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Everyone treats you to write a composition on the topic.

1. "treat" means treat.

Xiao Jun, the son who has just turned six, is in the first grade. Xiaojun was somewhat withdrawn by nature and didn't fit in well in kindergarten. Now that he has officially gone to school, I hope he can learn to get along well with his classmates. So I often mobilize him to invite my classmates to my home.

On the weekend of the first month of school, Xiaojun finally brought back a male classmate. The little boy's name is Xixi. He looks dignified and strong, and his fleshy face is lovely. After all, it's my first time to come to my house, and I used to be a little stiff. I smiled and grabbed a handful of candy and put it in his hand. Yesterday he looked at me and then at Xiaojun. "I ate yesterday, my mother is fine, just eat!" Hearing this, yesterday Fei threw the candy in his hand aside and reached out and grabbed it on the candy pile. "I like this kind of alcoholic chocolate best at home."

In the evening, it's time to cook dinner for two little guys. This time is just the animation time of each channel. In the kitchen, I heard two children arguing about which cartoon to watch, and the channel kept switching between the two cartoons. "I like watching The Legend of the Rainbow Cat and Lan Tu's Seven Heroes at home." Wow, the two children became quiet when this was said. I feel very gratified, and the wayward Xiaojun also knows how to carry forward the spirit of ownership and be polite to the guests.

It's time for dinner. Today's food is very rich. Braised lion's head, sweet and sour pork ribs, spicy squid, white gourd lotus root soup ... "Xiaojun, please greet your good friends for dinner." "I ate casually yesterday, just like at home!" "Well, I like to eat this at home. Aunt, the braised lion head you made is really delicious! " Looking at chubby chopsticks like rain, Xiaojun pursed his mouth and fiddled with rice.

The little guest left, and I highly praised Xiaojun's sense of ownership today. I didn't expect Xiaojun to look wronged. "Mom, I don't want to be friends with that little fat man." "Why?" "He really took this place as his home. What he likes to eat is what I like to eat, and what he likes to watch is what I don't like to watch ... "I touched Xiaojun's head and told him not to be so haggle with friends. Xiaojun suddenly heard a sentence. "Said yesterday, let me go to his house next week. I also want to regard his home as my home, just like he is in my home. I can eat whatever I want and play whatever I want ... "

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2. On the topic of "New Year's treat", red lanterns began to hang on the balcony of the residential building in the family courtyard; The shops in the street are decorated with lights; Adults are talking and laughing while buying new year's goods, and their faces are filled with joy; Naughty children threw lit firecrackers at the crowded crowd, which caused people to scream. ..... This lively scene brings a kind of warmth and festive excitement to people in the cold winter. The Spring Festival is really coming!

Spring Festival is the most important and grand festival in China. As in previous years, on New Year's Eve, after eating jiaozi, we shot guns in the yard with our friends, and then the whole family got together to watch the party and stayed up late. Everyone's face is full of smiles, but my heart is empty and I always feel something is missing. Maybe it's because my parents are not around, but I think what's more important is the lack of expectations for the New Year.

It suddenly occurred to me that my parents told me the story of Chinese New Year when I was a child. In the past, life was hard. During the Chinese New Year, I was very happy to get an egg and eat a white-flour steamed bread. Dad seems to be back at that time, looking so happy and beautiful. "What do you hope to get in the new year?" I racked my brains. However, I am still at a loss. Since there is no special expectation, what is the special significance of the New Year for me?

This is all because our life now is so good and happy. No matter what you want, it seems that you can get it effortlessly. It's incredible. So there is a lack of expectation and desire for it. Imagine a child saving his pocket money bit by bit and finally buying a long-awaited candy. I think candy must taste great at this time. I hope to make happiness happier. Now that we have everything we need, the Spring Festival won't feel special.

Expectation brings happiness, and goals generate motivation. By the way, make a practical study plan for yourself and wait for the harvest in the coming year.

3. A 600-word composition with the topic of treating guests. The six-year-old son Xiaojun is in the first grade. Xiaojun was somewhat withdrawn by nature and didn't fit in well in kindergarten.

Now that he has officially gone to school, I hope he can learn to get along well with his classmates. So I often mobilize him to invite my classmates to my home.

On the weekend of the first month of school, Xiaojun finally brought back a male classmate. The little boy's name is Xixi. He looks dignified and strong, and his fleshy face is lovely.

After all, it's my first time to come to my house, and I used to be a little stiff. I smiled and grabbed a handful of candy and put it in his hand.

Yesterday he looked at me and then at Xiaojun. "I ate yesterday, my mother is fine, just eat!" Hearing this, yesterday Fei threw the candy in his hand aside and reached out and grabbed it on the candy pile.

"I like this kind of alcoholic chocolate best at home." In the evening, it's time to cook dinner for two little guys.

This time is just the animation time of each channel. In the kitchen, I heard two children arguing about which cartoon to watch, and the channel kept switching between the two cartoons.

"I like watching The Legend of the Rainbow Cat and Lan Tu's Seven Heroes at home." Wow, the two children became quiet when this was said.

I feel very gratified, and the wayward Xiaojun also knows how to carry forward the spirit of ownership and be polite to the guests. It's time for dinner. Today's food is very rich.

Braised lion's head, sweet and sour pork ribs, spicy squid, white gourd lotus root soup ... "Xiaojun, please greet your good friends for dinner." "I ate casually yesterday, just like at home!" "Well, I like to eat this at home.

Aunt, the stewed lion's head you made is really delicious! "Looking at chubby chopsticks, jung pursed his mouth and simply boiled the rice. The little guest left, and I highly praised Xiaojun's sense of ownership today. I didn't expect Xiaojun to look wronged.

"Mom, I don't want to be friends with that little fat man." "Why?" "He really took this place as his home.

What he likes to eat is what I like to eat, and what he likes to watch is what I don't like to watch ... "I touched Xiaojun's head and told him not to be so haggle with friends. Xiaojun suddenly heard a sentence.

"Said yesterday, let me go to his house next week. I want to treat him like he is in my house.

4. Chinese-style treatment of topic composition, reading clouds and clouds.

The size of the world is amazing. Some people are willing to be selfless, such as weaving with silkworms until they die, while others blindly pursue fame and fortune and try to show off themselves; Others diligently left their footprints in this part of the earth to prove that he had been here. Look at this day, the clouds are rolling and the clouds are comfortable; Look at the world, there are thousands of gestures, cold, cold and warm, I don't know.

Draft of China

With a series of programs such as "The Voice of China" and "I am a singer" flooding into the audience's eyes, Chinese talent shows are becoming more and more fashionable. On this draft platform, in the name of "spreading classics", it is euphemistically called "singing classics" to make traditional things more characteristic of the times. Maybe this is ostensibly to make the trend conform to tradition. But in fact, it's not entirely true. Although popular things are easy to accept, the contestants are all covering classic old songs. Where is China's original music?

Chinese style showing off wealth

With the progress of the times and the development of human beings, there are more and more rich second generation in China. One of their common characteristics is that the brilliance on the surface can't cover up the inner sink. They wear clothes to show others how tasteful they are; They eat to show others how elegant they are. Indeed, their life is extremely luxurious, and the so-called rich second generation is just a parasite who has been living under the bright aura of his parents. Without parents, they are nothing

China treats.

With the improvement of material life, people are constantly pursuing high-end consumption. People eat delicacies, birds and animals, domestic Maotai, red wine and champagne. The plates on the dining table are also covered layer by layer. Imagine that a meal of China people can be worth the income of low-and middle-income people for many days. People in China always bring a treat, the more the better. Such a waste is really a pity. If we can uphold the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation of diligence and thrift, then the Chinese hospitality will not be so outrageous!

Now "Chinese-style" things are eating into people's lives more and more. Chinese-style crossing the road, Chinese-style XXX let foreigners see China jokes, and China people's bad habits are undoubtedly exposed. However, in China, which has a vast territory and abundant resources, the so-called "many hands make light" and bad habits are only temporary. Chinese-style bad habits will one day be replaced by positive energy transmitted by Chinese-style good people and Chinese-style helping people.

Spring breeze melts rain, moistens things quietly, and Chinese style should also have China characteristics. The traditional virtue of Chinese style, which constantly transmits positive energy, has become one of the remarkable signs of China.

I have been busy visiting relatives' homes in recent days. I went to my aunt's house yesterday, my grandmother's house the day before yesterday, and my third grandfather's house the day before yesterday. Running for a few days is really exhausting. Even so, I am still very happy, because these days, everyone treats us with good wine and good food. I have a good time and I really like playing with my friends. The tables have turned, and today it's finally my turn to treat.

In order to entertain guests, my mother was so busy that she went into the supermarket and left the shopping mall yesterday that she didn't even have time to have tea. In the evening, my mother finally brought home a lot of cooking materials. My father and I rushed downstairs and took the food upstairs. After repeated several times, I threw myself on the sofa without hesitation and gasped. Through our efforts, the mountains of goods were finally transported upstairs.

The next morning, a series of dishes and banquets finally came to the world after my mother's "leaning on heaven" and "killing dragons" in the morning, plus the great help of aunts and others. I tasted one dish after another under the pretext of judging vegetables. As a result, I tasted all my favorite dishes. My mother carried me to the door like a chicken and asked me to greet the guests. I have no choice but to stay quietly.

At noon, the guests filed in, and I bowed to the guests like a pug, "Uncle, eat well and drink well", "Please eat well and drink well when you come" and "Welcome, I hope you like my fried fish balls". So I waited until all the guests arrived. I rushed to the table, hoping to have a good meal. Unexpectedly, my father suddenly gave me a look. My mind knows that I have no choice but to pour drinks for the guests one by one. My elders praised me for being sensible and my heart was full of joy. All my troubles and dissatisfaction have been forgotten. But when I poured milk for my cousin, my cousin nodded sarcastically and said, "Yes, yes, you can carve rotten wood, and your service attitude is good." I will ask your boss (referring to mom) to ask her to give you a raise in the future. " I also said grumpily, "Thank you." Then I tore open his mouth, poured all the milk into his mouth and left happily. But my cousin has been shouting: "cool, cool, but the service attitude is too bad, I want to complain to you!" " "

In the afternoon, all the guests left. I just crossed the threshold secretly, ready to play outside, but I didn't expect my mother's earth-shattering roar to come: "Come back and clean up." Alas! My bad luck began again. I have no choice but to help my mother clean the table and sweep the floor.

6. Chinese-style guest topic composition, as the name implies, is to invite people to dinner.

Dad has several good friends, and their children are all great. They studied hard and achieved excellent results. After graduating from primary school, they were admitted to the listed key junior high school-Municipal Foreign Language School with excellent results. So, in order to celebrate their children's victory, they all invited us to dinner.

This year, I also went to a middle school. Although I was assigned to a municipal foreign language school by region after the reform, they said they would treat people and not spend money on school selection fees. Let's think about it. We used to eat other people's meals, but now it's only natural to invite them to dinner. It's not rude to come.

So my father treated me at Tianxiangge Hotel. At the banquet, everyone talked well and toasted each other.

My uncles and aunts raised their glasses to wish me a good class and good grades. My brothers and sisters congratulated me with drinks, hoping that I would listen carefully in class, take notes in detail, digest what the teacher explained, and put off the homework that day if there was no problem. Their words helped me a lot, so I must remember them. Adults invite people to dinner only for children to study, which shows that they have good intentions. What a pity to inherit the wind! Yes, adults work hard every day and care about the study of the next generation.

In addition to urging the children themselves, they also urge each other and wish each other with banquets! Parents' hearts are golden, precious and valuable! As children, it is probably their greatest expectation to recognize the intentions of adults, and to eat, drink and be merry is meaningful. I hope their good wishes and dreams come true, and we hope to win glory for them.

7. Fan Zhongyan was invited to eat bean jelly at the door a few days ago. The child is so happy. Finally, Fan promised me not to write Yueyang Tower again. Alas, a bowl of cold rice noodles is really worthless.

Tao Yuanming is easier to handle. I treated him to a bucket of pure water mixed with Erguotou. This guy is not like the legendary public, he can get drunk in cold water. Of course, the price is that he doesn't write a biography of Mr.

Ouyang Xiu didn't drink enough. If he drinks too much boiled water, he will get drunk. I had to take him to the hut by the ditch behind the house and tell him that this is the real drunken pavilion. The one you went to was fake. After listening to this, Mr. Ou fell into the ditch in horror ... I pulled him up and found that he had been in a trance and could not write the drunken pavilion.

I promised Liu Zongyuan to invite him to eat pig's blood, but before I took him, I warned him that you can't be like Fan, who lost his soul when he saw cold rice noodles, and finally ate the boss's wife and cried in the toilet, even afraid to accept money. Liu Zongyuan really said, no problem, I eat a bowl, and I bring my own bowl, okay? I said yes. I didn't know what "it's too late to regret a slip of the tongue" afterwards. He took my washbasin-I want to cry without tears (I pay! )。

At the weekend, Little Monkey's restaurant opened. Pony, giraffe and tiger are all here. The little monkey brought delicious stew to the table of pony and giraffe, and he brought a pot of delicious vegetables to the table of tiger.

Yes, the guest was very angry and turned away from the table. The little monkey thought, What did I do wrong? He said to the guests, "Friends, please sit down for a while. I'll be right there. "

The little monkey came to see Uncle Elephant. He told Uncle Elephant what had happened. Uncle elephant said, "Tigers are carnivores, giraffes and ponies are herbivores." "oh! I see. " The monkey thanked Uncle Elephant and went back to the restaurant.

He exchanged two tables of food and everyone enjoyed it. The tiger gave a thumbs-up while eating and said, "Little monkey, your meat is delicious!" " "The little monkey was flattered by everyone's praise. The little monkey thought: Next time I invite you to dinner, I must not make this mistake again.

8. The second-grade diary "Treat" is a little stingy when it comes to me! I don't like being treated, and I don't like being treated by others.

But today is my treat. I invited my good "friend"-Bird. This bird is a "friend" I just met. It is covered with white fur, with silky black hair on its wings, silky yellow and light brown mixed hair on its head, and some blue hair on its head and neck.

Its hair feels as smooth as oil, and every feather seems to be in my hand. It's very comfortable! However, its waistline is particularly thick, its watery eyes are bright, its head is flat, its body is oval, it never stops, its eyes keep turning, its mouth keeps moving, and it likes to turn its head! So I named it "Liu Liu". After some thinking, I think I should dress up for this "party".

I'm wearing a white dress and my coat is gray. I waited quietly for the birds.

Then I suddenly thought of bird food. "Mom, where are you going?" "Sleep in a cage! You wait a little longer. "

"What about bird food?" "In the potato chip jar." How time flies! It's time for lunch in a blink of an eye.

I prepared a table of delicious food and wine for this little guy. Two sets of tableware, two small chairs, two plates and a bowl of bird food can be eaten.

I opened the birdcage and came out. He looks clumsy, rolling and crawling, as if he were giving us a comedy.

It dances and sings for a while. The sound is so beautiful that it flows out like a spring of the soul. I am fascinated by it, even intoxicated. I think this music is better than all the music in the world. Liu Liu is a glutton. He can't help himself when he sees tempting food.

When it eats, it will swallow hard until it fills its stomach. I don't like it's rude to walk, even when eating. I hope it can be gentle and eat one grain at a time. This is my favorite, best and most admired "friend".

After dinner, I began to see the guests off. I hesitated when I opened the birdcage again. I always wanted to give it freedom, but I couldn't bear it.

I felt very happy during the month I spent with it. I always want to recite a poem, "Peach Blossom Pond is deeper than thousands of feet, not as good as Wang Lun."

I picked it up gently and walked to the balcony. He looked at me with grateful eyes. Although he can't speak, I feel that he is saying to me, thank you for taking care of me this month. I will always remember that I am going to find my partner. Goodbye! Then he flapped his wings and flew into the blue sky.

I want to tell you now. People should have a warm family and birds should have a blue sky. Let's create a home for birds together.

9.guess who invited you today. Write a composition of 1500 words on the topic. Guess who invited you today.

Honesty is a virtue in everyone's heart and a quality. In our humanistic society, we should pay attention to honesty wherever we go. Honesty is a blessing. A person with integrity will succeed in both career and life, so integrity is the most important aspect of a person.

As long as a person talks about honesty, others will appreciate him, respect him, get close to him and help him when he is in trouble. Otherwise, people will not trust him.

As the saying goes; A promise is a promise, but a promise is a promise. That is to say, a promise is a promise and a promise is a promise.

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Trust pays attention to all aspects, such as business, work, life, making friends and so on. And people need honesty to maintain relationships; Business needs honesty to make a living and cooperate with other companies. Honesty can make

Others have a good impression on themselves, and honesty can also improve their career and life. Honesty is small enough to improve their body and mind, but big enough to make themselves famous. Honesty can help them succeed in their careers.

Achievement can also bring happiness to life.

Honesty means not only speaking, but also doing. Learn to be honest and cautious. You can't tell others what is bad for yourself and others. An honest heart needs caution.

Be careful of others, and be careful when others trust you. Honesty needs persistence, and only persistence can improve it. There is an idiom called doing good every day. We should also be sincere every day. Only by persisting can we keep our unchanging products.

Virtue, in honesty, can improve body and mind and hone endurance. Isn't this a good thing for both sides?

Honesty is honesty and trustworthiness, and a trustworthy person will often be met by others. Honesty requires courage.

Courage and prudence require persistence and the perfection of credit. Only in this way can we become completely honest people. "Faith" comes from "sincerity", which makes it more sincere. In the culture of the Chinese nation, "sincerity"

Faith accounts for a large proportion. Qu Yuan, who was exiled to Xupu, Su Wu, who was grazing, and Wen Tianxiang, who died, proved their sincerity to the motherland with their actions.

Some people say that you chose "honesty", so what did you give up? In fact, it doesn't matter what I give up I only know that choosing "honesty" can balance gains and losses, and make my work and life less sophisticated and more emotional and communicative.

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Professor Xie, who designed and built Citigroup Tower, a skyscraper in new york, proved this to the world. When there were loopholes in his eureka tower design, which might collapse in the gale, he resolutely submitted an investigation report to the municipal authorities.

All the honors, money and applause seemed far away from him, but he sent out sincere words on the radio: "I don't beg for forgiveness, I just hope that the building can be strengthened as soon as possible." Ordinary words touched ordinary people, because Xie

Honest, his career as an engineer continues. This gave birth to the strongest World Trade Center.

The most basic point of honesty is not to deceive others and not to keep your word. A dishonest person is a person who has lost his moral quality, is a person with unhealthy body and mind, not only hurts himself, but also hurts others, so he can be said to be a liar. Such people not only can't get the trust of others, but also can't gain a foothold in society. It is difficult for such people to make intimate friends. No matter where you are, you must have integrity.

Honesty needs to withstand the temptation, and no matter how many benefits, as long as it violates honesty, it will have a great impact on your future. Honesty is much better than dishonesty. Since honesty is good, why choose dishonesty?

Honesty has become an indispensable moral quality in this society. Honesty can improve ourselves and others. It is good for us to win trust, goodwill, career promotion and life progress, which is much better than no honesty. Knowing honesty, doing it well, and improving our body and mind, interests are mobile, that is to say, honesty is a blessing.