Internet celebrity jokes classic sentences

1. Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other. 2. The feeling of reviewing is: a large wave of zombies is about to come, but I haven’t even planted sunflowers yet!

3. If I hadn’t met a hairstylist who made his own decisions that year, I would have found my partner long ago.

4. Protect yourself and love others. Please don’t go out in broad daylight to scare people, okay?

5. There is a tiger in front of the mountain and a monkey at the foot of the mountain. If the tiger chases the monkey, the monkey will fight the tiger; if the tiger cannot chase the monkey, the monkey cannot fight the tiger.

6. The longer you stay in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people.

7. Were you born to bring out the beauty of the world? Otherwise, are you making garbage?

8. I am not a good reader, but my parents forced me to do this. The exam questions are as deep as the sea, and eggs are rolling in.

9. Why is my heart beating so fast? It’s because I have a thick and thin throat.

10. I remember that I was only 15. My youth, first kiss, and first time were all ruined by you.

11. Maybe time is the best antidote. You see, I can’t remember the day you lent me money last week.

12. On the Qingming Festival, it is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even taking a holiday has to take the credit of their ancestors.

13. From now on, whoever says he loves you will just say it when he goes up to you. If he doesn’t fight back, he really loves you.

14. If you miss him, just send him a shaking frame. If he wants to ask you why you are shaking, just say I’m cold

15. Do you want to be fat for the rest of your life? Want to be fat for the rest of your life. Are you being laughed at? Do you want to be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life?

16. I only pay attention to you for the first time and never disturb you. I like you because I want you to know that I am always here.

17. Do you want to be fat for the rest of your life? Do you want to be laughed at by others for the rest of your life? Do you want to be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life?!

18. Maybe one day we will have to be strangers, so please You have left all the misfortune on my shoulders.

19. What I hate the most is when people tell me Happy Singles’ Day. The damn thing is that I have to say thank you.

20. When arguing with others, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

21. I don’t know why I am like this. I feel so uncomfortable and insomnia that I can’t sleep. Now I feel so sleepy and uncomfortable

22. I have a desire not to tan, but I have a heart that wants to go out and play all day long.

23. The first line: envy, jealousy and hatred, the second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness, the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single.

24. I was watching a movie in the cinema, and the screen suddenly went black, and then I heard a guy shouting: Move the mouse.

25. Facts have proved that girls are better at picking up girls than boys, and boys are easier to find boyfriends than girls.

26. Praise those who treat deer as horses, promote those who flatter horses, punish those who treat cows as horses, and punish those who work alone.

27. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam, but when I woke up I saw that I was actually taking an exam

28. Some people wore two pairs of long johns and froze to death. Some people wear stockings and still live!

29. There are two kinds of people in the world that are the most fascinating, one is like me, and the other is like me.

30. How many infatuations are in the wind and rain, how many tears streak the night sky. Infatuation is originally a feeling of love, and when we meet, we smile and fall into dreams.

31. Love is like fast food. It doesn’t matter what the taste is, as long as it can satisfy physiological needs.

32. When I first come out of the shower, I always feel that I am so beautiful and cute, because my brain is full of water.

33. Living in this era of nonsense, you must have a fuck-your-sister mentality towards everything.