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2. When Fan Bingbing was dressed as a village girl, he said foolishly, Brother two dog, I want to eat your stuffed jiaozi. ...
3. Wang Jingjing, the big star played by Fan Bingbing, coquetry at Ji-seob So: I thought you promised me something to eat below.
4. Ruby Lin and Sebrina argued: Ruby Lin said shut up. Sebrina shelled the land and said, Shut it down! ! !
5. The sign "China Taxi" posted on the taxi in the film.
6. Soon after the film started, Sophie, the heroine played by Zhang Ziyi, began to recall the classic saying of her mother when she worked for two years: "A woman in love is a fool, and a woman in lovelorn is a madman."
7. At the Halloween party, Chang Rui, played by Peter Ho, hung his buttons on Sophie's sheep, played by Zhang Ziyi. Chang Rui: Don't move, it's already hooked! Sophie: Why are you riding on me? You want to take advantage of me again! Chang Rui: The button is hooked! Sophie: untie it quickly, and I will help you!
8. In the bathroom of the gym, Zhang Ziyi was going to "sneak attack" Fan Bingbing, but he was caught by the other party and had to pinch the pompoms on Fan Bingbing's leather shoes: I like your hair. ...
9. Sophie: Headache, toothache and stomachache! (Chang Rui is admiringly taking pictures of Sophie)
10, while taking photos, Peter Ho drooled: sexy ... oh! Sexy ........... Zhang Ziyi didn't good the spirit, that Peter Ho is a pervert, only to find that Peter Ho is filming after climbing the wall.
1 1. When the pregnant woman in that hospital was pushed through the door, she shouted at her husband, you melon! ! ! (Sichuan dialect)
12, Dayao: Don't touch my husband.
13, Zhang Ziyi's "I want to prove to the lovelorn people all over the world that the taken lover can be taken back by scientific methods."
14, Ruby Lin said to the car seller, "I still want to see your sexual ability".
15, Ruby Lin long-haired boyfriend: Good morning!
Ruby Lin: I'm not sure if I'm a good idea!
17, men are too lazy to even leave a woman who broke his heart, just to avoid forgetting or remembering a brand-new woman.
18, a woman's stomach is a good friend of her heart, and it always changes with her heart. A lovelorn woman's heart is like a hole, and her stomach will try to fill it for her, as if it could help her relive her lost satisfaction until. ...
19. Only when a woman finds herself can she find true love: a person who really understands and appreciates you and is reluctant to leave you.
20. A woman in love is a fool, and a woman in lovelorn is a madman.
Perfect classic lines 2 understand and execute, or execute if you don't understand.
Underground, upstairs.
We are not qualified to be picky, as long as we keep our pride.
What? sorry sorry Can you cash it?
All right! All right! I used to have a conscience. I tell you, I like to pay for Haagen-Dazs for a month.
Do you know what an invalid contract is? Abuse legal terminology, don't pretend to understand.
Smelly rascal, tell good when you get cheap.
Morphy, I said you were unlucky enough. You just escaped from your brother Xia, and now you meet another one. Just getting better and better.
Ok, then take your time! It's like an artifact.
Morphy said, "Let me tell you, I sleepwalk when I sleep at night. I am not sure what to do if I swim out. " Chen Chao said, "It doesn't matter! Often sleep in the middle and go out for a walk. Morphy said I met you, and I was very bad.
Like ordinary people, they are hungry when they wake up with eyes on their heads.
Yo, who is this soldier? He is really a postmodernist. He is not tall enough to make up for it with his hairstyle. Wu Dalang can't be Song Wu with a wig.
This style is too problematic. It really cripples the idols of middle-aged and elderly women.
Putting a big egg on your head feels like a cake with a green cherry on it. what do you think?
I don't sell baked wheat cakes. Why do you always want to eat them?
Xia Xia's figure is too hot. How to match Wu Can Dalang? Do you think Pan Jinlian is willing to cheat? She has to do this.
Beijing is nine to five, which is just the beginning of the day.
Heroes usually enter the house by climbing over the wall. No prestige, so they just broke into houses.
A clean, comfortable and simple life is suitable for the elderly. I'm just making progress. I'm not married and have no children. Why do you want me to cross directly?
Why do you guide my life, my life? I want to go by myself. Even if I take a detour, it is my wealth. I have no regrets, I am worth it.
Xu teacher is a famous torture assistant, and a routine means to satisfy female fans' worship desire. You should make a fuss.
This kind of person is as poor as money. He is only nice to you to cheat you. Don't be fooled by his behavior.
What you despise is exactly what I need.
Forget those unhappy things. Tomorrow will be better.
In fact, men don't care about loyalty Loyalty is because the temptation is not enough, and it doesn't matter whether they are decent or not. Because the chips for betrayal are too low.
There are many beautiful things in this world, but there is no need to leave all the bad things in that place. Do you know where the prison is?
God, Guanyin Bodhisattva, my brother is vulgar.
We are creative, and we should adopt the attitude of creative people.
You may get the career you want and the life you envy, but what you lose for it is the most precious.
When was it taken? Look at my brother's slut
Beauty in the eye of the beholder is very, very reasonable.
Although he is usually as calm as a chief from Africa, he takes his feelings more seriously than the Germans.
It's his great honor to wear his clothes.
There are often friends who drink and eat meat, but few who can bear hardships.
Conscience dipped in ink is black.
I look at you. You are an upgraded version of the beast.
Did you do your homework? Worse than romance novels.
You are making up your skills now. As clear as fire.
I, a dead mouse, don't feel cold now. I don't have to worry about paying my debts.
Wow, you guys are bloody.
Perfect classic line 3 1, I want to prove to the lovelorn people all over the world that the taken lover can be taken back by scientific methods.
2. Didn't you agree to give me food below?
3. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person; Bad love leaves only one person in your world.
4. A person who really understands and appreciates you and is reluctant to leave you.
Wang Jingjing, the big star played by Fan Bingbing, spoiled Ji-seob So: I thought you agreed to give me something to eat.
6. Brother two dog, I want to eat your big stuffing jiaozi.
7. More importantly, see yourself clearly in true love and bravely pursue what you want. Good love can make you see the whole world through one person; Bad love leaves only one person in your world.
8. This is the pain of breaking up. What torments me is not what I just lost, but the memory I once had about Jeff.
9. A woman in love is a fool, and a woman in lovelorn is a madman.
10, Fan Bingbing said foolishly when he was dressed as a village girl: Brother two dog, I want to eat your big stuffing jiaozi.
1 1, I want to see your performance.
12, a woman's stomach is a good friend of the heart. The stomach always changes with her heart. A lovelorn woman's heart is like a hole, and her stomach will help her fill it desperately, as if this can help her relive her lost satisfaction until.
13, when Sebrina saw Ruby Lin selling cars, he said contemptuously: frivolous! (The expression is hilarious! )
14, men are too lazy to even leave a woman who broke his heart, just to avoid forgetting or remembering a brand-new woman.
15, this is the pain of breaking up. What torments me is not what I just lost, but the memory I once had about Jeff. They are like countless vampires, crawling, crawling, crawling all over the body, looking for those fragile and inflamed blood vessels and sucking them until they drain all my hopes for a better future.
16. Only when a woman finds herself can she find true love: a person who really understands and appreciates you and is reluctant to leave you.
17, Sophie: Headache, toothache, stomachache! (Chang Rui is admiringly taking pictures of Sophie)
18. At the Halloween party, the button of Chang Rui played by Peter Ho hangs on Sophie's sheep skirt played by Zhang Ziyi.
Chang Rui: Don't move, it's already hooked!
Sophie: Why are you riding on me? You want to take advantage of me again!
Chang Rui: The button is hooked!
Sophie: untie it quickly, and I will help you!
Perfect Classic Line 4 "Perfect" is a brand-new romantic comedy with an international perspective. In Perfect, Sophie, the female cartoonist played by Zhang Ziyi, and the female star played by Fan Bingbing staged a love war. Since its release, the classic love lines in Perfect have been deeply loved by the audience. I'll collect it first and share it with you!
Men are lazy, even too lazy to leave a broken-hearted woman, just to avoid forgetting or remembering a brand-new woman.
A woman's stomach is a good friend of her heart, and it always changes with her heart. A lovelorn woman's heart is like a hole, and her stomach will try its best to fill it, as if it could help her heart and relive her lost satisfaction until.
Only when a woman finds herself can she find true love: a person who really understands and appreciates you and is reluctant to leave you.
A woman in love is a fool, and a woman in lovelorn is a madman.
This is the pain of breaking up. What torments me is not what I just lost, but the memory I once had about Jeff. They are like countless vampires, crawling, crawling, crawling all over the body, looking for those fragile and inflamed blood vessels and sucking them until they drain all my hopes for a better future.
More importantly, see yourself clearly in true love and bravely pursue what you want. Well, you can see the whole world through one person; No, but there is only one person left in your world.
Perfection is fun.
Zhang Ziyi's ambitious words: I want to prove to the lovelorn people all over the world that the taken lover can be taken back by scientific methods!
Lu Xiaoxi, played by Ruby Lin, said to the car seller: I also want to see your sexiness.
Ruby Lin's boyfriend with long hair often says: Good morning.
When Sebrina saw that Ruby Lin was seducing a man who sold cars, he said contemptuously: frivolous! (The expression is hilarious! ! ! )
Fan Bingbing's big star Wang Jingjing spoiled Ji-seob So: Isn't it agreed to give me food _
Ruby Lin and Sebrina argued with each other; Ruby Lin suddenly said: Sebrina shelled the land and said, Shut it down! ! !
The brand ChinaTaxi posted on the taxi in the film.
When the pregnant woman in that hospital was pushed into the door, she shouted at her husband, you melon! ! ! (Sichuan dialect)
Li Li, played by Sebrina, said when introducing her single boyfriend: Don't touch my husband!
When Fan Bingbing dressed up as a village girl, he said stupidly: Brother two dog, I want to eat your big stuffing jiaozi # @% *
In the bathroom of the gym, Zhang Ziyi was about to sneak up on Fan Bingbing, but he was caught by the other side, so he had to pinch the pompoms on Fan Bingbing's leather shoes: I like your hair.
Sebrina: Headache, toothache and stomachache! (I forgot what the scene was! ) While taking photos, Peter Ho drools: sexyoh! sexy
Zhang Ziyi was very angry and decided that Peter Ho was a wolf. As a result, he crossed the wall and found Peter Ho patting dishes. Quotation network
At the Halloween party, the button of Chang Rui played by Peter Ho hangs on Sophie's sheep skirt played by Zhang Ziyi.
Chang Rui: Don't move, it's already hooked!
Sophie: Why are you riding on me? You want to take advantage of me again!
Chang Rui: The button is hooked!
Sophie: untie it quickly, and I will help you!
The other people at the dance exaggerated that they were there. )
The fifth sentence of the perfect classic "Stop me wherever I want to go, and I can hear your voice no matter how far away"
"If you are really good for me, you won't embarrass a person who once loved you so much."
"Yes, but it will hurt more if you ignore me."
Sorry, sorry. Can you cash it?
You're going to hit me, right? As long as you don't kill me, I will come back tomorrow. Sorry to interrupt. ....
The stylist who is redder than the reddest red star is Xu Mengfei.
In fact, men don't care about loyalty Loyalty is because the temptation is not enough. Decent doesn't matter, because the chips of betrayal are too low.
"I'm a little dull and stupid; I haven't read any books and don't have much money; I can't understand your jokes, and I can't guess your brain twists; I walk so fast that I can't care about you; When I am often confused, I still beg you to scold me a few words so that I can understand; I am such an idiot. ..............., would you like to stay with me? "
Xin er; Why are you so kind to me?
Chen Chao: Born.
What you say, others will write. This is gossip.
The swearing part on the bus:
Chen Chao, you give it to me now. Right now.
Now get down here.
You are a coward, you know that?
I despise you.
I will despise you if you don't say something new.
I despise you.
You come down now.
Chen Chao, you can draw and do manual work.
Good at photography and good memory.
If you want to go back to your hometown like this.
Let me tell you something.
You are nothing. You are a loser.
You are a pile of rubbish.
You are a piece of garbage, you know that?
Recycling is worthless.
You get down, you get down.
The driver opened the door.
Did you hear that? Open the door.
Chen Chao, if you were a man,
Hold your head up.
See if the sky is falling.
Has the ground subsided?
If you die, I will stop you.
I am an asshole.
You want to live.
Just give me a good life.
Live honestly for me.
You got it? You got it?
You come down here.
Chen Chao was stupid at that time, and the crowd couldn't stand it, so they squeezed him out of the car.
There is another one that Morphy told Xiaoyao.
"It's time for me to take a walk in Chen Chao." Haha, I'm laughing to death.
necessary
A month's Haagen-Dazs, I enjoy it, you pay.
I'll give you one last chance to defend yourself!
Chen Chao recited Morphy's passage and asked Morphy if you were tired.
Morphy: What am I tired of if you are not tired ~ ~
From this, I think Chen Chao is honest and kind, always thinking of others and asking if people are tired.
We are creative, so we should adopt the attitude of creative people.
Denial is also a kind of behavioral creativity.
It doesn't matter if you say it again. If you want to make fun of your life, I'll jump with you when you jump off the cliff.
Morphy thought that Chen Chao would confess to her. So, Chen Chao said: I was lucky to have a friend like you in my last life.
Morphy said angrily, don't be sensational here, just say something irrelevant!
1. If you understand it, you must execute it. If you don't understand, you must implement it.
2. 20xx on the 300 th floor underground.
We are not qualified to be picky, as long as we keep our pride.
4. What's sorry? Excuse me, can you cash it?
5. all right! All right! I used to have a conscience. I tell you, I like to pay for Haagen-Dazs for a month.
6. Do you know what an invalid contract is? Abuse legal terminology, don't pretend to understand.
7. Bastard, it's good to get cheap.
8. Morphy, I said you were unlucky enough. You just escaped from brother Xia, and now you meet another one. It's getting better and better.
9. Well, take your time! It's like an artifact.
10. Morphy said, "I want to tell you something. Sleeping at night will sleepwalk. I am not sure what to do if I swim out. " Chen Chao said, "It doesn't matter! Often sleep in the middle and go out for a walk. Morphy said I met you, and I was very bad.
1 1. Like ordinary people, they are hungry when they wake up.
12. Yo, who is this soldier? He is really a postmodernist. He is not tall enough to make this wig with his hairstyle. Wu Dalang can't be Song Wu.
13. This style is too problematic. Completely destroy the idols of middle-aged and elderly women and really get rid of them.
14. Putting a big egg on your head feels like putting a green cherry on a cake. what do you think?
15. It's not like selling baked wheat cakes. Why do you always want to eat them?
16. Chivalrous woman's figure is too punctual. How to match Wu Can Dalang? Do you think Pan Jinlian is willing to cheat? She has to do this.
17. Beijing is nine to five, which is just the beginning of the day.
18. Heroes usually enter the house by climbing over the wall. No prestige, so they just broke into houses.
19. A clean, comfortable and simple life is suitable for this old man. I'm only in my early twenties. I'm not married and have no children. Why do you want me to cross directly?
20. What makes you guide my life? My life, I want to go by myself. Even if I take a detour, it is my wealth. I have no regrets, I am worth it.
2 1. xu teacher is a famous torture assistant to show his glory. That's a routine way to satisfy the desire of female fans to worship. You will make a fuss.
22. This kind of person is poor only with money. He is only nice to you to cheat you. Don't be fooled by his behavior.
What you despise is exactly what I need.
24. Forget those unhappy things. Tomorrow will be better.
25. In fact, men don't care about loyalty because they are not attractive enough, and they don't care about decency because the chips of betrayal are too low.
There are many beautiful things in this world, but there is no need to leave all the bad things in that place. Do you know where the prison is?
27. God, Guanyin Bodhisattva, my brother is secular.
28. We are creative, and we should adopt the attitude of creative people.
29. You may get the career you want and the life you envy, but what you lose for it is the most precious.
3 1. When was it taken? Look at my brother's coquettish appearance.
32. Beauty in the eye of the beholder is very, very reasonable.
Although he is usually as calm as a chief from Africa, he takes his feelings more seriously than the Germans.
It's his great honor to wear his clothes.
35. There are often friends who drink and eat meat, but few who can bear hardships.
36. Conscience is all black.
37. I think you are an upgraded version of animals.
38. Have you done your homework? Worse than romance novels.
39. The skills you are making up now are really perfect.
40. I'm a dead mouse now. I'm not afraid of the cold and I'm not worried about paying my debts.
4 1. Wow, you are so bloody.
Perfect classic line 6 1, the heroine always says: have a rest, have a rest.
Actually, buying underwear is the same as choosing a girlfriend. It's useless to look good, but comfortable is right.
3. How can a poet live when love is dead?
Even if the person I love is old, I will love her old face (but she doesn't love you anymore). Let this ruthless current break through my heart abandoned by love.
5. Money is more reliable than feeling.
6. Women with advantages naturally have different lives.
7, you can't do this, you die of old age in your dreams.
8. First of all, eyes are very important. Your eyes need to convey the message: Hey, boy, I have a crush on you. You have to worry.
9. Remember, only in the property frequented by petty bourgeoisie can you meet a man with taste.
10, speed is a man's favorite. Good people are always self-disciplined. Don't make trouble, how can they appear?
1 1, it is said that people come into this world in pairs, but where is my other half? Still flying in the sky? Take a break, take a break.
12, no matter how perfect the fairy tale is, it is still a fairy tale. The princess is still dead, dead in the fairy tale.
13, don't have too many illusions about love, either eat, drink and be merry in time or find a long-term meal ticket.
14, breaking up is an art, which can best reflect a person's quality and self-restraint.
15, your appearance affects your appetite, why not pay attention to it?
16. What do you do in your spare time? I gain weight most of the time and lose weight the rest of the time.
17, beer, I'm here to heal. I'll go home with you at night and get to know it in close contact.
18, an old man: I was married once without children, just once, once, not much, not much, just once.
19, many people say that I look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, but people don't admit it. In fact, people are still very hello kitty.
20, men, like watermelons, it's useless to just listen, but you have to open it and taste it. In fact, I am quite reliable.
2 1, true love doesn't care about appearance, but the fit of soul is the key. It would be more perfect if we combined appearance with mind.
22, loneliness, loneliness is a double-edged sword, hurting yourself and hurting others.
23. The son of heaven who wants your life, the son of heaven who wants your life.
24, in fact, love is an economics, pay attention to input and pay, you are out of balance now.
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