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What is your heightened experience?
At that time, I felt very depressed and especially hated growing so tall. Because people are too tall, they will look dull and not as cute as those short people. So when I was a child, I always felt inferior and hated being so tall. Why do I feel so different? At that time, I wished I could be shorter, so I looked cute and smart.
What a wonderful and meaningless wish, which came true in my later years! I didn't know the importance of height to a girl until I grew up, and I realized the charm of height to a girl. But I grew up, but I didn't grow taller. When I was a child, I thought I used to be the tallest in my class, but now I can only be considered as medium height. This is an awkward height, neither elegant nor amazing. I began to regret that my childhood wish has really come true now.
So, I began to think of various ways to increase my height. I started to buy myself a lot of milk. I drank box after box with expectation. Milk is the last thing I like to drink, but in order to make myself taller, I can only try my best to supplement nutrition so that I can no longer be at this embarrassing height. I believe that as long as I persist enough, I will be able to realize my wish and grow taller. However, a year later, my height has not changed at all, but my weight has soared. I realized that drinking milk didn't help my height, so I had to give up.
Later, I heard from my colleague that his friend ate Life One and grew a few centimeters taller. I felt particularly excited at that time, thinking that I had found a good way to make myself taller. So, I happily bought Life No.1. At that time, I was just a newcomer to society, and my salary was not high, and Life No.1 was not cheap. But I was still full of hope, bought several boxes of Life One, reminded myself to drink Life One every day, and even dreamed that I had grown taller every night, day after day, year after year, when I was measuring my height.
The last way, I believe many women have tried it and tried it every time, that is to wear high heels. High heels are a kind of magic for every woman, and no one can do without them. High heels can make your legs slender, make yourself more temperament, make your body elegant and dignified, and, importantly, make yourself taller! Women wearing high heels are confident and beautiful, and no one can resist the magic of high heels. So in my shoe cabinet, a pair of high-heeled shoes with different styles and colors occupy an important position in me and my shoe cabinet. From then on, I fell in love with high heels.
So instead of trying my best to make myself taller, I just put on high heels, which are simple and rude, and can be taller and cooler.
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