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My husband sent me a message, faint and affectionate. I know you are a person who treats money like dirt! How to reply?

If you want to express your gratitude and recognition, you can reply:

"Thank you for your concern and gift, which really makes me feel very happy. I really think that money is not the only criterion for measuring feelings, but your family is the most important. "

If you want to be humorous, you can reply:

"Ha ha, I know that money is like dirt, but have you ever heard of' there is a mobile phone under dirt'? My mobile phone just shook, and I guess it might be my wallet calling me. "