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The Red Chamber: This disturbing stone.

Three kingdoms: this group of resourceful and helpless people under the war

Water Margin: The Unbearable Weight in Life

Westward Journey: Turn the excitement into eternal silence.

The Red Chamber: The Red Chamber is just opposite the blue lantern, and its image is absolutely beautiful.

The Three Kingdoms: The Yangtze River rolls eastward and the water disappears, and fishermen and firewood like to meet.

The Water Margin: Heroes shed tears, and tears poured down their faces.

Westward Journey: Where are you going so late?

The Red Chamber: A Dream of Red Mansions. I think the life of a group of 14-and 15-year-olds is very empty. You can blame society, blame society.

Three Kingdoms: Only sporadic memories. I like Zhou Yu in it.

Water Margin: I'm bored to death. The bad guys always let Song Jiang go.

Journey to the West: Journey to the West looks good, and Journey to the West is the most naive rogue.

The Red Chamber: The heart is higher than the sky, and life is thinner than paper.

Three Kingdoms: The Yangtze River flows eastward.

Water Margin: Read less.

Westward Journey: In 500 years, I asked people and you asked ghosts and gods.

The Red Chamber: Shut up.

The Water Margin: The Power of Human Nature and the Power of Ignoring Human Nature

Three kingdoms: the most suitable masterpiece to fill in the blanks

Westward Journey: Shantou attracted me more than stories.

The Red Chamber: The fly in the ointment is not as beautiful as the present letter.

Three kingdoms: success or failure is empty

Water Margin: Dry blood, dry tears and empty enthusiasm.

Westward Journey: I remember when I was a child, you loved to talk and I loved to laugh. It took a long time to throw books at noon, and only when I woke up did I know that my dream was empty.

A Dream of Red Mansions:

Just like a fine knitted sweater, the words are clear there, but you still can't see what kind of hidden needle is used on the back. Even if you learn these stitches, whether you have the strength to knit the same beautiful sweater is another important question.

Three kingdoms:

Every reader, with his own life, participates in the construction of his own "Three Kingdoms" between the virtual and the real history.

Water Margin:

In fact, the pleasure of Jianghu is not happy at all. When people are there, they want to be there, and when they are far away, they can't escape all kinds of human nature.

Journey to the west:

A major breakthrough in imagination. But then it was a batch copy of boring stories. Just like today's soap opera.

The Red Chamber: Emotion is the greatest tragedy in life.

Three Kingdoms: Men can't live without wisdom.

Water Margin: Power harms people, while system harms people.

Westward Journey: Ancient Rhapsody

The Red Chamber: Classical feelings are boring now.

Three Kingdoms: You can't use it once a year.

Water Margin: Peasant Uprising will never succeed.

Westward Journey: I like a Chinese odyssey.

The Red Mansion: Grand View Garden, with loving children.

Three Kingdoms: Wei Shuwu rules the country.

Heroes and bandits in the Water Margin.

Westward Journey: Assimilation before Buddha in Leiyin Temple

The Red Chamber: I'm bored.

Three kingdoms: yuck

Water Margin: Annoyed.

Westward Journey: It's so boring.

The Red Chamber: Strong is humiliating, while deep is not lasting.

Three kingdoms: ...

Outlaws of the Marsh: Part Two

Westward Journey: ...

Red chamber: ...

Three kingdoms: ...

Water Margin: I like watching heroes drink and eat meat best.

Westward Journey: ...

The red chamber: one person gains the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven, and one person loses the power. ......

Three kingdoms: heroes come from troubled times

Outlaws of the Marsh: The Inferiority of China People

Westward Journey: A model textbook of sheer nonsense and foolish policies.

The Red Chamber: Thousands of people cry, and Wan Yan shares the same sorrow.

Three Kingdoms: There are no heroes in the world, so it became the name of the sword.

Water Margin: Let's carry out the rebellion to the end. Never try to turn over a new leaf when fighting.

Westward Journey: Monkey Sun is my ancestor, my idol and a symbol of freedom and strength.

The Red Chamber: No, I admire it.

Three Kingdoms: Enduring reading, never picking and reading.

Water Margin: Classic, just some short stories.

Westward Journey: A romantic trip, a trip I once yearned for.

A rare good novel. In China, besides Jin Ping Mei, it is The Red Chamber.

Three Kingdoms: This is a random person. In the romance category, I like the biographies of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty best.

Water Margin: It's interesting to watch Jin Shengtan's "tampering".

Westward Journey: It's not very interesting, but the humorous part deserves attention.

The Red Chamber: Melancholy Old Love Like a Dream

Three kingdoms: one will be successful and ten thousand bones will dry up.

Water Margin: Life is an illusion.

Westward Journey: The Law of the Jungle

The Red Chamber: Stubbornness and Reason

Three kingdoms: cool the world.

The Water Margin: the Transformation from Righteousness to Ritual

Westward Journey: Ruthlessness is compassion.

The Red Chamber: the phenomenon and law of the growth and decline of various flowers and plants in a garden

Three Kingdoms: Description of Animal Competitive Skills

Water Margin: The Distance between Ideal and Reality

Journey to the West: the promotion or extinction of human nature in strange and chaotic divine power

The Red Chamber: The book of the petty bourgeoisie, which was spurned by the petty bourgeoisie.

The Three Kingdoms: Practical Exercises for Senior Generals of Sun Tzu's Art of War

Outlaws of the Marsh: a picture of the work and life of second-and third-rate generals

Westward Journey: As instructive as the other three books.

The Red Chamber: Things have changed.

Three kingdoms: the winner is king, and the loser is a thief. The Three Kingdoms gave me right and wrong, and everything was won by force.

Water Margin: I don't like it at all. I feel like killing someone. I suspect that the author himself was cynical and concocted such a water margin.

Westward Journey: No feeling.

The Red Chamber: the Love Life of a Big Family

Three kingdoms: if you stay together for a long time, you will be divided, and if you stay together for a long time, you will be together.

Water Margin: Peasant uprising should not end in being wooed, and it is easy to be in the grass.

Westward Journey: Demonization is the nature of Buddha.

The Red Chamber: Many things are getting more and more complicated and beautiful, but there is no result.

Three Kingdoms: Red-faced people hate white faces, but they are still a little cute.

Water Margin: Reasonable but not very interesting.

Westward Journey: I don't like it

The red chamber: I can't say it.

Three Kingdoms: Fighting (cold weapon era) is an interesting thing.

The Water Margin: The characters are so damn well portrayed that I want to read them all at once.

Westward Journey: I really can't stand it.

The Red Chamber: Even the best Chinese textbooks are out of date.

Three Kingdoms: Almost half of my impression of ancient China before I was ten years old.

Water Margin: I'm not interested in boys fighting.

Westward Journey: I like it (five tilde symbols are omitted here)

The Red Chamber: A book suitable for reading before the age of twenty.

Three Kingdoms: Yang Shen's Linjiang Fairy can be summarized.

Water Margin: ......

Westward Journey: ......

The Red Chamber: I guessed the beginning of the story, but I didn't guess the ending.

Three Kingdoms: Why are Guan, Zhang, Zhao and Zhuge greedy for such a master? -"come out to mix, which boss is very important! Silly strong with me is the right person for you! "

Water Margin: What a mess! -Come out and run, it's only a matter of time.

Westward Journey: Don't tell me that Journey to the West is anti-authority and anti-hegemony. I can't fucking believe it. He is a fairy tale that my mother told me every night before I was seven years old!

The Red Chamber: Since I saw the Red Chamber, I have been eager to write.

Westward Journey: Things always change people, but people can't change things (evolution).

Water Margin: Sorry I didn't finish it.

Three Kingdoms: Sorry, I haven't seen it.

Three Kingdoms: I love Zhao Zilong.

Water Margin: I love Li Shishi.

Journey to the West: I love Zhu Bajie

A Dream of Red Mansions: I love Lin Daiyu

The red chamber: you always have to pay back when you come out to mix.

Three Kingdoms: The only thing we have is worry.

Water Margin: Gangdom is actually a promising career.

Westward Journey: Counter-terrorism is a permanent topic.