Ask a joke. About God! !

One day, God received three people who had just reported to heaven, and gave them transportation in heaven according to their loyalty to their wives on the earth.

The first man is a playboy and often goes out to have sex. God gave him a pair of skates.

The second man often went out to shoot pheasants, and God gave him a bike.

The third man is loyal to his wife. God gave him a Rolls Royce and regarded him as an example of heaven.

After the interview, the third man came back in his Rolls Royce. The first man and the second man rode bicycles on roller skates and went home in frustration. On the way, I suddenly saw the third person standing beside the car crying, so I stepped forward and said, "Hey! You sent a gas truck, why are you crying? "

"No, I saw my wife!" "Why do you cry when you see your wife?"

"She, she is wearing a pair of skates."

She is wearing skates.

One day, God received three people who had just reported to heaven, and gave them transportation in heaven according to their loyalty to their wives on the earth.

The first man is a playboy and often goes out to have sex. God gave him a pair of skates.

The second man often went out to shoot pheasants, and God gave him a bike.

The third man is loyal to his wife. God gave him a Rolls Royce and regarded him as an example of heaven.

After the interview, the third man came back in his Rolls Royce. The first man and the second man rode bicycles on roller skates and went home in frustration. On the way, I suddenly saw the third person standing beside the car crying, so I stepped forward and said, "Hey! You sent a gas truck, why are you crying? "

"No, I saw my wife!" "Why do you cry when you see your wife?"

"She, she is wearing a pair of skates."

Literacy rate in A Niu

In response to the government's call to improve the quality of the people in an all-round way, the village held a peasant night school to teach peasant brothers to read. Mr. and Mrs. A Niu are illiterate, and the village head appointed Mr. and Mrs. A Niu to attend. Based on the principle of teaching students in accordance with their aptitude and applying what they have learned, the teacher taught the peasant brothers some commonly used Chinese characters related to daily life. One day, the teacher taught the students to know the word "mud" and asked for a spot check the next day after repeated lectures. People in A Niu don't remember benzene. The next day, the teacher wanted to spot-check A Niu's word "mud". A Niu scratched his head, but he couldn't remember what to read. A Niu's wife was worried, so she reminded A Niu, "This is really benzene. I don't know what I play every day. " At this moment, A Niu seemed to realize something, and he immediately replied, "Teacher! I think this word is pronounced' milk' and I don't know what to play every day. " Immediately caused a burst of laughter.

7 yuan money

There is a person who specializes in making counterfeit money. He thinks that city people are too smart and counterfeit money is easy to be seen through. He decided to use these counterfeit banknotes in the mountains. One day, he bought a pack of cigarettes with 3 yuan money in a small shop in the mountains. He took out 10 yuan counterfeit money, and the shopkeeper gave him a 3 yuan and a 4 yuan bill. Soon he used up thousands of counterfeit notes. Take back a bag full of money when you leave. When I got home, my wife opened it and found all the money from 3 yuan and 4 yuan.

long queue

An old man saw other young people waiting in line. He wants to see it. He asked the others. "Young man, why are you waiting in line?" The young man said with a smile; "Grandpa, we are getting passports!" Grandpa wanted it too, so he finally came. When it was his turn, others asked him: "Name", "Li Kanghai" Age: "86" People thought something was wrong. They looked up and saw an old man say; "Uncle, there is nothing you want here, please go back!" Grandpa said; "Why, don't you have a passport? You should have several bodyguards to protect me at my age! " Hearing this, people fainted on the spot.

foolish

At the tea party, a lady asked the person sitting next to her, "Who is that ugly guy across the street?" "It's my brother," the man replied.

The woman who asked questions looked embarrassed and tongue-tied. After a while, she stammered, "How stupid of me. Your brother looks alike. Why didn't I see it? " "

I also brought mutton skewers.

A boy is born with body odor and inferiority. Every time he goes out, he wears a lot of perfume under his arm to cover it. One day, he overslept and woke up too late to put on perfume, so he hurried to the classroom. He tried to sneak in through the back door, but he was caught red-handed. The teacher was very angry and said seriously, "How many times have I told you not to be late! This has greatly affected the normal teaching-this classmate is even more excessive. Even if he is late, why did he bring a kebab? "