a rural wasteland with nothing.
Luck rather than hard work will not lead to good results. We can't be fools waiting for him.
[Original] Song people have plowmen. There was a plant in the field. When the rabbit touched the plant, its neck broke and it died.
Stand by and let the plants out and save the rabbit. Rabbits can't recover, but as Song said.
-"Everything is done wrong" [note] 1 plant-roots and stems are exposed to the ground. (2) go-run, escape.
(3) class-ancient agricultural tools, similar in shape. Four wings.-hope.
(5) As a small fruit of the Song people, it was laughed at by the Song people. Ynradadà o Lí ng: cover up; Steal: steal.
Cover your ears and steal bells. Metaphor is self-deception
"Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals: Self-knowledge" during the Warring States Period: "If a man has a clock, he must not lose it. Destroy it with vertebrae, and the bell will ring.
I'm afraid people will steal from me and cover their ears. "Using linkage method; As predicate, attribute and adverbial; With a derogatory example, the fourth act of Hong Shen's The Fan of the Rich: "I thought I could keep my lofty, didn't I?" "Once upon a time, there was a man who was stupid and selfish and had a bad habit of taking advantage of others.
He always tries his best to get anything he likes, even to steal it. Once, it took a fancy to a bell hanging on a gate.
The doorbell of this door is exquisite, beautiful and loud. He thought, how can I get it? Finally decided to steal, steal.
He clearly knows that as long as he touches the bell with his hand, it will ring "ding-ding-bell" As soon as the doorbell rings, the ear will hear the bell. When it rings, people will find it.
You won't get a bell. So what should we do? He suddenly thought of a way.
He thinks that when the doorbell rings, his ears will hear it. Cover your ears, so you can't hear? So, he cleverly used this method to steal the doorbell. One night, he quietly came to the front door by moonlight.
He reached for the doorbell, but it was too high to reach, so he had to come back disappointed. What does he want to do when he gets home? He wants his deaf neighbors to steal the bell together, so that he can step on his shoulder to pick the bell.
But I was afraid that others would not do it and steal with him, so I had to step on the stool and pick the bell myself. The next night, he crept to the gate with a stool.
He stepped on the stool, covered his ears with one hand and picked up the bell with the other. Who knows that he just touched the bell when it rang, and the owner of the house found it and caught him.
Because other people's ears are not covered, they can still hear the bell. Source: Lu Chunqiu knows: "If the people have a clock and want to leave, the clock is too big to bear.
Destroy it with vertebrae, and the bell will ring. I'm afraid people will steal from me and cover their ears. "
Interpretation: cover: cover, cover; Steal: steal. Steal the bell and cover your ears for fear that others will hear you.
Metaphorically, you are deceiving yourself, and you must try to cover up what you can't cover up clearly. [Tip] Ringtones exist objectively and will not disappear just because you block your ears; Everything in the world also exists objectively, not because you close your eyes, it no longer exists or changes its shape.
Although this fable is short, it vividly illustrates a basic principle of dialectical materialism: ignoring and studying objective reality is self-deception and will eventually suffer. [Original] Fan's death is also ①, and the people have the death knell ②.
If you want to go negative, then the clock is too big to go negative; As the spine is destroyed (4), the bell rings (5). If you are afraid of taking the world away, cover your ears.
-"Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals" [note] 1 Fan's death also-Fan was a nobleman at the end of the Spring and Autumn Period. After being defeated by four other nobles, he fled to Qi. Death, escape.
② Zhong-an ancient percussion instrument. (3) negative-carrying things.
④ Vertebral (mound) mallet. ⑤ Hu-describe the bell.
⑥ (ǔ)-rapid. Steal the bell and cover your ears for fear that others will hear you.
Metaphorically, you are deceiving yourself, and you must try to cover up what you can't cover up clearly. Pronunciation nán yuán běi zhé: I want to go to the south but the car goes to the north.
Metaphor is the opposite of action and purpose. Source: "Warring States Policy Wei Ce IV": "I still travel north to Chu."
Wang Wei wanted to attack Han, and Liang Ji remonstrated, saying, "I am a minister now, and I see people in big banks.
6. Who has a short story in classical Chinese (with translation) 2. There is a cloud in Feng Menglong's "Laughing Building": Phoenix is born, birds celebrate, bats don't come.
Huang said, "Why are you proud to live under me?" The bat said, "I've had enough. I belong to the beast. What's the use of congratulations? " One day when Kirin was born and the bat didn't come, Lin was also responsible. The bat said, "I have wings and belong to birds." Why congratulate me? " When Lin and Huang met, they talked about bats and sighed to each other: "Nowadays, the world is evil and thin, and these people who are neither birds nor animals have been born. Really helpless. "
Phoenix is the king of birds. On Phoenix's birthday, all the birds came to congratulate him, but the bat didn't appear.
Phoenix stopped it and reprimanded it: "You are under my jurisdiction, how dare you be so arrogant!" " The bat stamped his foot and said, "I have animal feet. I am a citizen of the animal country." "Can your bird country manage me?" A few days later, Kirin celebrated her birthday.
Kirin is the king of beasts. All the animals came to celebrate their birthdays, but the bats still didn't show up.
Kirin stopped it and reprimanded it: "You belong to my jurisdiction, how dare you be so presumptuous!" " The bat flapped its wings and said, "I have wings and am a citizen of the country of birds." "Your animal kingdom is too wide!" One day, Phoenix and Kirin met. When it came to the bat, it realized that it was lying on both sides.
Phoenix and Kirin shook their heads and said with emotion, "The current atmosphere is too bad. It happened that these guys who were neither birds nor beasts were born, and there was really no way to do anything with them! " 3, Changyang learn to shoot Changyang learn to shoot the dragon slayer Zhu, the dragon slayer Zhu Wei: "Want to smell it? The king of Chu dreamed of clouds, which made dangerous people shoot birds.
Birds have hair, deer come from the king's left, and elk come from the king's right. The king drew his bow and shot an arrow. A mandarin duck brushed past Wang Zhan, and his wings hung like clouds.
The king aimed at the bow, but he didn't know what it was shooting at. Uncle Jin Yang said, "I can shoot a leaf from a hundred paces. If I shoot ten, I will miss." .
Learning archery from Tu, Zhu said, Do you want to know the truth about archery? Once upon a time, when the king of Chu was hunting in Yunmengze, he told people in danger to get the animals up and let them shoot. The animals flew and ran, and all came out. The deer ran to the left of the king of Chu, and the elk ran to the right of the king of Chu.
Wang Gang of Chu State drew his bow and shot an arrow. Suddenly, another swan flew over the flag of the king of Chu, and its wings were like drooping clouds. The king of Chu put an arrow on his bow and didn't know which one to shoot.
At this time, a doctor named Uncle Yang said to the king of Chu,' When I shoot an arrow, I put a leaf a hundred paces away and hit ten shots. If I put ten leaves there, I'm not sure if I can shoot it. His father is good at swimming [original] Those who go too far into the river want to throw their babies into the river when they see others.
The baby crows. People asked him why and said, "His father is good at traveling!" " A passerby on the river saw a man leading a child and throwing him into the river. The child was crying.
The man asked him why. The person who led the child said, "The father of the child is good at swimming."
Although the father is good at swimming, is his child good at swimming? 5, Tao Mu quit the original Tao Gong as a fish beam when he was young, and tasted his mother. The mother appointed an ambassador, but she wrote back to blame Naoto Kan and said, "As an official, you are not only useless, but also increase my worries."
In his youth, Tao Kan was a small official who inspected fish and beams, and once sent someone to send his mother a clay pot of fish with Chinese sauerkraut. His mother sealed the original jar and returned it to the sender. At the same time, she attached a letter blaming Tao Kan, which said, "As a small official, blocking me with public things is not good for me, but worries me.
6. Two Tigers Fighting [Original] (Side) Zhuangzi tried to stab a tiger, but the museum stopped him, saying, "Two tigers eat cows and fight for food. They fight, they fight. If they fight, the older one will get hurt and the younger one will die. From the wound, there must be the name of double Hu. "
Bian Zhuangzi thought so and made a decision. After a while, two tigers fought, the big one was injured and the little one died.
Zhuangzi stabbed him out of the wounded, and he got the credit from Shuang Hu. -"Historical Records" Bian Zhuangzi saw two tigers biting a cow and wanted to stand up and fight with the tigers.
His companion held him down and said, "Don't be busy. Beef tastes delicious. If it is not divided equally, two tigers will fight.
The result must be that the tiger with little strength was killed and the tiger with great strength was bitten. By that time, you will get twice the result with half the effort if you assassinate the injured tiger again! "Bian Zhuangzi listened to the suggestions of his companions.
In a short time, two tigers really fought for a cow leg. As a result, one tiger was killed and the other tiger limped.
At this time, Bian Zhuangzi jumped to his feet, raised his sword and stabbed the injured tiger. Within a few rounds, the tiger was stabbed to death.
In this way, Bian Zhuangzi killed two tigers in one fell swoop. 7. According to the picture, the original Bole "Xiang Ma Jing" has the language of "leisurely, hoof like a tired song".
His son traded the Horse Classic for a horse and went out to see the big toad, saying that his father said, "Get a horse, just like that one, but the hooves are not as good as the music!" " Bole knew his son's stupidity, but turned his anger into a smile and said, "This horse jumps easily and is unbearable." There are two sentences in Bole's "Yilin Felling Mountain" and "Xiangma Jing": "The main characteristics of a maxima are: its forehead is high and its eyes are large, and its hooves are like stacked wine blocks."
His son Xiang took him to find a maxima. When he walked out of the gate, he saw a big toad, and quickly took it home and told his father, "I found a swift horse, which is roughly the same as what you said in the Classic of Xiangma, except that its hooves are not like stacked wine."
Bole knew that his son was stupid and was angry at first, but he turned his anger into a smile: "This kind of horse is easy to jump and can't ride." 8. Guan Yinzi teaches archery [original] Liezi learns archery. If he wins, please go to Guan Yinzi.
Yin Zi said, "Who is the son of Zhi Zi?" Right: "Fu Zhiyi." Guan Yinzi said, "Impossible."
Retire to rule for three years and repay Guan Yinzi. Yin Zi said, "Why did Zi Zhi Zi win?" Liezi said, "I know."
Guan Yinzi said, "Yes, but don't lose it. Not only for one person, but also for the country and the body. "
-"Liezi" Guan Yinzi is a famous archery teacher. Liezi learned archery from him.
On one occasion, Liezi hit the bull's-eye several times in a row. He happily ran to ask Guan Yinzi, "Teacher, can I learn archery?" Guan Yinzi asked him, "Do you know the truth of hitting the bull's-eye?" Liezi said, "Then I don't know."
Guan Yinzi said, "That won't do, you.
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