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Curtain opens: In the middle of the stage are the seats and coffee table of a passenger train. The sound of a train arriving at the station.

[Lao Tie got on the train with a gloomy look.

Iron: Alas, my daughter has grown up and she has no choice but to find a partner to cast pig iron. I was so angry that I got on the train and ran away from home! (Mobile phone rings) Hello, I'm your dad. I'm not your dad! Where am I? If I don’t tell you, I won’t need you to collect my body if I die outside! If you don’t follow that boy named Geng, don’t call me dad! (Turn off the phone and take a seat)

[Old Geng carried a heavy packaged iron item.

Geng: My son is having a meeting in Beijing and wants me to deliver something quickly. I bought a ticket for 249, which is 250 for one number difference. (Look at the ticket to find a seat) This is 253...252...251. Comrade, are you 250?

Tie: (ignoring the other party)...

Geng: Comrade, I am number 249, are you number 250?

Tie: Don’t you hate me! How could such a lack of fire come from and say that others are 250?

Geng: (Suddenly realizing that the other party is an acquaintance) Oh, isn’t this Big Brother Tie Laoleng! I am Lao Geng, Lao Geng. We haven’t seen you for a few years, but you don’t recognize me? Now, your daughter is having a good relationship with my son. The energy between the two of them is stickier than that fat pot...

Tie: (narrator) A scabies toad is running on your feet today, why are you so disgusting? where! How could I happen to run into him while taking the train?

Geng: (enthusiastic) Brother Laoleng, my son said your daughter is not bad, she is smart and capable, beautiful and kind, plump and curvy, charming and sexy...

Tie: Okay! No one treats you as a mute, and the entire carriage hears your croak.

Geng: Brother Laoleng, I mean we are about to become relatives. Where are you going, your in-laws?

Tie: A chicken's butt lays a hundred eggs, do you lose anything? What in-laws, in-laws, you got the wrong person, I am not stupid.

Geng: What! Even if you have peeled off three layers of skin, I can still recognize you as Tie Laoleng. Back then, we two brothers worked in the same workshop in the same iron foundry. Who didn't know that you were the best at work, the most obscene jokes, and the most raunchy little songs you sang? It still makes me laugh when I think about it now, such as The one you sang "Send the Lover": (Singing) Send the lover to the north of the gate, I met an old turtle carrying a big stone tablet...

Tie: (violently interrupting the other party) Don't sing Got it! Let me tell you, I am really not a local, nor a Tie Laoleng, nor your future in-laws.

Geng: Hehe, this is strange. So where are you from and what is your last name?

Tie: I...I am from Ci County, my surname is Zhang.

Geng: A native of Ci County. Sorry, I am from Xiong County, and my surname is Chu. (punches out)

Tie: (cannot help laughing) Haha...! You old bad boy.

Geng: Brother Tie, I know you are worried about your children’s marriage. But you have to know that my son is not as good-for-nothing as me. That kid is a good piece of steel! He is a college student. Normally, I, a rough old man, don’t know how to educate him with any aphorisms or famous sayings, so I always say to him: We are from Gaocheng, Gaocheng, Gaocheng, and we can succeed in anything we do. Not only will you succeed in your career, but you will also succeed with your classmate and the daughter of Lao Tie’s family!

Tie: Then I will be a Zanhuangren again. Praise the emperor, praise the emperor, let them disperse first and then fall asleep. I will only be happy when they are gone. Praising the new music of the emperor, dispersing the joy of the yellow heart...

Geng: Here we go again, otherwise people would laugh at me for being uneducated, why would I be so happy about using place names?

Tie: Well, if you can’t play elegantly, just make do and ask me to have fun. Ever since my girl got stuck with your stinky son, bro, I’ve been feeling so depressed, like the popcorn stove, it’s about to explode! Who am I going to say something to? The two of them always sleep in the same room. I heard that they have already had their babies in the same room, including several miscarriages... Oops, there is no place for my old face!

Geng: Where are you? They were developing high-strength railway components for Yichen Company. After several miscarriages, they finally came to fruition.

It's all my fault that you have been telling pornographic jokes and singing pornographic songs all your life, and you have imagined pornographic things as pornographic! What's the fuss about? Besides, what's wrong with my son? He is 1.80 meters tall and weighs 150 pounds. Three years after graduating from college, he is the junior boss of Yichen Company.

Tie: Here and there, I'm afraid I won't succeed in the end, and it will be difficult to stand out in my life.

Geng: Wrong, you are looking at people through wooden eyes. I told you just now that my son is a piece of high-quality steel. If you don’t believe it, just listen to the sound of this piece of steel when I knock it. (Unlocking the cloth bag he brought, he took out a piece of railway steel and struck it)

Tie: (overjoyed) Ouch! It sounds so good. I have been dealing with steel all my life, and this is the first time I heard such a strong steel sound. To our old steelworker, this sound is better than that of Song Zuying, Yan Weiwen, and Dai Yuqiang!

Geng: This steel piece was developed by my son with painstaking efforts and hard work with the support of your daughter. It can be said that this steel is my son, and my son is this piece of steel.

Tie: So, the private enterprise Yichen Company is really amazing? !

Geng: Of course. Did you know that the national railway speed has been greatly increased six times, and Yichen Company has been credited each time. Currently, among the many railway equipment manufacturers across the country, only four have won the bid, and Yichen is one of them. Yichen relies on this kind of resounding product quality and technical talents like my son! Just because of the production of such high-strength castings, my son has won awards from several national departments. He is having a grand meeting in Beijing these days.

Tie: Stop it, stop it. I just said where is your son having a meeting?

Geng: It’s so grand in Beijing.

Tie: Where is the grand ceremony in Beijing?

Geng: You are a wizened old man, you don’t even know the grand ceremony in Beijing, otherwise people would say you are uneducated. Grand Ceremony is the most famous place in Beijing. All conferences are held there. You see, it's written in the newspaper: "The National Railway Equipment Expo was grandly held in Beijing."

Tie: Well, they are talking about a grand meeting in Beijing...

Geng: I am also talking about a grand meeting in Beijing. Many major conferences are held there. Okay, okay, you are uneducated, I won’t argue with you.

Tie: Who is the uneducated audience in the audience? Is that right?

Geng: Stop inciting me. If you incite your girl to marry my son again, I will be angry. I will make you mad!

Tie: I'm not angry. I also want to go to Beijing to visit your son. He has realized the ideal of an old steel worker like me and made such a great contribution to the country.

Geng: Whether your contribution is big or not, please listen to your steps. The train speeds up under your steps. Yichen’s products are extremely strong! Whenever Yichen people get on the train, their hearts are filled with indescribable emotions. It can be said that we are carrying the wheel of speed on our shoulders, making it fly forward day and night!

Tie: Lao Geng, so you are also from Yichen now?

Geng: Yes, we were both laid off that year and we had to send our son to school. Mr. Zhang from Yichen heard that I had good skills and came to recruit me personally. From then on, I turned waste into treasure, my sword never grows old, and the longer I work in the casting workshop, the better I feel.

Tie: Please tell the leader, let me turn waste into treasure, as long as I can make sand castings, play with steel, and work with your son on the business, it doesn’t matter whether you pay me or not.

Geng: I understand your mood, but I’m afraid my son won’t agree. Do you think, if you don’t recognize him as your son-in-law, he can still want you?

Tie: Oh, I have to be a father-in-law first, and then a worker. Okay, okay, now I agree, I am willing to marry your son...

Geng: Stop talking, the bus has reached the end, get ready to get off.

Tie: Are you arriving in Beijing so soon?

Geng: Isn’t it called a speed increase if it’s not fast? Go, get off the car.

Tie: Brother, you have to take care of my entry into Yichen Factory. Please, my in-laws, my dear in-laws.

Geng: (deliberately) What in-laws, I don’t know you! You are from Ci County, I am from Xiong County, your surname is Zhang, my surname is...

Tie: Okay, we are both from Gaocheng. Gaocheng, Gaocheng, whatever you do will work!

Geng: Yes, Lianzhou, Lianzhou, connect your hearts and move forward together