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Similar to the book written by Ruo Shui Liu Li, men are strong and women are strong, and love is not abusive. .

1. Money King Sha Fei

Xi Guo Xuan Cheng's eldest daughter, whose mother died when she was born, could not get her father's love. With the joint efforts of the second wife and her daughter, she became the omniscient, omniscient, lazy and bad girl in this city. She is no longer her, but her, just a ghost who lives in hell without desire or desire. I wanted to live a quiet life like this, but unfortunately, a dispute took her away.

He is the humble king of West Guo Xuan. He is gentle and deep, and dotes on her in every way. He said, "I love you, so you must love me too." Nobody can take you away from me. You can only be in my arms, spoiled by me, spoiled by me, and never die. "

He, the prince of Nanxiang, is cold and arrogant. He bullies her and only wants her to be by his side: "Guanger, come with me. I can give you anything you want!" "

His oriental prince is cruel and domineering, but he loves her in the wrong way, thinking that power is everything: "As long as you come to my side and love me only, I will make you a crown princess!" " When you have a country in the future, you will enjoy it with me. [This article is my favorite, strong men and strong women, sweet and warm, one-on-one, no cheating, no physical abuse! ]

2. After the cold blood of the emperor

Inch bone nail, broken red kills; Fight to dry Kun, flowers bloom and fall.

She has a pair of blood pupils, reborn with hatred, blocked contact with people with indifference, and wrapped her frozen heart with biting. Is she an angel or a devil?

He has the domineering spirit of Kirin, the ferocity of lone wolf, the ferocity of tiger and the viciousness of snake. He took hegemony as the blade and tenderness as the chain, trapping her layer by layer.

Strong woman, one-on-one

first part

"Who the hell are you!" The frightened voice is called out from the beauty's mouth, but if she is crazy, her beautiful face will become distorted!

Wearing a black robe, the bearer leaned lazily against the man wearing a white mink cloak, with ruby-like pupils shining brightly, a bloodthirsty smile hanging from his mouth, and said wickedly, "Autumn leaves?" Long time no see! "

Then, only heard a thunder, the beauty's left arm was forcefully torn off, and the shrill screams filled the whole palace, like being locked into hell by ghosts!

the second part

In the distance, the man clung to the blue figure with water, looking at the woman in her arms with pain and entanglement, her heart suddenly broke, and she glared at the daughter of Xuetong in the distance, hoping to cut it into pieces!

"Your ugly face makes me sick. I didn't expect this heart to be so disgusting! "

The woman stood leisurely, like a wyndell dichinson demon. "Really?" The tone is quite pondering.

Suddenly, the beautiful image buried in the opposite man's arms looked up slightly, her eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a hint of provocation in the dark, although ... there was a fear of tarsal bones in the provocative eyes.

There was a warm hug behind him, only to see the man in the white cloak bow his head and kiss the ugly scar and bloody eyes, so fondly. The moment I looked up again, the eagle eye was brand-new, blond and cold! Sounds like a cold kiln!

"kill!"

3. "Evil Emperor Cold Wife"

Wizards now, the world is in chaos, auxiliary jun, set the quartet.

She is the emperor of the underworld.

She, Miss Xiang Fu,

She is the princess of Wang Fu,

She's a princess? She's a goddess?

Her identity is puzzling, maybe, she, just her!

Be patient, bear! Bury the pain of that cone in your heart! Just to remember the hatred that will never disappear!

She, cold and aloof, keeps people away!

Only a devil can smile for him.

Her heart is like a snake and scorpion, but she is also a person who will not attack me, and I will not attack!

I smiled at the corners of my mouth and stood by and saw this chaotic world again! Version 2

Natural foresight, wizards shield out, assist the king, look down on the world! She, a cold and evil beauty, in this life, would rather I lose all the people in the world than they lose me a point! He, the idle cold evil gentleman! My own character, ruthless means! As everyone knows, it is better to offend the evil king than to offend the villain! On that day, the evil beauty of the whole city married the idle cold evil king. Is it sadness or joy, grace or resentment? Nobody knows! 4. The Crazy Princess of the Blood King

Content introduction:

With her lifelong memory, deep internal force and methods of resisting ghosts, she became a madman in the eyes of all people in this world.

He was born bloodthirsty and immortal, but he was helpless and became the object of everyone's bullying.

There are three and a half women in the ancient family, all of whom are immortals. Only half an ancient fourth grader, no talent, no looks, crazy.

Gu Xiaosi, 15, whose full name is Gu Ruofeng, has been crazy all day since he was born. Finally, he hanged himself one month after his fifteenth birthday.

Witnesses all said, "Gu Xiaosi went crazy and hanged himself."

There are applause all over the street: there should be no ancient fourth grade in this world! Early death and early super life!

Gu Ruofeng, a mysterious recluse in China, is a man of the Gu family, a kung fu family in the family, with outstanding talent and an eye for six ways.

A bolt from the blue sent his soul to Gu Xiaosi and hanged himself in the air.

Coming back from the dead, followed by the inexplicable imperial edict, gave the marriage snow king, an ominous son of a dynasty.

The first time he met the street, he was surrounded by the crowd and she stopped him.

She said, "Honey, what do you want?"

He said, "This lady can do whatever she wants."

So she hugged him and walked in the wind, breaking people's shoulder bones in a street.

The second wedding, in the face of all difficulties, he remained silent, and his hands under his sleeves clenched and turned white.

She gently held his hand and swore to a person in the hall: "He is the person I will protect in my life. Those who cheat others pay back a hundredfold; Those who hurt him will definitely pay back a hundred times! "

As soon as the voice fell, the head of the man who once called names and wanted to do bad things fell to the ground.

She said: "Today's wedding, I think it is more festive to see blood."

He nodded, smiled slightly, and his eyes were full of happiness: "Madam said."

In the new house, she took off his ghost mask and saw that the original beauty was ruined by the prince. Anger turned up, she, absolutely cruel!

At Hu Yun's party, she held his hand and resounded through the whole lake with the cold voice of internal force: "The blood king was born on the blood moon, but he is the lamella of my ancient style!"

If he is not breathing on the high platform of the blood pool, he will put his hand on the edge of the platform, and the blood will flow from his wrist and gather in the jade basin.

Her face is pale and her eyes are burning, just like a piece of ink in a jade basin, which always bursts with blood. ...

Since then, 3,000 blood hairs have been born. Whose eyes have been hurt and whose heart has been hurt?

He said, "Even if you destroy the world, you will kill everyone who hurts you!" "

Those who provoke me to death in this life; Blood king, I'm sorry, you will die.

You said you regretted it? I'm sorry. I regret it If it works, why row? !

Above, he searched for the green void, below, the yellow spring, as long as you don't let go, I will always be there.

Ps: The man's appearance will recover, and the man is not weak, and his back will be extremely strong! !

This article is resolutely one-on-one! !

5. "Ghost King's Gold Medal"

When I turned it over, it turned out to be an ancient version of Cinderella. Her sister was not only robbed of her fiance, but also promoted by her father to celebrate-

Joke! She's always been the only one who killed anyone. When will it be their turn to be arrogant

Hit her? All right! A needle makes you unable to lift your right hand again!

Scold her? All right! Kick you off the ice lake and feed the carp!

Assassination? All right! Let you not see the sun tomorrow!

What? Let her celebrate the bloodthirsty ghost king whose eight wives suddenly died on their wedding night?

No problem! She is a mulatto "witch", it will be interesting to see which of them is more bloodthirsty! Who is more ruthless!

Only when she married into the palace did she know that the ghost king was completely different from what was rumored outside.

Not only do you have strange poison in your body, you take medicine every day, and you have to bear the pain of bone erosion every full moon night.

The man's weak appearance made her gradually put down her guard and felt pity.

She swears, who told him to do this? She wants a thousand times, no, ten thousand times!

It's just that this man doesn't seem to be what he looks like …

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Fragment appreciation one

"Wang, Jing report pestering the princess-"

"Castrated."

"Shangguan master sent a love letter to the princess-"

"Cut."

"The imperial concubine spite the princess-"

"ruined."

"Magic domain rob our territory-"

"Find out their master, male, come out; Female, send to the military camp. "

"The king, the owner of the demon domain is the princess ..."

"oh? Make way, give the site to the princess! "

"This is ..."

"Tell the princess that mine is hers-"

"This ..."

"My people are hers, what's more, a thing apart-"

"Uh ..."

"Didn't the princess take a fancy to the infinite palace before and give it to the princess!"

"Poof ..."

"Ask the princess what else she likes, whether she wants the throne or not, and the king also took it!"

"Boom-"A bodyguard fell down, foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over.

Fragment appreciation ii

"Miss, someone paid a big price for this uncle's head." Outside the curtain, the man in black stood respectfully, while inside the curtain, the woman nestled in the man's arms.

"How much is it?" The woman giggled.

"Five thousand two hundred gold."

"It's really cheap ... Ye, why don't you give me 10 thousand, and that's it-"The woman's delicate fingers lit a flame on the man.

"If I say no-"The man holds a woman's soft ti and pecks at her lips.

"Ruthless, issue a' death curse', and those who kill the ghost king will be rewarded with 22,000 gold, plus' the best killer of the year'."

"Seven son but want to murder her husband? ! "The man rolled over and put the woman under him.

"Sir, if not, how can I make sense?"

"Don't you dare!"

Indoor, full of spring …