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Buff, a wife fan, finally died on his wife.

Buff died, and I received a message from my friend on the high-speed train home from the north. The content is as casual as everyday jokes.

Looking at the mobile phone, my thoughts slowly woke up from the noisy and greasy carriage, and a round and rough face and five senses crowded on it popped out in my mind.

This is Buff. He is a fool in the town, but he is not stupid enough. He can count, recognize three or five words, talk to people, know how to make money hard, and play some bad ideas that people can see through at a glance. His IQ is definitely lower than that of normal people, and his speech and manners are even more with the momentum of waiting, just like the quadratic of a stupid root.

Buff's first half life was full of suffering. His mother with mental disorder disappeared after giving birth to him. His honest father was paralyzed in an accident. When no one was at home, he struggled to climb the roof and died. Buff lives alone with his elderly grandmother. The livelihood of the old and young mainly depends on their subsistence allowances and the meager income of the town government to take care of him and let him clean the yard. Buff cherishes these two hard-won undertakings and shows amazing potential to protect them. For example, he will try his best to clean the yard when the leader comes, and start to dawdle at other times. When the shuttle bus goes to work, he will smile and salute the car, and he will also volunteer to sweep the floor and fetch water for the office, sweep out the news of the low-income audit at the end of the year, and put out the small stove that is not warm at home one day in advance, giving the inspectors a bleak scene. But Buff's hands and feet are clean, and sometimes snacks that office girls can't eat are not stuffed into his hands, and he also smiles at his good people.

Everyone likes to watch Buff's happy performance on a boring day, just like a cup of tasteless warm water spilled with half a piece of inferior sugar, which was quickly drunk before the bitterness was released from sweetness, and there was no memory after a whimper.

It never occurred to everyone that buff would have other ideas when he was full, until one day he poked around and walked into the office. At that time, he had quit his job of cleaning the yard and worked odd jobs outside with his fellow villagers, which improved his income and quality of life qualitatively. Some muttered awkwardly, "Can you find me a wife?" . . . "Everyone was surprised and stunned to burst into laughter. It turns out that this kind of inferior candy is more nerve-racking than expected.

Since then, Buff has become the Kong Yiji of Xianheng Hotel, which often makes "the inside and outside of the store full of joyful air". "Buff, I'll introduce you to a wife!" "Buff, what kind of wife do you want?" People often make fun of him like this, and Buff lost interest in wandering about hope and disappointment.

One day, someone mysteriously told Buff that the driver Lao Li had two daughters-in-law, so he could borrow one first. Believe it or not, Zizhen Niu borrowed his wife after someone else's ass, and was kicked by Lao Li, who couldn't stand it. The "wife borrowing" incident became the peak of Buff's life and the end of Buff's first half. Everyone is always too happy to talk about it.

Buff spent the rest of his life with his wife. Buff, which is getting stronger and stronger, undertakes more and more work. He really lived his life slowly like a calf. Buff, who is getting busier and busier, seldom comes to the town government compound again. Occasionally, he hurried home with dust from the construction site. When everyone teases Buff to marry a wife again, he will choke back angrily: "You just married a wife!" " "Finally, when everyone was about to forget Buff, Buff got married unexpectedly. The bride is a mentally retarded girl from the neighboring village, and she is also very suitable for Buff. Buff spent a long honeymoon after marriage, and he and his wife can be seen walking along the river in tandem every day. Occasionally, everyone greets Buff with a smile, but Buff, who is becoming more and more mature, often shows his masculinity in Power Generation and takes his new wife home without looking back.

Everyone thought that Buff's life was so chaotic and ordinary, until one day Buff's wife got mental illness and ran out of the door, trying to catch Buff and find her in the middle of the night. God is heartless. He tripped and fell into the river. He was found the next morning. The frightened, injured and cold river washed away Buff's strong body, and the rescued Buff began to have a high fever. Grandma who has no medical knowledge just thinks it's a cold. Buff, who ate antipyretic drugs at home for a few days, finally left with the joy of escape.

No one knows what Buff is thinking, and no one can tell his love or his obsession with his partner. Maybe he has been looking for someone who can understand him and solve his loneliness all his life, but the spectators around him just want to see a joke. It's hard to figure out where Buff's tragedy came from, just like all kinds of threads are wrapped around him, so it's hard to figure it out again. Buff is dead, and in the eyes of people around him, there is only one fool missing in the world. His wife was found and sent home. His grandmother was relieved when she was sad, and there was nothing to worry about after a hundred years. It's just that we'll never see Zhang Yuanyuan's rough face again, and no one will ask us for a wife again. Everyone says that his life is very hard. Maybe the bad candy is finally filled with bitterness.