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If you were Robinson, what would you do on a desert island?
& ltbr & gt People have many opinions about Robinson. Some people say that he is an adventurer; Some people say that he is a navigator; Some people say that he is an agronomist; Some people say that he is a ceramist; Some people say that he is a carpenter ...
& ltbr & gt If I were Robinson, if I were a "victim", maybe I would suddenly collapse and never get up again, not to mention various experts like Robinson ... But if I didn't survive at that time, but died like other companions, maybe my relatives would suddenly collapse! So, I will be very happy! I will be glad that I am still alive! Although, I don't know how to find food to eat, how to find a place to live, how to domesticate animals … but I know that time can train people into all kinds of experts.
& ltbr & gt Isn't Robinson the same? ! The first pottery he made was thick and ugly; And what he did later was round, smooth and beautiful. The trap he made for catching sheep for the first time could not catch sheep at all; Then the sheep went in and couldn't get out at all. I think I might do the same! Time will train me to be a professional agronomist, ceramist and carpenter. ...
& ltbr & gt Will I live happily by then? Maybe not. Because I am used to living in groups, I have never tried to live alone in the wild! Admittedly, I won't enjoy loneliness! Maybe, I will die of depression! So even if I survive, what's the use? What's the use of living for people who are dying soon! !
& ltbr & gt What I lack most is courage! Timidity is my weakness. Let alone a savage, even if a modern man suddenly appeared behind me in the dark night, I would be scared out of my wits! What's more, Savage Robinson has the courage! So he came back to life, and finally he was saved!
Compared with Robinson, I am far from it! I feel inferior to him!
& ltbr & gt If I am on a desert island, I will first find a cave to solve the accommodation problem, then observe the terrain to find some fresh water and food to solve the food problem, write SOS distress signals on the beach, and wait for someone to save me.
& ltbr & gt Dong: If I am on a desert island, I will make full use of what I have on the island and on the boat to survive, live on the island and wait for someone to save me. During my stay on the island, I can enjoy hunting and eat a lot of fish all day.
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