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A composition called "During the Examination"
Composition during the exam
2014-03-110: 36: 46 * * There were 8 replies.
Speaking of me, it's not really bragging-my math scores are in the top five in my class. Good grades always lead to performance. Of course, if you want to score 100, it will inevitably lead to private discussions. Here are two things that upset me during the exam.
No. 1
Date: June 2008 17
Location: classroom
Character: I, Miss W, Jing.
Teacher W is standing on the platform with a stack of white papers in his hand. Needless to say, there must be a test. Everyone is ready for a "bolt from the blue", but I seem to be complacent about my wishful thinking. Teacher W stood on the podium and said, "The exam time is 40 minutes (it's really short, so my deskmate is very upset, for fear that she will fail in the exam again." The papers were handed out, and suddenly, the classroom changed from noisy at the beginning to silence. As soon as I turned over the test paper, I said, "God, these questions are really enough!" " "I" brush "the test questions three times and two times," brush "my answers on paper and throw them to the first n rows of scenery. Jingjing gave me a white look and answered quickly. Hey, it's really good. Jing saved me n questions. I am confident and smiling, thinking that I will get 100% full marks. The next day, when I handed out the test paper, I only got 99 points, but Jing got 100 points! I felt puzzled and asked her. Who knows, she yelled at the East Lion: "I clearly told you that your XX question is wrong, you are deaf! "Well, as the saying goes, one hundred secrets and one sparse! I collapsed on the table with depression.
second
Date: June 2008 19
Location: or classroom.
People: I, Miss W, Little P.
Having learned the last lesson, I won't ask others for help. In short, my score of 100 in the math test is not wishful thinking. I still try to get 100 by my own efforts. On this day, the heat was unbearable, and Teacher W conducted another diagnostic test. I have prepared myself for the great pressure challenge. The test paper has been handed out. I glanced at the test questions-ah! It's really hard! I am notoriously slow in my class, and I don't know if I can finish it this time. I started writing sasha vujacic. These questions seem to embarrass me. My deskmate is so tired that I just won't do it. I listed the equations and proportions one by one, and finally did more than half. Just when I thought I could finish 100%, the bell rang untimely. According to teacher W's tenet: good grades are collected first. Look at the little P next to him, whistling leisurely. I got up at the speed of cutting the gordian knot ... two questions, and one question left. Who knows that teacher W stood in front of me and dragged the paper away! God, Jesus, Amitabha, why do you treat me like this? The next day, the test paper was handed out, as expected-a bright red 95 came into view, and I was so depressed! Look at the little p-yeah! A big 100 points! I'm dizzy.
Look! These are two depressing things I encountered in the test. To sum up, I think that only by working harder can we achieve good results.
The mood during the exam
On Friday, our school held a mid-term exam.
"Jingle bells, Jingle bells." When the class began, the students immediately sat neatly and waited for the teacher's arrival, and the classroom suddenly became silent. After a while, the teacher came with a test paper. My heart was as nervous as a rabbit at once. The teacher said, "The last student came to the podium. The rest of the students turn to the back. " We'll turn around. Because we have never sat such an exam, my heart is full of doubts: what is the teacher doing? Afraid we'll peek? I've never sat like this. How can I sit like this? -although there are doubts, I am still nervous. After a while, the test paper was handed out, and I did it quickly. I always make mistakes in my writing because of my nervousness. I looked around and my classmates were racing against time. I began to bury myself in writing. The teacher walked up to Shao Tao and said, "OK, dictation. When the first word-"wrestling" was the last word, I suddenly forgot the word "wrestling". I scratched my head desperately for fear that I would lose 1 point because of one sentence. Suddenly, my father's words came to my ears: "Be nervous before the exam. Nervousness means reviewing in a planned way because of nervousness, not being nervous. "Be calm during the exam, don't be nervous, the more nervous you are, the less you can think of the answer." Didn't I think of it because I was nervous? I quickly relaxed, and in a short time, I finally came up with the word "fall". I have been doing the rest of the questions with a calm mind. Finally, I have other questions. "There are still ten minutes. Hurry up." The teacher suddenly spoke. I put down my heart and hung up again. I will write a letter quickly. Ah! I finally wrote it. I checked. "Jingle bells, Jingle bells!" After class, I handed the test paper to the teacher with satisfaction.
After passing this exam, I know I can't be nervous during the exam. Be sure to do a nervous review before the exam.
Seize every minute of the exam.
"Seize every minute of your life and go all out to realize your dreams. No one can succeed casually without going through the storm!" This is the lyrics of "True Hero" I sang: "Seize every minute of the exam, go all out to score in our hearts, how to see that no one can pass the exam without passing the exam!" Ho ho! I made it up so right. I only got 85 points in Chinese and 90 points in math in the mid-term exam. Chinese paper! Why did you give me 85 unusually? Not to mention embarrassing me, you are engraved with 85 points, which is not good-looking! Mathematics, why are there always so many "traps"? Tired of digging? If you don't think of me, you have to think of yourself! (A runny nose and a tearful complaint) When I got home, "Men keep their word, and the mobile phone is confiscated!" Mom said with a straight face, mom, people didn't get 90 points in this Chinese exam! You should be considerate of me! I'm really dumb to eat coptis chinensis-I can't tell you how bitter it is! "Without an exam, how can you see a mobile phone? No one can take the test casually! " I'm a genius, making up such a classic song! "Today's exam!" The math teacher came into the classroom with the paper in his arms, and the paper was handed out. Wow! So hard? I tapped my head with a pencil and pinched myself, but I couldn't figure out a solution for a long time. Hey, I have to use it! I covered all the application questions in one breath, chanting: "God bless, Bodhisattva bless, South without Amitabha bless, sister Chang 'e bless, I must get 90 points, otherwise, my mobile phone will fly away again!" "
Blessing, blessing ...
During the exam
I woke up after a sleep, and it's finally time for the exam today. I walked into the examination room in fear. A man looked sad when he saw the test paper. He wanted to cry in the examination room. He held the pen tightly and bit his nails. The answer seemed to fascinate him. "You can't find me, so you can't find me." He huddled up, and his place seemed to be the darkest place in the class. I can't do it either. Take a look at another place. The one in front of me is full of confidence. In a short time, he finished his paper. He also looked around from time to time, raised his watch and stretched himself. My heart may start singing slowly to pass the time, and my left hand will beat the song on the table intentionally or unintentionally, and I will check the paper very, very carefully at once. Knowing this person must be a guess.
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