What are the classic jokes?

The classic short jokes in "Xiao Lin Guang Ji" are as follows:

1. People ask: "How come mutton and goose meat are so poisonous?" Or they answer: "I have been a vegetarian all my life. "

Translation: Someone asked: "Why is mutton and goose so smelly?" The answer was: "Because I have been a vegetarian all my life."

2. There are snobbery people. Whenever there is a crown, you must avoid it. When a fellow traveler asked him why, he replied: "I gave up my relatives." This happened again and again, and the traveler got tired of it. I met a beggar by chance and tried to evade him by saying, "Save me." He asked, "Why do you have this order to marry me?" He said, "But the good ones are all recognized by you."

Translation: There was a vain man who would hide away every time a dignitary passed by him when he went out. When people traveling with him asked why, he said, "That's my relative." Every time this happened, people traveling with him found it very annoying. Later, when I met a beggar, my companions followed suit and avoided him, saying, "That beggar is a relative of mine." The vain person couldn't help but ask, "Why do you have such poor relatives?" He replied, "Because all good things are like this. You recognized them all." 3. Yi Weng said: "I have three daughters-in-law, and they are all very filial. The eldest daughter-in-law is afraid that I will be talkative, and the second daughter-in-law will be afraid that I will be lonely when she sees me. , often playing bamboo drums and listening to me. The third daughter-in-law is more filial, and she heard that if she eats less at night, she will live to be ninety-nine, so she won't eat breakfast with me."

4. Worry. A poor person may be taught, "Just asking for a matchmaker is enough." The person said, "Can a matchmaker cure poverty?" The answer is, "As long as you have a matchmaker, all your poor families will become prosperous."

Translation: A person was worried about poverty all day long. Someone taught him: "Just ask the matchmaker to talk and you can become rich." The poor man said: "How can a matchmaker solve poverty?" Answer: "No matter what Every poor family has become prosperous with just a word from a matchmaker."

5. There are those who entertain guests with light wine. The guests tasted it and praised the beauty of the cooking at home. The host asked: "How can you see the coarse food when it has not been served on the table?" The reply was: "Don't talk about other things, just boiling the soup with wine, it is wonderful."

Translation: One person invites guests to drink. The wine mixed with water had a very weak taste. When the guest tasted it, he sarcastically praised his family for being good at cooking. The host said: "The food hasn't been served yet, how did you know?" The reply: "If nothing else, it's wonderful to cook the wine with boiled water."