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Share a really weird movie. I regret watching it. After watching the movie I want to see.

empty room

A Korean film

Said it was a romantic movie.

I look more like a horror movie.

There is no 10 line in the whole film as I remember.

This man has a quirk. Seeing that no one lives in other people's houses, I ran to that house to wash clothes, cook and sleep, and swam for a few days to change to the next one.

Treat all the houses as hotels.

One day, he secretly lived in a villa that he thought was empty.

As a result, Nima, the mistress of the house is still in the room.

I'm just depressed by my husband's domestic violence

After the man found out, he was not in a hurry.

When the stranger entered her house, the hostess of the house didn't see the waves.

Oh, my God.

What kind of movie is this?

The point is that two people are in love.

Peaceful coexistence.

finally

The owner of the house is back.

Found out that his wife was cheating on him.

Another call.

This man was also put in prison.

finished

be imprisoned

The man developed a good skill.

He used the blind spot of people's sight to avoid all the jailers who came in to inspect the prison.

escape

Run! To! Yes! Him! Steal! Love! Yes! That! Dong! Room! Son!

Similarly, use the blind spot of the owner of the house.

Live happily with the hostess.

hum

Three lives! Live! Yes! Yes! One! get up

This is a magical operation.

I really regretted watching it at that time.

But after a while, the more I think about it, the more stupid I am.

Want to watch it again?

Yes

The Japanese film Hot Blood University was changed from the first film to the second.

Think of many years ago

A friend who doesn't like movies recommended a movie to me.

I said it was absolutely exciting and I was surprised. I asked him.

Which movie interests you?

He seriously said "Hot-blooded University"

Just look at the title, isn't this movie a high school gangster?

And the online evaluation of this work.

It's also words like violence, strong blood hormones, and venting by fighting.

When you watch the whole movie,

I think so. . .

But not really.

Hot-blooded colleges and universities are loved by young people one after another.

In addition to the handsome Oguri Shun and Takayuki Yamada.

There should be other attractions,

For this movie full of fighting scenes,

Violence is just a coat.

The real theme that the director wants to express is warm and positive.

Like friendship.

In Lily of the Valley, Tatsukawa Tokio is Serizawa Tamao's right-hand man.

He is also a junior high school friend of Ryugu Genji.

He has always avoided confrontation between Tama Bear and Genji.

Make a reconciliation between two classmates.

Tama and Genji also cherish this patient very much.

This is also reflected in Genji's conquest of Makase.

After accepting the partial Secondary 2 proposal,

Genji's first means of surrendering loyalty is to rely on fists.

When it comes to grazing, it takes the form of friendship.

After crossing this bridge that makes people laugh and cry,

In this way, Genji won Mulai's heart.

Isn't that what everyone had fun when they were students and then found it interesting to be with this person?

Just want to make friends?

Then, a former judo player, Tsumoto, who was playing basketball, met Chihara Ling.

This guy got into a fight, and took Tuben straight to the hospital.

Later, in the first battle with impatiens, Domaxiong met Chihara, and Chihara was very fierce.

Tamar taught his partner a heavy lesson.

I'm relieved to take care of this.

The above paragraph

They are all realistic descriptions of "good brothers are loyal to each other" in high school.

The preciousness of this pure friendship in the student days.

None of the students who are still at school can understand it.

Students who have left school and worked hard in society for many years should have a deep understanding.

Those important friends in life

Basically, I made friends on campus.

Forgiveness:

Facing the increasingly powerful and sinister global positioning system

As Tamar's grand prize, Yongji seems to be planning something.

So Izaki is a tragedy.

Yongji led a group of people to fight Izaki, which seriously injured him.

In fact, Izaki has done the same thing to the source before.

Then Yongji kidnapped Genji's girlfriend and framed the motorcycle gang.

The plan to blame the motorcycle gang also laid the groundwork for the failure of GPS war in the future

With Domo's domineering personality, he just wants to play fair and just.

These intrigues are not his character.

Of course, Yongji is also for Tamaxiong. He deeply feels that the power of GPS is getting bigger and bigger.

If they don't do something, they may be pulled down by GPS.

However, these dirty tricks made Doma scoff and feel ashamed.

After the plan was disclosed

Domohon showed his magnanimity.

Speaking of forgiveness, give two special cases.

Those are two gang brothers.

Gu Long's hero was almost shot to death in western Sichuan.

But because of gratitude, he doesn't care.

The boss of partial boxing, Yasaki.

When Zhang Tong was shot for not completing the task.

Put a bulletproof vest on him.

Different from Kitano Takeshi's "extremely evil"

These two hot-blooded gangsters in colleges and universities

The generous quality created by the director.

Beautify the image of two gangsters.

After World War I with Impatiens,

The source of the material makes the vulture-tailed idiot return to the team, which also explains the theme of forgiveness well.

Responsibility:

What is the peak of Lily of the Valley?

Let the teenagers be so enthusiastic.

And shed blood and tears in the process of pursuit.

Lin Tianhui's passage is just a concept.

Didn't explain its meaning.

I think the Vertex of Lily of the Valley has two stages in students' minds.

When I first started climbing, it was like an iron throne in the right patrol.

Just like the source material, he thought that after defeating Domaxiong, he would turn over Lin Tianhui.

I am the top of the valley lily,

His father knows that this is not the case.

Domaxion is easier to understand than the original material.

In the first and second parts of the bloody college,

In fact, Tamara is the closest person to the top of the lily of the valley.

So I think this vertex should be a sense of responsibility.

It should be to serve people with virtue, and it is people's willing submission, not oppression under fists.

The dialogue between the police and the partisans is surprising:

One message conveyed by the police's words is that

The boss of a student who graduated from a violent school.

Step into society

It seems to be the opposite of the performance at school.

Living a normal life has not diminished.

Instead of falling into poverty, I worked and lived very hard.

Even if there is a mob

And became the boss.

Like Genji's father.

The unbearable school life and campus environment in the movie are superficial.

It's like the worst toilet in Scotland in Trainspotting.

Are all the same morality.

After a battle for the top of the lily of the valley.

It seems that all Lily of the Valley people who have entered the society have become qualified social people.

Work hard for life.

So what did Lily of the Valley teach these students? It should be responsibility.

Friendship, forgiveness and responsibility can be summed up in one word:

benevolence and uprightness

What is benevolence and righteousness? It means kindness and justice.

The basic explanation is: generous and upright, gentle and sensible.

"Everything goes wrong" has a cloud: therefore, Wang Renzheng, reigns in the world.

The summit process of source materials fully illustrates such a theme.

From the beginning, at the suggestion of Piantong, I subdued Zhongtai with my fist.

Later, he gained Murray's friendship through a hilarious fraternity.

Resilience in the face of Ikey team battle

So as to win a strange trust.

In a misunderstanding conflict with the motorcycle gang, I cut my ears for my friends.

Of course, this is extreme, and young friends should never follow suit.

The heart of a cyclist,

Therefore, in the one-sided war with Domohong,

Help them fight back and win the final victory.

From the first part to the second part, whoever speaks with his fist can't solve the problem in the end.

It turned out to be counterproductive. Yongji, for example, is the best example.

And through personal kindness and behavior, quickly gain people's hearts.

Tomohio has a deep understanding of this, as a figure close to the apex of Lily of the Valley.

From beginning to end, whether friends or enemies.

Have a kind of respect and recognition for him,

I believe in this good reputation and the foundation of being respected.

It is also based on your own personal charm.

At the end of the second part, Tatsuya Fuji, which has been keeping a distance from Minghai, is beautiful.

After witnessing the despicable behavior of self-taught countries,

And fight hard with the source materials and stick to it until the end.

And said something like this,

This is also the result of the personal efforts of Minghai University.

So, despite the constant violence on campus,

More precisely, it should be a violent campus, in order to see.

However, we can't take it for granted that this is a film with the theme of violence.

It is still positive.

Another feature of this film is that there are many supporting roles.

I personally think

Japanese and Korean films are more delicate and full in characterization than domestic films.

Needless to say, the performances of Oguri Shun and Takayuki Yamada,

Takiya Genji and Qin Zeduo were played by any other actor, Mo Xiong.

Can't achieve the current effect.

I admire the shaping of supporting roles.

There are more than a dozen supporting roles of Domohong and the Origin School alone.

Everyone is molded into a distinct three-dimensional personality.

For example, Mussetto's unique teeth are enough to make people unforgettable, not to mention. . .

China and Thailand don't even have as many scenes as other supporting actors, but this kind of performance,

Enough to highlight his desperate saburo character,

And extreme loyalty to Yuanyuan's boss.

A few scenes and concise lines,

Plus the performance of the actors.

Accurately expressed the unique characteristics and distinctive personality of the characters.

Unlike most domestic movies, after watching a movie,

I almost forgot the leading role, let alone the supporting role. . .

On our side, the professionalism of actors is really not good.

Those reckless Japanese teenagers in Lily of the Valley Middle School seem to have beaten for nothing.

The frustration in the process of chasing the top made these teenagers stop to reflect.

While fighting with your opponent, your inner world is constantly struggling.

Then they are constantly feeling and growing in this internal and external difficult environment.

On the way to the top of the symbolic lily of the valley

Touched on the abstract meaning of the peak.

I think this should be the theme expressed in the trilogy of Hot-blooded Colleges and Universities.

The film tells the story of Paul, an American contractor in Iraq. He wakes up and finds himself locked in a coffin and buried alive somewhere in the desert. He can't remember why he was locked up here. In this dark and narrow environment, there is only one telephone and one lighter. Paul has been trying to get in touch with the outside world and want to know what happened to him.

I want to say why I want to see it. This movie is the most economical, with only one actor and no change of clothes. Props are only a phone, a lighter and a coffin. There are no special effects in the later period, let alone dressers, props and makeup artists. All the movie scenes took place in the coffin. Such a film with an extremely confined space is a great test for the actors, because 90% of the shots in the film are aimed at the actors' faces. Ryan Reynolds (the actor in the Marvel comic film Deadpool) was not playing cheap on the big screen at that time. He accomplished this role with excellent acting skills.

I regret it after reading it. The film was so depressing that the sense of despair it brought persisted after watching it for hours. Generally speaking, this kind of film has at least two lines, rescue and being rescued. Qi Xin, a two-wave man, worked together to overcome all difficulties. In the end, of course, people were saved, and the film ended in a way that mainstream good people were rewarded. However, this film does not take the usual path. The director uses another way, an actor, a scene and a mirror to the end. Although this method is risky, it has a good effect. Put yourself in that scene and bury us alive in a coffin a few meters above the ground. There is less and less oxygen. You only have a mobile phone and a lighter. What are we going to do? Struggle, anger, complaint, fear, despair, and then what? Reality is cruel after all, and confidence, like oxygen, is consumed a little.

Although desperate, I still want to see such a awesome movie after a while.

Tell me about a movie I saw yesterday. There is a place that only Xu knows.

I've always wanted to see this movie because I think maybe it's different.

After reading it, it doesn't mean that you don't regret it. If something happens, you won't read it again. It's just that the director is clean and doesn't follow the crowd. Actors' makeup, costumes and various lens effects are relatively dull. However, in recent years, movies or TV shots have been filtered, costumes and makeup are exquisite, and the values of male and female protagonists are perfect, so there is no dead angle, so it is a bit uncomfortable at first. I feel that this woman's hair is always a little messy. I haven't seen such a natural nose on TV for a long time. That man seems to be less handsome than he saw last time. But looking back, this relatively real visual effect is still relatively commendable.

I like the dubbing of movies very much. As an ordinary and unprofessional audience, I saw the intention of dubbing.

The film was mainly shot in Prague, but I know nothing about one aspect of Prague (food, clothing, housing, transportation or humanities, etc.). ) watch the whole film.

In casting, I believe the director has his own considerations, which laymen don't understand.

As an ordinary audience, I don't know if I have seen any more profound movies. There are always feelings when watching this movie, but after watching it, there is nothing, not profound, and not worth remembering. For the experiencers, this is their life, and it must be the most unforgettable. If the audience feels the same way, it really takes a lot of effort.

Four emotions in movies:

First, young men and women friends. Boys and girls look at each other and hit it off without any worries.

Second, the parents of the man. The husband and wife have made some achievements in their careers, but the woman is not young, so the man naturally finds a young one. A typical couple who can share joys and sorrows but can't share happiness is a very common one at present.

Third, the woman's grandmother. Love each other, a match made in heaven, unexpectedly, God is not as beautiful as an adult. At the critical moment, the man's first wife was found alive and appeared. A good pair of hard and hard were separated by morality and ethics, and missed life.

Fourth, the love between men and women. Let's just say it's fate However, the woman is insecure, introverted and not very active. The man has an old mother and daughter, and his father's business is not good, and he feels that he can't give the hostess a good future. So I just pulled it casually and finally pulled it together.

The name of this film is "There is a place only we know". This place is where the woman's grandmother and her lover agreed to meet. A sculpture in the square, although the hostess's grandmother and her lover have never met again, has achieved the love between the man and the woman and completed its mission.

After seeing your topic, I hesitated for a long time and reviewed it three times. I have a feeling that I can't tell. Then I slowly recalled the movies I had seen in my mind and pondered for a long time. I really thought of a movie that felt very suitable for the topic. That's the domestic movie "Donkey's Water" by the team of Twist FunAge.

I heard about this drama online with my friends before watching the movie, and the score was not low. I also heard that this film is very deep, so I haven't had a chance to see it. I always thought it was a comedy, but I finally got a chance to watch it. The film is summed up in one sentence: "Tell a joke, don't cry."

The film is about a group of "misbehaving" university teachers who come from big cities to remote villages to start schools with educational dreams. The school treatment is bleak and life is hard, but the teachers enjoy it and get along with each other every day. However, the news that the Commissioner of the Ministry of Education was coming to make a surprise inspection broke the calm, because there was a "teacher Lv Deshui" in the school with a hidden secret story.

The water from the donkey is a thought-provoking comedy. On the surface, it is an ironic system, but in fact it is also ironic. The stamina of the movie is like a bottle of Erguotou that can make people hangover. It humiliated everyone in the film, crushed all the beautiful things with black humor, and showed the dark side of human nature so blatantly. After reading it, it's quite uncomfortable. The characters in the film are actually the portrayal of real people.

Is this movie a good one? How can I put it? Very attractive, ironic unit, you feel good not because of the burden of jokes, but because of the resonance of irony, you feel wronged because it only expounds the inferiority of human nature, but ignores the beauty of human nature. Because the film makes you have a strong resonance and recognition for its satire, I think this film is very annoying, not only because of the content of the story, but because these human natures are too ordinary, just like us.

I've often heard about the film "The Water of the Donkey" and I've always wanted to see it. After reading it, I can't vent my emotions. I really regret not reading it, especially after reading it! Regret and want to see!

First of all, thank you for inviting me!

I think (Wolf Warriors 2) is the most suitable place in my mind. I remember watching it with anticipation. Indeed, (Wolf Warriors 2) did not let me down. There are no urine spots all the way, and all the way is high energy.

Some people say that Jingge is selling patriotic feelings, but I think that no matter whether Jingge is selling patriotic feelings or excessive praise and propaganda, it will not affect the status of Jingge in our hearts, because going to today's Jason Wu will inevitably pay efforts and sweat that most people can't pay, which will create our box office myth in China!

(Wolf Warriors 2) It's really a good movie. I read it with great passion. The first time, I was afraid that there would be no high-quality movie after watching this movie, and then I couldn't help but brush it two or three times ~ ~ ~

The eraser in my head

The film starring Zheng Yucheng and Son Ye Jin tells a sad and touching love story. The two leading actors are also very eye-catching, and the eye performance is also in place, which is very substitutive. This film tells the story of Zhu Zhe working as a worker in a construction company. He has always dreamed of becoming an architect. The heroine Xiu is really a rich girl, but she has severe amnesia. That day, Xiuzhen mistook Zhu Zhe for a tramp who stole his coke in a convenience store. They are strangers, but they all fall in love. After some obstacles from their parents, they finally got married and should have lived happily together. But after marriage, Xiuzhen's memory became worse and worse. She has Alzheimer's disease, which erases everything from her mind like an eraser. She became unable to take care of herself, and the disease deeply afflicted two people who loved each other. Xiuzhen will completely forget everything, but Zhe Zhu Can won't leave Xiuzhen behind.

I have a strong girlish complex. I cried many times when I saw this movie. Moved by their love, I feel sorry that they can't enjoy life happily. It is believed that good love should be like their meeting, without class and material, and should be pure and happy. There is a good saying that the appearance of love is the way you are with him, the way you are happy, and the way you are.

I want to see such a movie because there are many small details that can remind me of love. When Xiu is really happy, she smiles sweetly. Like a child, Zhu Zhe always looks at her affectionately. This is what I imagine love looks like. I regret it after reading it, because I don't want them to end like this. Lovers should be good, live a normal life, be sweet and happy, never part, and accompany them to old age. I don't want illness and bad luck to befall them so early. When I saw the ending, I even wondered if God liked playing tricks on people who gave their true feelings. I don't believe it's the ending. I hope the ending will be rewritten by the screenwriter. I don't want to forget you even if I forget the whole world, but can true feelings really stand the test of time and disease?

Hachi

I have a dog. I saw "The Eight Faithful Dogs" once. After watching it, I cried myself unconscious, and then I vowed never to watch it again.

But people who have seen this movie will probably understand, especially those who have experience in raising dogs. The characters (animals) in the film are perfectly portrayed, and there are real events to support the story background.

So I really want to see it when I think about it.

Thank you for your invitation.

There is a movie like this. I regret it, but I want to see it again in the future. This film is Ex-3. Seriously, this movie really disappointed me. Although it was quite popular at one time, it broke many people's hearts, but it was not because of the quality of the film, but because of the topic of ex.

The topic of predecessor has always been a topic that netizens relish. Every time it is mentioned, it really reminds people of the predecessor. This taste is simply painful, but life has to go on. I can only dry my tears and continue my life. But the movie Ex-3 came out like a flame that lit a fuse and fermented instantly, so the movie exploded directly.

This is also the sorrow of living in our time. Everyone will have their own unforgettable feelings, but

However, it is not easy to resist the induction of fast-food love. After all, it is easy to be blinded by material desires. There is a good lyric: in fact, what love fears most is frustration. Once you encounter some bumps, love will deteriorate rapidly, even fragmented and vulnerable. Otherwise, so many elders say: Love that is not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

So the popularity of this film is not because of its quality, but because it takes advantage of this era, but this is also one of the reasons for its success. It is also for this reason that I am eager to go to the cinema, and even told myself in my heart that I would make this movie disappear with her, but that's not what I meant. I am deeply moved by the thought that she will be someone else's bride in the future.

So I can't help watching this film again and again, but I feel sorry for the quality of the film. After a while, I couldn't help watching it again. what do you think? Are you thinking the same thing as me?

Love, actually.

Let's use a word "love" to describe the whole movie. If you haven't seen it yet, I suggest watching it with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend, you can watch it with a pillow. . . What a big dog abuse movie! In ordinary movies, at most, one or two men and women are abused. The film produced 10 couples, and the pattern of abuse changed from old to young. . (? ω? )

The video is the title of the film, and the picture is a word "warm". When the faint strings are played slowly, the pictures of people hugging in slow motion come into view, and you can immediately feel a slight warm current, and then enter a warm-hearted narration opening. The whole opening 1.5 minutes, 00:59 seconds, the continuous root sound changes with the chords of the keyboard, reaching the highest emotional fullness.

Just 14 years later, 20 17 years later, a 15 minute sequel, Love Actually: Red Nose Day Special, was released, telling the story of the new life that the characters in the film had experienced since 2003.

The classic scene of "Rick" is not used in the video clip, but "Big Rick" is used in the video cover. In the small sequel, our "Rick" (sorry, I can't change my mouth) once again came to the door of the girl he secretly loved many years ago. When he appeared in the camera, I knew he must have come directly from the set of The Walking Dead.