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The Enlightenment of Anemarrhena and Fritillaria in Classical Chinese

1. Vernacular translation of the classical Chinese text "No credit after death, rich people are born, Zhimu Fritillaria"

A man from Zhimu Fritillaria has just opened a drugstore, and he has not yet opened a pharmacy. There was still time to hire a store clerk who knew medicine.

One day, this man had to leave for something, so he asked his son Wang Jun to stay in the store. After a while, a customer hurried in and asked: "Man, do you have Achyranthes bidentata and Chicken Feet Coptis (Chinese medicine name)?" Wang Jun said hurriedly: "Can you come tomorrow?" "Come tomorrow?" No, the patient can't wait! Don't you have this kind of medicine in your store?" Wang Jun didn't want to admit that he didn't understand Chinese medicine. After thinking about it, he felt that the name of the medicine was quite familiar - Achyranthes bidentata and chicken feet and coptis. " Oh, by the way!" Wang Jun remembered that his father often said that some animal bones and fur can be used as medicine, so "Achyranthes bidentata and chicken feet and coptis" may be cow kneecaps and chicken claws.

So he said to the customer: "Please wait a moment, I will go to the backyard to get the medicine." Wang Jun came to the backyard and took out his cattle from the peng without saying a word. , he cut off one of the cow's legs, and then removed the cow's kneecap; Wang Jun also grabbed two chickens from the chicken coop, killed the chickens, and cut off their feet.

Then, he packed these two things into a package and returned to the front hall shop. The customer has been waiting in the shop for a long time and is already a little impatient.

Seeing Wang Jun coming, he asked: "Boy, have you found the medicine?" "I found it, I found it." Wang Jun handed over the cow kneecap and chicken feet. The customer had never seen this kind of medicine before. When he took the "Ox Knee and Chicken Feet Coptis Lian" handed over by Wang Jun, he felt a little strange. The medicine looked more like a meal with wine and food.

However, saving people is more important, and the customer cannot imagine that this "drug shop guy" knows nothing, so he just took the "medicine" and left. In the evening, the father came home and asked his son what medicines he had sold.

After listening to Wang Jun’s story about selling medicine, he burst into laughter. He sighed: "If a customer wants Anemarrhena or Fritillaria (Chinese medicine name), wouldn't you even have to carry your mother out?" A rich man was worried when a vegetable farmer failed to plant eggplants every year, so he Ask an old vegetable farmer for advice.

The old vegetable farmer said: "If you bury a copper coin next to each eggplant seedling, you will live." The vegetable farmer asked why, and the old vegetable farmer replied: "Haven't you heard that the rich live and the poor die? ” There was a country man who was very stingy, but he became rich because of his stinginess.

Later, when he was about to die, he begged his wife bitterly: "I have been greedy and stingy all my life and cut off all relatives. Now I am rich. After I die, I can skin my skin and sell it to a cobbler, and cut my meat and sell it to a butcher." Scrape the bones and sell them to the paint shop.

"After getting his wife's promise, he died.

But he came back to life after a long time of death and told his wife: "Today's world is shallow, so you must not give it to them on credit. " . 2. Classical Chinese The enlightenment of northerners eating water chestnuts

Those who are born in the north and do not know water chestnuts will serve in the south. Eat water chestnuts on the table and put the shell into the mouth. Or it is said: "To eat water chestnuts, you must remove the shell. The man defended himself and said: "I don't know, but the shell is used to clear away heat." The questioner asked: "Is there something like this in the northern soil?" "The answer is: "There are mountains in front and mountains in back, how can there be no such thing!" ”

The water chestnut is born in the water and is said to be a native product. This is a matter of ignorance.

Translation

There is a man in the north who has not known water chestnut since he was born. When he was an official in the south, (once) he ate water chestnuts at a banquet, and (that person) put the shell into his mouth and ate it. Some people said: "You must remove the shell before eating water chestnuts." In order to cover up his shortcomings, the man said: "It's not that I don't know the reason why I ate it with the shell, but I wanted to clear away heat and detoxify." The person who asked said: "Is there such a thing in the north?" He replied: "The mountains in front and the mountains behind, which piece of land is not there?" "

The water chestnut grows in the water, but (he) says it grows in the soil. This is because he reluctantly regards what he does not know as knowing.

Principle

1. He grew in water but said he grew in soil. This is because he insists on saying that he knows what he doesn’t know. It is a metaphor to protect his shortcomings and make excuses.

2. It is impossible for people to do so. You know everything, but you can't pretend to understand. If you don't understand, you will inevitably make a fool of yourself. Don't pretend to understand, otherwise you will make people laugh.

1. To: remove, to get rid of. 4. To sit: because of.

6. To have something. : means turning, but this refers to 7. Said: Said.

8. Water chestnut: commonly known as water chestnut, it is shaped like a bull’s head, purple in color, and is an aquatic plant. Its fruit likes warmth and sufficient sunlight, and is abundant in China. Central and southern my country. The fruit has a hard shell.

9. Northerner: used for. 11. Qiang (qiǎng): refers to "reluctantly" in this article. p> 12. Official: To be an official. 13. To eat. 14. To eat with the shell. 15. To eat. He: Where. 17. Answer: Answer. 20. Shortcomings: Feast.

Meaning

Knowing is knowing, not knowing is knowing. If you insist on not knowing, you will make a joke and be laughed at. The knowledge in the world is endless, but the individual's ability to understand is limited. Only by learning with an open mind can we gain true knowledge.

The life of irony lies in truth. This short story not only follows the reality of life in terms of plot design, but also lies in the behavior and behavior of Beiren who does not know what he knows. The performance is very universal and representative in real life 3. Inspiration from the classical Chinese text Zhao Xiang and Wang Xueyu

Introduction

Wang Ziqi taught Zhao Xiang the master Xueyu, and specifically pointed out: “The most valuable thing about driving is that the horse’s body is at ease with the chariot, and the people’s hearts are attuned to the horse, and then they can pursue the speed and reach great distances. "In fact, this is true for everything we do. We must concentrate on it and have a clear goal.

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King Zhao Xiang and Wang Ziqi raced horses. In the three competitions, they failed. Beyond the age of a prince. King Zhao Xiang is certainly worthy of praise for his ability to outdo his masters, but he still needs the guidance of his teacher, careful study, and hard work before he can do it. Wang and Wang Zi had been studying driving for a short period of time, so they asked to compete with the teacher. Regardless of their mastery of skills, they were still confused about the basics of driving. This kind of eagerness to win and achieve success was not advisable. . Only when the water is there can things be done. If the water is not there, it is extremely difficult to ask for things to work. And this also tells us that we should concentrate on doing things.

Moreover, why couldn't King Zhao Xiang defeat Wang Ziqi several times? It is because he only wants to race the prince, and does not focus on the coordination with the horse at all. He is eager for quick success. It also tells us that we must concentrate on the competition during the competition and cannot only care about the opponent. This will make it easier to fail and also It reflects that you need to have a sense of normalcy during the game and do what you do well, so you won't have much failure or regret. You must master the key points when doing things, and do not lose the main goal due to other factors. 4. The Enlightenment of Chen Jian in Song Dynasty about Evil Horses in Classical Chinese

Chen Jian on Teaching Children

Chen Jian in Song Dynasty said that there are bad horses in the family, which are violent, uncontrollable, and bite many people with their hooves. One day, when the admonishment went into the stable, the horse was not seen, so he asked the servant: "Why is the horse missing?" The servant said that it was the merchant of Chen Yao. Yao Zhizhi was the son of Chen. He admonished his son, saying: "You are a noble minister, and you cannot control the left and right of your family. How can Jia people store them? This is putting the blame on others!" He ordered people to chase Jia people and get their horses, and repay his innocence. Keep a servant until you grow old. People at that time said that Chen Jianyi had the style of an ancient benevolent man.

Chen Jianyi, surnamed Chen, Jianyi is the name of the official position

Explanation

Yu: to control horses

Nite: bite< /p>

Because: So

Shun: Right away, quickly

An: Why, where

Jia Ren: Businessman

Zhi: Tong "value", value

Translation

When Taiwei Chen Yaozi was a Hanlin bachelor, he had a vicious horse that he could not control. It kicked and bit many people. People. One morning, his father went into the stable and found that the horse was missing, so he immediately asked the horse breeder: "Why is my horse missing?" The horse breeder said that the Hanlin bachelor had sold it to a businessman. Jianyi immediately said to Hanlin: "You are a noble minister. If your subordinates can't stop this horse, how can the merchant tame it? You are transferring the disaster to others." He immediately ordered the horse to be taken back and brought back to Hanlin. The money is returned to the buyer, and the horse is raised until it dies of old age and never sells it again. This honest, honest and elder-like style is somewhat similar to that of the ancients

Enlightenment

1: Be like Chen Jianyi in dealing with people: simple and loyal ,tolerant!

2: Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you

3. Always consider others when doing things