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Green code changes to yellow code

At two o'clock in the morning, I had no sleep at all. Before joining the company, the green code turned into a yellow code.

I have recently been looking for a job, interview, and house hunting. The epidemic in Shenzhen has hit back. My Guangdong Health Code was still green on the night of the 19th. I went to Nanshan University Town that day and saw a nearby nucleic acid site at around 9 pm on the 20th. There were not many people there, so I went over to do the second nucleic acid test for Shenzhen’s citizens. When I arrived at the site, I opened the health code and saw that it was a yellow code. I was shocked. When did the code change to yellow? The staff said you can go in and check.

Queue up at the venue, in groups of 10. After assigning teams, the nurse came over to scan the health code. When I arrived, I saw a yellow code and raised my hand to report to the staff at the front. There was a yellow code here. Then several staff came and asked me to come out to a special yellow code point for testing. At that moment, I was in a panic. I am classified as a person at risk of infection.

For those who were asked on-site and said that they had been to the area where the confirmed case passed and had not undergone a second nucleic acid test, the big data platform of the public security system would change the green code to a yellow code. The yellow code will change to green code only after the nucleic acid test is negative.

The on-site staff helped check the yellow code detection point and let me go there by myself. However, for the sake of safety, I asked if I could help send it there. I am not sure whether I will actually come into contact with it these days. I was afraid that if I was really diagnosed, there might be other risks of infection on the road, so I finally arranged for a special car to be sent there. The three staff members were talking and laughing along the way. I asked, are you not afraid? They said they were not. Yes, we have also come into contact with people with red codes. I said, I'm afraid.

They told me to relax, it would be fine, and they kept comforting my panic. Originally, the 21st was the first day of joining the new company, but the green code turned into a yellow code, so I might not be able to report on time. After completing the nucleic acid test, I sent a message to the HR of the new company, saying that my health code was yellow. I had just had a nucleic acid test and the results were not out yet. I needed to wait for the nucleic acid report to be negative and the yellow code to change to a green code before I could join the job.

After I came back, I kept reviewing the itinerary of these days, and wrote everything down in my notebook for fear of forgetting. I hope that when I wake up, the yellow code will turn into a green code. pray.