A collection of hilarious jokes

1. Original lyrics: I will love you even if I die, and I won’t be happy if I don’t cry until the end. After transformation: No one buries me when I die, and I feel sad when I think about getting old.

2. Huang Jiaju and Leslie Cheung were about to cross the Sunjihai Sea. Suddenly, Ma Jingtao blew up. They fainted. At this time, Sister Lin fell from the sky and drank it for each of them. After a Donnie Yen pill, I landed safely ashore without dizziness or trembling legs.

3. Ami went back to the city and was squeezed onto the second floor of a double-decker bus at the bus station. She looked around and accidentally saw that there was no driver in the front half of the bus. She blurted out: "Good boy." , City people are like cows, it’s amazing to be able to let this iron guy run on his own!”

4. There is a couple, and the husband always asks his wife for advice when it comes to matters at home. One day his wife passed away, and the person responsible for organizing his wife's funeral came to him and said: Your wife passed away, do you need to burn some paper money for her? The husband blurted out out of habit: You should go to my wife to discuss this matter.

5. Bad driving habits of pilots: when encountering a red light, the first thought is to turn around; when trying to overtake, neither go left nor right. Just face the car in front, hit the accelerator and pull the steering wheel back.

6. One day, a scalper met a snail. The scalper sarcastically said: "They are all called cows. How come there is such a big difference between being a cow?!" The snail said calmly: "That's right. We have had our own house since we were born, and you are still living in that shabby shack!”

7. When 2014 arrived, everyone worked together to survive, but you were the only one who was particularly shocked! , not in a hurry, not in a hurry, sitting on the chair with duck legs, closing your eyes and sipping tea slowly, people are fleeing from the light, you open your mouth, you are a rumour, scaring people is your pleasure, harming others is your strong point, in order to punish you, Don't sleep tonight, the evil spirit will find you. [Baiwen Chinese compiles classic jokes for you]

8. I have been having a weird brain lately. I often get up in the middle of the night and look at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reason, and finally figure out that you were kicked by a donkey.

9. A couple just came out of the park. The woman asked: Where are we going now? The man pointed at the sun, and then they went and gave it a thumbs up immediately! !

10. Be an upright person and don’t go out for a walk if you have nothing to do. The world can't afford to hurt her, so Fleur lost weight and became a slender woman. Sister Feng immigrated to the United States, and Brother Sharp became a model model. We can't afford to be a panda, I'm just a tough guy, you can't accept it!

11. There is a weird class teacher in high school. At night, a student climbed over the wall to go online. The class teacher checked his bed and saw that no one was in his bed, so he slept on his bed. When he came back the next day, he saw someone on the bed. , Paipai asked who are you? Lying on my bed, the head teacher lifted the quilt and sat up and said, are you back? Then the parents were called.

12. Let’s get to know each other for a long time, and our friendship will naturally become deeper. Although we have less contact, we miss you more. I wish you more happiness, more happiness, and more contact. Be diligent and your life will be moist

13. Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, and everyone says Jiangnan is good. Peach blossoms, running water and mandarin fish are fat, and the taste in the world is pure joy. Green bamboo hats and green coir raincoats make people feel young if they are not chic. There is no need to return to the slanting wind and drizzle, and you must enjoy your life to the fullest if you are proud of it. I wish you all the best and eternal happiness. < /p>

15. Itchy ears? That means I'm thinking of you! Itchy eyes? That means I want to see you! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss you! Body itchy? What does that mean? Stop thinking nonsense, you’ve got lice, go take a shower!

16. Ironic sentences 1. As a typical failure, you are too successful. 2. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3. 3. I see that you are on the road of two, one step at a time, moving forward in a down-to-earth manner, and you have never strayed.

17. My wife suddenly decided to run in the morning to lose weight! ——I got up early and went out, and came back in less than 5 minutes. Did I say you ran back so quickly? She said, Damn, I forgot to bring the shock absorber! I forgot to wear a bra when I went out. My breasts were so big that I came back shaking! Trembling? Back? Absolutely original

18. Several thieves went to steal the bank. At this time, the little thief said to the big thief: Brother, our movie dream has finally come true. The big thief gave him a look and said: Fool, we wear masks and who knows us.

19. What do you mean by the hardship in military training? If you lose your skin, you will not fall behind. There are a lot of pacesetters in military training! Shed blood, but not shed tears, show your power among military trainees! I wish you success in military training, success in studies, progress in growth, and advancement in difficulties.

20. Give you a true love meal in 2021: crab: crappy drop, lobster: slippery drop, turtle: bullshit drop, carp: ditch drop, pork: water-injected drop, vegetables: poisonous drop, wine: blended Drops, steamed buns: colored drops, blessings: happy drops, friendship: sincere drops.