Classic humorous jokes about Valentine's Day in China.

Classic humorous jokes about Valentine's Day in China.

I have carefully selected several classic humorous jokes for you, I hope you will like them. More humorous jokes are here.

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1. Every Tanabata night, when you open the window and look at the brightest star in the sky, you should know that this represents that I am worried about you in the distance. Yes, that's how Altair came!

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2. On the night of Qixi, the Weaver Girl hugged Cowherd's arm tightly and whispered, Damn, I haven't seen you on the other side for a year. Did you go to Chang 'e privately? ? Cowherd wronged:? Not that I don't want to. She holds the rabbit every day, and the rabbit runs away when she sees our cow. Chang 'e followed closely.

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On Tanabata night, Weaver Girl complained when she saw Cowherd. Look at all the people on the ground, and you let me ride in your broken ox cart. Cowherd:? Wife BMW will eventually become scrap iron, and Mercedes-Benz will eventually become the dust of your country. And you and I snuggle up to each other and travel through time and space, but a love becomes eternal. We love happiness. ?

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4. On the night of Tanabata, the cowherd took over the Weaver Girl, immediately let the magpie fly away, and said to the proud Weaver Girl, Dear, there are cows and cars here, so don't go back. Hey hey. ? The weaver girl stared and said, you don't even have a house here. I can sleep in the car with you every day. Men are tired, men are tired.

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On the night of Qixi, Cowherd cried and said: Everyone on earth envies you for letting you see your wife only once a year, and you keep complaining about unfairness every time. ? Weaver comfort:? Who told you to do bad things in your last life? You are also a flower. ? I am a playboy? What is it that Tang Priest lives with the Seven Fairies? ?

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6. On Valentine's Day tomorrow, I turned around and found the phone number of a girl I secretly loved in middle school, and sent her a short message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, please drink half a bowl first, and I will put the remaining half in my arms to keep you warm? A few minutes later, she replied with a short message: Who introduced you? 400 at a time and 700 at night.

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7. Some people show off their precious gifts from their girlfriends on Tanabata. Although everyone is angry and envious, they are also helpless.

The man asked again: what gift should I send back to my girlfriend?

A tall man suddenly said, send angry birds.

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8. On Qixi night, Cowherd complained that Weaver Girl was an incompetent mother and gave birth to a baby without milk.

Weaver girl wronged:? Pity my child. ?

The cowherd said smugly, fortunately, I have a cow.

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On the occasion of Qixi, I sincerely' tell you: it's not your fault that soldiers stay, and don't be sad that guests stay; What about the Buddha left in the battle? The last one is king, but you are not the only one!

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10, Tanabata, Cowherd and Weaver Girl tryst. Man: Sister Weaver, my brother misses you very much. Come on, give me a kiss! Woman: Oh, I'm so shy. It's not good for hooligans to see me Man: No, no, hooligans are reading text messages!

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1 1, On the night of Chinese Valentine's Day, Cowherd complained that Weaver Girl was a mother who didn't quit her job and didn't have a baby. Weaver girl wronged:? Pity my child. ? The cowherd said smugly, fortunately, I have a cow. I wish all young men and women a happy Tanabata, harmonious life and sweet love?

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12, Valentine's Day arrived, and a man asked his girlfriend: What flowers do you like? The woman said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. The man asked eagerly, which two? I'll give it to you! The woman lowered her head and whispered: If you have money, spend it casually! The man said affectionately, you are so beautiful! Girlfriend charming asked: where am I beautiful? M: Nice try.

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China Valentine's Day gift tips: jewelry for beautiful people, flowers for romantic people, chocolate for obese people, love letters for stupid people, jokes for lovely people, this message is for you! Wish you a happy holiday!

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14, tanabata, a friend and his girlfriend went out to travel, and the weather changed halfway. It rained cats and dogs, and they were soaked without an umbrella, so they had to go home separately. In the evening, a friend asked his girlfriend if she was happy. The girlfriend said that the sanitary napkins were all wet, so happy!

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15, Xiaoming went to a fruit shop to buy fruit on Tanabata. After buying, the proprietress told Xiaoming that there were flowers in the shop. Xiao Ming asked? Why buy flowers? The proprietress replied? Can I send girls? Xiao Ming thought about it and asked with a smile? How much do I have to buy to send it? , the wife of shop-owner with a black line?

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16, Qixi joke; There was a man who got drunk on Tanabata. He originally wanted to send a text message to his wife, wishing her a happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata, and then he said something disgusting. You know, as a result, he accidentally pressed the group send and sent it to the whole family, mom; Son of a bitch, you're out of your mind, sister; Brother, I don't want to have sex, brother; Brother, although I have a crush on the same sex, you can't look at it that way.

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