What's so funny?

Today, my relatives came to me for a micro-signal, saying that they would introduce me to a male friend. Mom said, yes, but I'll give it to you tomorrow. When my relatives left, my mother asked me to buy you an Apple phone. I was shocked. How can a stingy mother be so generous? Then my mother said: It is said that Apple's mobile phone has the best beauty effect. ...

I went out to sing with a boy who had a crush for a long time, drank a bottle and fell into his arms. I thought I could lie in his arms like this all the time, but squinting, I saw several messages from him and my best friend. . "She got drunk after drinking a bottle of beer. Come and take her home. " Boudoir: "You can forget it. She drank six bottles last time. " Then I kept this position with him for three hours, and no one dared to move. It's embarrassing. .

Neighbors have an old couple who are nearly eighty years old. Grandma saw her granddaughter attending the reunion, and she had a whim and wanted to go to the reunion. Grandpa can't beat her. He contacted around for a few days and came back and said to his grandmother, "I checked, and we are the only students in our class 12." You can reunite every day if you want! "

Today, my period came and I went to the bathroom in the company. Because there is no trash can in the toilet, I take out my menstrual towel and throw it away. I just went out and met a familiar male colleague. When the landlord is nervous, he puts his hands behind his back. At the moment when he passed my colleague, this product snatched the menstrual towel I wanted to throw away. Also said: there is nothing to hide! And then opened it ...

The last one is particularly embarrassing. Those who want to see more jokes can laugh in the headlines to win their lives. There are many funny videos in it.