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Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

First, a good man like you wants to be your matchmaker as soon as he sees you, but he doesn't want to keep you for himself.

Don't worry, the best things will come when you least expect them to.

Life is not destined to be smooth sailing. Every face that is no longer young bears the scars left by time, but they will still choose to move forward bravely and pursue light and happiness.

Fourth, if you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

Those who seem to be kind to everyone are actually the loneliest.

6. Sometimes we make an agreement to forget each other in the Jianghu, but we always meet again at the corner of the road. That's because when two people have the same inner direction, they both go the same way. Life is not destined to meet again, but to meet again with love. Two people who have lost their feelings will never see each other again, even in the same city every day. Only people who love each other can not leave a stranger. Universal human feelings, people who may meet again, are all because they are reluctant. Su Qin

Seven, the spiritual result is always marriage, physical love often stops at a certain stage, and there is little hope of marriage.

Meet the person you want to meet among thousands of people. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, you happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later. There is nothing else to say, just gently ask: Oh, you are here, too.

Nine, insomnia is like an unclaimed dream, a life without words, and a love affair that you knowingly commit. You don't want this to happen, but you also know that it will happen sooner or later, just like finally looking forward to sleepiness and welcoming the dawn.

You must believe in your own destiny. You are destined to succeed, you will be denied by others, the road of life will not be smooth sailing, and you will always experience setbacks. In that case, enjoy the scenery on the road.

If you can't remember the stupidest thing you have done for love, then you are not really in love; If you don't pour out the benefits of your lover and make the listener impatient, then you have never really been in love.

Twelve, a good relationship is not accidental, it takes time, patience, and two people who really want to be together.

Thirteen, when you think someone is mysterious, you will be attracted; When you think a person is romantic, you will fall in love; However, all this is fleeting. Life begins when you feel that a person has become a habit.

If one day you ask me if we can stay together until we grow old together. My answer is, you can, so can I.

Fifteen, some people will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts and kept for a lifetime.

Sixteen, a very small thing will scare love, a very small thing will make love happy. For love, everything is meaningful, and everything can also constitute Ji Guang or yoshimitsu.

Some people say that there is no secret behind true love. The person who said this knows neither love nor secrets.

Eighteen, life is nothing more than laughing at others, and then being laughed at by others. This is open-minded.

Nineteen, the first button is wrong, and you didn't find it until the last button. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only at the end have to admit it.

The bamboo curtain and a pair of gold and green landscape screens reflected in the mirror are still rippling back and forth in the wind. You will get seasick if you watch it for a long time. On closer inspection, the bamboo curtain has faded, and the magnificent scenery has become a portrait of her husband. Byakki Smoker is ten years older.

A person who is famous to a certain extent has the right to talk nonsense.

Twenty-two, love is like saving a sum of money in the bank, appreciating each other's advantages, just like supplementing income and accommodating each other's shortcomings. This is to control expenses. The so-called eternal love, from beautiful love to white hair, from blooming love to flower residue.

Twenty-three, one day, you are no longer looking for love, just love; You are no longer eager to succeed, just do it; You stop pursuing growth and just fix it. Then, everything really begins.

Twenty-four, independent, strong, brave, live beautifully, and always be kind to yourself.

Twenty-five, at the beginning of love, there is the taste of green papaya, with a faint fragrance and green color. When it is strong, it will not feel astringent. In the end, it will return to the original fragrance.

The tragedy of life is not that a person loses, but that he almost wins.

Twenty-seven, see through but don't say it, a lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say it.

28. When a man expects a new body, he cares about her soul and tells himself that he is in love with her soul. Only by occupying her body can he control her soul.

Twenty-nine, can see the sadness behind your smile, feel the love behind your anger, such a person can hold your hand forever.

A white rose is a holy wife, and a red rose is a passionate mistress. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still the bright line at the foot of my bed; Married a white rose, the white is the rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

Thirty-one, in this world, all true people always have different ideas. Anne baby

Thirty-two, a person should know his position, just as a person knows his face, which is the most sober consciousness. Washing off lead porcelain is better than painting it casually. Therefore, it is important to do what you can and do your best. Mo Yan

Everyone has his own life and knows each other very well.

People often miss the past, not because it is beautiful, but because it can never come back.

Thirty-five, keep your heart with your heart and look at your mouth with your brain.

Don't try so hard, the best things will come when you least expect them to.

1. Later, I learned that no matter whether you are good at calculation, heartless or cautious, the fate of life is generally like this: you have been cheated and there have always been noble people.

Second, in the waiting days, study hard, be modest and deeply rooted, so that you can flourish in the future.

Third, you should try your best to protect your dreams. People who laugh at your dreams are doomed to fail. They want you to like them. I firmly believe that as long as I have a dream in my heart, I will be different, and so will you.

Fourth, if I can't be the only one for you, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

When I bought something outside when I was a child, I always quoted the price to my parents. Now I always give my parents a low price when I go home to buy things. When I was a child, I was wronged outside and always cried in front of my parents when I came home. Since you have been wronged, you should try to keep smiling in front of your parents when you go home. Actually, we've all grown up.

6. Sometimes life needs a little change, just like taking a strange bus in a strange city. Every stop is a surprise.

Everyone has his own greatness, and you don't need anyone to prove your Excellence. Be a calm and kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and a happy heart. Years are always young. As you get older, you will find that childlike innocence is something to be proud of. If the years are quiet, rest your body and mind; If time is dark, experience more. Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Eight, I think, the reason why you always feel unhappy is because you can't stand the present state and have no ability to change everything in front of you; Although you can be as lazy as a pig, you can't be as lazy as a pig.

Nine, everyone has his own choice, so do we. Giving up something unimportant in exchange for something important, whether it is worth it or not, is not enough for outsiders.

Ten, the road of life is so long, so many hardships along the way, it is not easy. When other people's love comes and goes, we are often immersed in pain, and we also become unloved of ourselves and become accomplices of the forgotten. We often walk and forget that we are the longest partner in the world. Only love can heal the wounds in love, and loving yourself is also a kind of love. Everyone is his own angel, and no one is lonely in this world.

Eleven, growing old together has nothing to do with love, it needs patience ... but patience is a kind of love. Therefore, the person who really loves you is actually the person who is willing to put up with you all the time.

12. Waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in the world.

Thirteen, add clothes in cold weather, afraid to turn on the light in dark, listen to music alone, go running when you are full, and eat when you are melodramatic. We should learn to take care of ourselves and adjust our emotions, which is not only responsible for ourselves, but also helps you not to feel inferior when you meet people in the future. The best gift for yourself and the future is to take good care of yourself now, become better and appreciate it better.

Let's accept all the good and bad, and then move on without saying a word.

15. Richness is not limited to wealth. The cultivation of moral knowledge is intangible and priceless wealth. Although it is not tangible wealth, it is actually real wealth. Because you have a noble personality and a peaceful mind, this is a very rich career. -nan huaijin's The Analects.

Sixteen, every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts and endured a lot of loneliness. I didn't complain, I didn't complain, only I knew. And after that day, you can even touch yourself when you talk about it.

Seventeen, be half smart and half confused, be smart to yourself, be as clear as a mirror about your shortcomings and mistakes, and not be careless; Look at others with confused eyes, but can't see others' right and wrong gains and losses. Just like the Tang Priest, there are no goblins and bad people in your eyes. Even if you can't see it, at least learn to know what you are doing and not say it. Say, it is hurt; No, that's tolerance.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

First, when hearts are not together, ideas and ideas are naturally different. Falling in love has become the biggest gap between two people. Romantic images imagined by many women, such as riding in his car and going for a ride with him, have also become the relatively silent rhythm of middle-aged couples. Seeing him talking and laughing with other strange women will make her feel extremely painful. It turns out that our love will die before us.

Second, let life be as light as clouds in the sky, and let the mood be as quiet as Yuan Ye in spring.

Third, blindly paying will only make your love cheap, and blindly asking for it will only ruin the other person's love for you. Love is reserved.

Fourth, there are too many people in the world, each with its own advantages, but not everyone needs to be close, whether it is friendship or love.

5. Don't say something radical because of impulse. No one wants to exchange enthusiasm for indifference and consideration for injury. Impulsive words may have broken his heart. It's easy to nail, but can you pull it out to mend the hole in the fence? If you do, please apologize and try to make up for it with your gentleness, but I'm not sure it will work.

6. There are always some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept rather than miss.

People who really love you will never leave you. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

Eight, a love only has a gentle heart, will have the courage to face the mountains and rivers and emotions.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. In the end, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget.

Ten, feelings do not need commitment, no agreement, no conditions. It only needs two people: one who can trust and one who is willing to understand.

Don't question yourself, you are good enough. Sometimes, you can't understand or learn something well, just because you think and accept problems from different angles. Don't worry, you can solve it in your own way, it just takes some time.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

Thirteen or ten years ago, you loved me, and I couldn't escape. Ten years later, I love you and you are not around. The miss of life is like this. A brake is forever, and regret is also a memorial. On the way to practice, speculation is absolutely not allowed, masks will be torn, lies will be exposed, and no one will be spared. -Lin's "If it is in full bloom, the breeze will come"

Fourteen, growth will make people understand that the only regret is those things that have not been tried.

Fifteen, worry, is to torture yourself with your own mistakes; Regret is destroying yourself with helpless past events; Worry is to scare yourself with virtual risks.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Seventeen, if love can be explained, the oath can be modified. If you meet me, we can reschedule. Then life will be easier. If one day, I can finally forget you. However, this is not a random story. Not tomorrow's play. I couldn't find the manuscript, and then I erased you.

Be nice to yourself. Be nice to others. Be kind to yourself and be kind to yourself who is strong and optimistic. No more tears for people who don't care about me. Choose to trust each other, whether he is good or bad. To be a smart woman, she only plays dumb when she is naughty. Live seriously. Less fantasy. No longer looking forward to happiness, it is around. I want to live warmer than summer. -How many meters?

Nineteen, those who praise your strength are people who don't know you. People who know you will say: don't insist.

Twenty, people's life, how many memorable stories, in the past years, the bitterness of crying, the joy of laughing.

No matter what happened in the past, you must believe that the best has not yet arrived. Even if life gives you a thousand reasons to be sad. You should also find 101 reasons to be happy. No matter how cruel the world is, you should keep a relieved heart, thaw all indifference with your smile, forgive all people and things before going to bed, live in the present, be less dependent, take care of yourself, and believe that there will always be unexpected warmth on the road.

Twenty-two, the most stubborn wound in the world is a bloodless wound. There is no good medicine and no cure. Even if it is calm and seemingly complete and calm, every time the wind blows, it will wrinkle up tiny cracks and secretly hurt. -Tonghua

Twenty-three, to get different harvest, you have to choose different seeds; If you want to see different scenery, you must take a different road from others; To reach an unprecedented height, we must make unprecedented efforts.

The most important thing is not to rely on money. People should enjoy wealth and prepare for life when they lose it.

Twenty-five, some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

One of our most common virtues is to accept our own misfortune. Gabriel Garcia Marquez

27. The premise of doing anything well is that you love it very much.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Rabindranath Tagore (186 1 year-1941year) is a famous Indian poet, writer, social activist, philosopher and Indian nationalist. 19 13 years, together with gitanjali, he became the first Asian to win the Nobel Prize in Literature. 1. Don't stay, pick flowers and keep them, just go ahead and bloom all the way.

Sometimes, two people who have never met each other are really likely to become bosom friends as soon as they meet.

3. Life is gorgeous like summer flowers and death is beautiful like autumn leaves.

The people who make society great in the world are those who have the courage to try and solve new problems in life!

Believe in love, even if it brings you sorrow. Sometimes love is believed not because it is seen, but because it is believed.

6. We read the world wrong and say it deceives us.

7. I heard the echo of the valley and my heart, reaped the empty soul with a lonely sickle, repeated rejection and happiness, and finally an oasis swayed in the desert. I believe in myself, born like a brilliant summer flower, never withering, enchanting like fire, bearing the burden of heartbeat and breathing, never getting tired.

8. If you love her, let your love surround her like sunshine and set her free.

9. Once, we dreamed that everyone was a stranger. When we wake up, we know that we love each other. One day, we dreamed that we loved each other, and I woke up to realize that we were strangers.

10. One night I burned all my memories and my dreams became transparent. One morning, I threw away everything from yesterday, and since then, my steps have been light.

1 1. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

12. It is the easiest to blame others, the hardest to know yourself, and the greatest to love.

13. When we love this world, we really live in it.

14. My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

15. Pain is inevitable, but I must use all my strength to save myself from a kind of self-torture. I can never think that my life has been ignored by anyone and lost its value.

16. Great changes in women's temperament are often due to love, while great changes in men's temperament are often due to dedication.

17. Let love melt into memories and pain turn into songs. Let the flight fly across the sky and end with the folded wings of homing. Let the touch of your hand be as gentle as the flowers at night.

18. You smiled slightly and said nothing to me. And I feel like I've been waiting for this for a long time.

19. Life is like crossing the sea, and we meet in the same narrow boat. When we die, we all go to the other side, go our separate ways and go to different worlds.

20. My last blessing is to those people: they know I am not perfect, but they still love me.

2 1. Be sure to choose the enemy carefully, because you will find that you are more and more like the enemy.

22. The world lacks many things, but there is no shortage of picky people. If you want to find one, you will meet hundreds.

23. A wise man knows how to educate, but a fool knows how to strike.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to. What we have to do is: work hard with hope and wait for the beautiful appearance.

25. When you cry for missing the sun, you will also miss the moon and stars.

26. I want to say the deepest words to you, but I dare not, lest you laugh. So I laughed at myself and broke my secret in a joke. I spoke out my pain easily, because I was afraid you would do it. I want to tell you the truth, but I dare not, for fear that you won't believe me. So I made it true and false, saying the opposite of what I really meant. I made my pain ridiculous because I was afraid you would do it.

27. Even though I am very young, I still have my life. Even if I am very young, I still have my family; Even though I am very young, I still use my freedom. I have enough; Satisfied, I am no longer small.