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Who won, longwu or Chen Xiaowang?

Both of them won, because they both achieved the purpose of hype.

It is good for the elderly to practice Tai Chi gymnastics, but it is wrong for you to stand up and fool others. Let's explain the double-reed deception of dragon five and Chen Xiaowang:

Longwu pushes the truck with his feet tied behind his back, and leans forward substantially, with the center of gravity not between his feet, so as to give full play to his strength. If the truck is suddenly removed, dragon five is bound to fall forward. So dragon five pushed the van hard. This is a real push.

However, when longwu pushes Chen Xiaowang, his feet are tandem, and the center of gravity is still between his feet. Its front foot hardly moves, and its back foot keeps rubbing back and forth on the ground. If Chen Xiaowang is removed, longwu can still gain a foothold in this position. So longwu didn't push Chen Xiaowang hard, it was a fake push.

If you want to test Chen Xiaowang's ability, I propose two simple methods:

Method 1. When longwu pushes the truck, let Chen Xiaowang stand in front of the truck 10 meter, and don't let longwu know that Chen Xiaowang is standing in front of the truck. In this case, let longwu push the truck forward 100 meters. When the truck is pushed in front of Chen Xiaowang, see if Chen Xiaowang can stop it.

Method two. Hang an electronic scale on the wall, and let longwu push the scale to measure his maximum thrust. Then hang the electronic scale in front of the bulldozer, let Chen Xiaowang stand in front of the electronic scale, start the motor of the bulldozer, and see how many kilograms the electronic scale shows when Chen Xiaowang is just pushed. Finally, compare dragon five's thrust with Chen Xiaowang's resistance, and you will know the result.